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Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...

Started by Samus Aran, May 24, 2007, 08:03:22 PM

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Samus Aran

...about gloryholes. Gloryholes are a wonderful thing, really, and soon you'll come to appreciate them. Sure, you might think they're "gross" right now, but soon you'll want one for your very own, to be with and love and cherish. You'll want to spend a lot of time with your gloryhole, and you'll have to make commitments to it. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't have fun with lots of different gloryholes first, but eventually, you'll have to be a one-gloryhole man. And once that happens, you'll want to do something very special with that gloryhole. What I mean is that you'll want to make a child with it, son. A child just like you are now. You want me to explain? Well...that's a talk for a different time, son. Now, let's go back inside the house to MY gloryhole for some good ol' home cooking.

SBKT

But the gloryhole smells of stale beer and fish! I don't wanna go!


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ClassicTyler

Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


SBKT

Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

ClassicTyler

Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.


SBKT

Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
No shit, you're using URBAN DICTIONARY.

Fireman.exe


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ClassicTyler

Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
No http://starcraft2.com/, you're using URBAN DICTIONARY.

Shall I direct you to the "educational" websites I've seen of Gay Glory-Holes?

V

Quote from: helter skelter on May 24, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


You'll be all okay!


Wrong, beeotch.

IT'LL ALL BE OKAY! bomberman;

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