Here, we tell about things like the tomato's and lettuce's biggest darkest secrets.
[spoiler]The tomato has a chemical in it that boost sperm count. The most concentrated amount of the chemical is in KETCHUP, so shots of Ketchup would be like:
*slurp* One kid.
*slurp* Two kids... etc...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Salads and leafy greens boost your sex drive! Need to be horny? Eat that cabbage![/spoiler]
I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato burned; burned; burned;
Quote from: Zack777 on May 22, 2007, 06:54:07 AM
I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato burned; burned; burned;
Yeah, haha.
[spoiler]The chinese ate cats only in dire situations. They did ROUTINELY eat DOGS. So, the chinese cat eating joke is bullshit, they're dog eaters[/spoiler]
Quote from: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 06:55:22 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 22, 2007, 06:54:07 AM
I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato burned; burned; burned;
Yeah, haha.
[spoiler]The chinese ate cats only in dire situations. They did ROUTINELY eat DOGS. So, the chinese cat eating joke is bullshit, they're dog eaters[/spoiler]
Damn bastards killing our lassie's and eating them. kratos;
For now on I will eat a whole tomato everyday.
Why am I the only one posting about food?
fine.
[spoiler]Carrots can kill you[/spoiler]
A tomato a day keeps the lawyers away. wub;
lawl ill nevar need viagrah agen
Quote from: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 09:35:20 AM
Why am I the only one posting about food?
fine.
[spoiler]Carrots can kill you[/spoiler]
They can also turn your orange.
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 22, 2007, 11:44:23 AM
A tomato a day keeps the lawyers away. wub;
On the contrary, it brings the lawyers into your house because every woman who lives merely DOWNWIND of you will be pregnant.