Fun food facts

[SBKT]

Here, we tell about things like the tomato's and lettuce's biggest darkest secrets.
[spoiler]The tomato has a chemical in it that boost sperm count. The most concentrated amount of the chemical is in KETCHUP, so shots of Ketchup would be like:
*slurp* One kid.
*slurp* Two kids... etc...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Salads and leafy greens boost your sex drive! Need to be horny? Eat that cabbage![/spoiler]

[Zack777]

I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato  burned; burned; burned;

[SBKT]

I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato  burned; burned; burned;

Yeah, haha.
[spoiler]The chinese ate cats only in dire situations. They did ROUTINELY eat DOGS. So, the chinese cat eating joke is bullshit, they're dog eaters[/spoiler]

[V]

I need to stop Ordering my six dollar burgers without tomato  burned; burned; burned;

Yeah, haha.
[spoiler]The chinese ate cats only in dire situations. They did ROUTINELY eat DOGS. So, the chinese cat eating joke is bullshit, they're dog eaters[/spoiler]

Damn bastards killing our lassie's and eating them.  kratos;

[CruelPleasure]

For now on I will eat a whole tomato everyday.

[SBKT]

Why am I the only one posting about food?

fine.

[spoiler]Carrots can kill you[/spoiler]

[Fireman.exe]

A tomato a day keeps the lawyers away. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lawl ill nevar need viagrah agen

[CruelPleasure]

Why am I the only one posting about food?

fine.

[spoiler]Carrots can kill you[/spoiler]

They can also turn your orange.

[SBKT]

A tomato a day keeps the lawyers away. 

On the contrary, it brings the lawyers into your house because every woman who lives merely DOWNWIND of you will be pregnant.