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Title: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:23:21 PM
So, I was going down a hill on a riding lawn mower, and the brakes went out. I jumped off and hurt myself pretty bad. The lawn mower went across the road and hit a tree. Yet it's not totalled.  psyduck;

Discuss.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 10:24:10 PM
What the hell were you doing not turning the thing?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:24:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 10:24:10 PM
What the hell were you doing not turning the thing?
It might have flipped over on me if I did that. Also, it was a split second decision.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Tri4se on May 21, 2007, 10:25:05 PM
Did you break anything?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:25:55 PM
Quote from: Tri4se on May 21, 2007, 10:25:05 PM
Did you break anything?
I might have bruised my insides, does that count?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 10:27:54 PM
This is why Riding mowers are so expensive. v;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 10:27:54 PM
This is why Riding mowers are so expensive. v;
Is that a racial slur?  doom;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: heltar on May 21, 2007, 10:43:20 PM
wait, aren't you in a wheelchair?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:44:25 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 21, 2007, 10:43:20 PM
wait, aren't you in a wheelchair?
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M PARALYSED?!?  psyduck; psyduck; psyduck;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: heltar on May 21, 2007, 10:57:02 PM
I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Tri4se on May 21, 2007, 10:57:50 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 21, 2007, 10:57:02 PM
I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.
MAYBE THE LAWN MOWER WAS HIS WHEELCHAIR?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Tri4se on May 21, 2007, 10:57:50 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 21, 2007, 10:57:02 PM
I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.
MAYBE THE LAWN MOWER WAS HIS WHEELCHAIR?
It is possible.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: heltar on May 21, 2007, 11:07:46 PM
not but srsly aren't you?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 21, 2007, 11:15:01 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 21, 2007, 11:07:46 PM
not but srsly aren't you?
No.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2007, 04:30:53 AM
That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet. argh;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 06:22:58 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2007, 04:30:53 AM
That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet. argh;
A cheap 30 dollar one? Huh.

I want one of those ones. No gas used, no global warming. I'm paranoid about global warming and shit.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 08:57:45 AM
Quote from: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?
I'm pretty sure if they cared about their trees, he'd be filled with Shotgun shit pretty fast.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 22, 2007, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?
It hit a tree at the edge of the woods. thumbup;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 11:06:05 AM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 22, 2007, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?
It hit a tree at the edge of the woods. thumbup;


Did it explode?  navi;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 22, 2007, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 11:06:05 AM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 22, 2007, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: iWolf on May 22, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
Is your neighbor mad that you hit his tree?
It hit a tree at the edge of the woods. thumbup;


Did it explode?  navi;
Read first post.  psyduck;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 22, 2007, 11:52:35 AM
Awesome. navi;
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 22, 2007, 12:04:24 PM
i wacked off this morning. It was awesome.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 01:14:34 PM
Quote from: RAWL on May 22, 2007, 12:04:24 PM
i wacked off this morning. It was awesome.
*gives medal*

For being unrelated at the proper time, I award you this Barnstar.

...wait, it's not a barnstar?

Oh fuck it.
Title: Re: Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2007, 01:17:10 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 22, 2007, 06:22:58 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2007, 04:30:53 AM
That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet. argh;
A cheap 30 dollar one? Huh.

I want one of those ones. No gas used, no global warming. I'm paranoid about global warming and shit.
No, it's gas powered. Which sucks, because I have no gas money in the first place, and I have to buy gas for it.
$3.25 a gallon. suicide;