Riding Lawn Mower Accident(RLMA)

[Fireman.exe]

So, I was going down a hill on a riding lawn mower, and the brakes went out. I jumped off and hurt myself pretty bad. The lawn mower went across the road and hit a tree. Yet it's not totalled. 

Discuss.

[SBKT]

What the hell were you doing not turning the thing?

[Fireman.exe]

What the hell were you doing not turning the thing?

It might have flipped over on me if I did that. Also, it was a split second decision.

[Tri4se]

Did you break anything?

[Fireman.exe]

Did you break anything?

I might have bruised my insides, does that count?

[SBKT]

This is why Riding mowers are so expensive. v;

[Fireman.exe]

This is why Riding mowers are so expensive. v;

Is that a racial slur?  doom;

[heltar]

wait, aren't you in a wheelchair?

[Fireman.exe]

wait, aren't you in a wheelchair?

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M PARALYSED?!? 

[heltar]

I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.

[Tri4se]

I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.

MAYBE THE LAWN MOWER WAS HIS WHEELCHAIR?

[Fireman.exe]

I remmebar a post on NSider and you said you're in a wheelchare.

MAYBE THE LAWN MOWER WAS HIS WHEELCHAIR?

It is possible.

[heltar]

not but aren't you?

[Fireman.exe]

not but aren't you?

No.

[Silverhawk79]

That's why I use a push mower. Though I'm starting to hate it, because it clogs every 50 fucking feet.