Another week, another Boyah fan-fic. Hey, remember that Boyah Trilogy? Good stuff, right? Yes, but it's dead. It ends with Andrew1911 ruling over all and there's really nothing to add that could make it any more interesting. It's dead. SO, WE BEGIN ANEW... With the best premise these fan-fics have had... THEY'RE GOING THROUGH MOTHERFUCKING TIME. READ ON TO FIND THE HILARITY.
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BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.
Am I in this one?
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 07:04:57 PM
BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.
Or is it?
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 07:04:57 PM
BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.
Not without destroying reality, it isn't.
I wanna b in. china;
Camping woulda been better.
Will I have a nice big role in this one?
The only time you put me in your stories is when you need an overly-polite gay person...
or some person to rape Rio in the prison showers.
I would like a super part. yes;
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 07:05:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 07:04:57 PM
BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.
Not without destroying reality, it isn't.
If it's done in the past, it already occurred. If it already occurred, then you're not changing whatever event because it supposedly already happened and was a part of history before you went back in time.
Sounds good. Hope I get mentioned this time. v;
An Introduction From Professor Lawlz (HA, HA, YEAH RIGHT, YEAH RIGHT! It's actually Professor Mariofreak... NOT. It's really Professor Reaper.)
"Ah, hello there, fellow Boyah enthusiast. You're either reading this in between masturbation periods or you realize you are a sad, pathetic shell of a man who will not amount to anything. Keep in mind, you can be both at the same time. Anyway, welcome to the Boyah Goes Back in Time. Now, how you ask do our heroes go back in time and have wacky situations? Well, during one of my meth induced inventions, I created a time machine...
Out of a dildo. Unfortunately, due to a wacky incident between Elizabeth I, the dildo, me, and Hitler, it's impossible to have the exact coordinates so our heroes must travel through time... Waiting to be taken back to their time. They have a day to stay in that time period. Oh and I just realized that sounds like Quantum Leap. It isn't. So, shut up. Good-bye and enjoy this fan-fic, you sad, little men."
Chapter One: Time Travel Is A Hell Of A Thing
The Boyaholics Gang had just entered their friend's house. That friend would just happen to be insane Professor Reaper. His name is kind of fitting for this, don't you think? As I was saying, they entered the house. Kaz shouted, "We're here, Doc. What do you want to show us?" Doc shouted, "Ah, Kaz, Mariofreak, Classictyler, Oggmonster, and others who will not be mentioned for the purpose of adding secondary characters to die! You're here! You have to see this!" The Doc took out a gigantic dildo from his lab coat.
One Boyaholic screamed, "NO BAD TOUCH! NO BAD TOUCH!" He ran out of the house screaming. Classictyler said, "Oh, Doc, I didn't know you were into that..." Doc said with disgust, "Ew, no. This is a time machine." CT said, "Oh, yeah, when I'm with you, Doc, time stands still..." Doc said, "God, you're a sick kid. Anyway, this will take you through time, you dumb shits. Now, I want to test it but I'm too valuable to use it on. So, you're my test subjects!" He threw the dildo as he hit the button to turn it on. Doc said, "KTHXBYE!"
They evaporated into thin air. Doc said, "Oh, thank God. They're finally gone. Now, I can get some actual work done..." The Boyaholics screamed as they traveled through time and ended up somewhere. Kaz said, "Where the hell are we?" Mariofreak said, "I don't know but since when did South Florida have large colonial houses with carriages?"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN
lmao, awesome;
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 21, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
[spoiler]For once, I'm not going to be gay about this.[/spoiler]
Couldn't you have picked something better? Like RAWL's "broken" keyboard?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 21, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
Well I am not suprised that you would use that.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 21, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
The idea of raping through time is awesome. wub;
FUCX U FOR NOT PUTTING ME IN THOUGH argh;
Quote from: General Grievous on May 21, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 21, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
The idea of raping through time is awesome. wub;
FUCX U FOR NOT PUTTING ME IN THOUGH argh;
Not rape if you're willing.
Don't go back too far, I still want to be in it navi;.
I like the idea of it, Andrew. Put me in eventually. caterpie;
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH A MIDEVIL PRINCESS
Quote from: Kaz on May 22, 2007, 02:40:26 PM
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH A MIDEVIL PRINCESS
I wanna have sex with someone in the future. They were all hairy and shit back then.
Very nice. caterpie;
I see I won't be in this one either...gonk;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2007, 03:07:29 PM
Very nice. caterpie;
I see I won't be in this one either...gonk;
Sure, just we'll harass him if he ever enters the IRC. Oh and you're Halfop registered.
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 08:44:50 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 21, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 21, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
Anyone a fan of the idea of a dildo being the time travel machine? hur;
The idea of raping through time is awesome. wub;
FUCX U FOR NOT PUTTING ME IN THOUGH argh;
Not rape if you're willing.
lool i o kay
Who said time was willing to have people fuck it up? psyduck;