Boyah Goes Back In Time: IT HAS BEGUN

[Andrew1911]

Another week, another Boyah fan-fic. Hey, remember that Boyah Trilogy? Good stuff, right? Yes, but it's dead. It ends with Andrew1911 ruling over all and there's really nothing to add that could make it any more interesting. It's dead. SO, WE BEGIN ANEW... With the best premise these fan-fics have had... THEY'RE GOING THROUGH MOTHERFUCKING TIME. READ ON TO FIND THE HILARITY.

[The Oggmonster]

k.

[ncba93ivyase]

BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.

[fox127]

Am I in this one?

[iWolf]

BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.

Or is it?

[ncba93ivyase]

BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.

Or is it?

No.

[SBKT]

BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.

Not without destroying reality, it isn't.

[Necro]

I wanna b in. china;

Camping woulda been better.

[ClassicTyler]

Will I have a nice big role in this one?
The only time you put me in your stories is when you need an overly-polite gay person...
or some person to rape Rio in the prison showers.


I would like a super part.

[ncba93ivyase]

BACKWARDS TIME TRAVEL IS NOT POSSIBLE.

Not without destroying reality, it isn't.

If it's done in the past, it already occurred. If it already occurred, then you're not changing whatever event because it supposedly already happened and was a part of history before you went back in time.

[Wrench]

Sounds good. Hope I get mentioned this time.  v;

[Andrew1911]

An Introduction From Professor Lawlz (HA, HA, YEAH RIGHT, YEAH RIGHT! It's actually Professor Mariofreak... NOT. It's really Professor Reaper.)

"Ah, hello there, fellow Boyah enthusiast. You're either reading this in between masturbation periods or you realize you are a sad, pathetic shell of a man who will not amount to anything. Keep in mind, you can be both at the same time. Anyway, welcome to the Boyah Goes Back in Time. Now, how you ask do our heroes go back in time and have wacky situations? Well, during one of my meth induced inventions, I created a time machine...

Out of a dildo. Unfortunately, due to a wacky incident between Elizabeth I, the dildo, me, and Hitler, it's impossible to have the exact coordinates so our heroes must travel through time... Waiting to be taken back to their time. They have a day to stay in that time period. Oh and I just realized that sounds like Quantum Leap. It isn't. So, shut up. Good-bye and enjoy this fan-fic, you sad, little men."

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: Time Travel Is A Hell Of A Thing

The Boyaholics Gang had just entered their friend's house. That friend would just happen to be insane Professor Reaper. His name is kind of fitting for this, don't you think? As I was saying, they entered the house. Kaz shouted, "We're here, Doc. What do you want to show us?" Doc shouted, "Ah, Kaz, Mariofreak, Classictyler, Oggmonster, and others who will not be mentioned for the purpose of adding secondary characters to die! You're here! You have to see this!" The Doc took out a gigantic dildo from his lab coat.

One Boyaholic screamed, "NO BAD TOUCH! NO BAD TOUCH!" He ran out of the house screaming. Classictyler said, "Oh, Doc, I didn't know you were into that..." Doc said with disgust, "Ew, no. This is a time machine." CT said, "Oh, yeah, when I'm with you, Doc, time stands still..." Doc said, "God, you're a sick kid. Anyway, this will take you through time, you dumb shits. Now, I want to test it but I'm too valuable to use it on. So, you're my test subjects!" He threw the dildo as he hit the button to turn it on. Doc said, "KTHXBYE!"

They evaporated into thin air. Doc said, "Oh, thank God. They're finally gone. Now, I can get some actual work done..." The Boyaholics screamed as they traveled through time and ended up somewhere. Kaz said, "Where the hell are we?" Mariofreak said, "I don't know but since when did South Florida have large colonial houses with carriages?"

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[fox127]

lmao, awesome;

[Feynman]

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