eloped penises)
Every normal, non-homosexual 5 year old loved disney movies for the babes. If you say otherwise, you're a filthy liar. i know you know you would rub your penii against pillows pretending you were doing whatever you thought sex was with some disney princesses
post the ones that would've made you fap if you knew what fapping was when you were 5
For me, it was of course Princess Jasmine and that crazy gypsy bitch from the hunchback of notre dame (i hate that movie but that animated bitch was saucy to a 5 year old )[spoiler](http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/4012/6010jasmine2so1.jpg)
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4999/esmereldaaa6.jpg)[/spoiler]
they're probably the raisins i adore delicious little brown girls today
Also, once in kindergarten my teacher bent over in front of me (facing me) and her breasts nearly fell out of her shirt. Since that day I've actually been rather fond of women with orange hair.
honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits
THE GYPSY WAS ESMERRELLDA OR SOME SHIT.
I don't know my childhood was fucked up in some aspects.
I guess Pochahantas or Jasmine were my favorite Disney princesses..............................
Are we talking about first boner or got disney chicks? befuddlement
Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits
i liked the guy or whatever he was (sailor maybe)
other than that i didn't care for anyone else
Since when was Pocohantas a disney princess?
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
I guess Pochahantas or Jasmine were my favorite Disney princesses..............................
pocahontas is an ugly slut
Quote from: Hiro on August 24, 2008, 09:35:12 PM
Are we talking about first boner or got disney chicks? befuddlement
first boners which are usually disney chicks
It's sad that kids today only have shitty 3D animation and not delicious 2D ladies
Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 24, 2008, 09:34:12 PM
I really don't remember at all
Neither do I. I remember the first girl I beat off to was the girl for October in my friends magazine. thumbup;
Quote from: Wrench on August 24, 2008, 09:38:01 PM
Neither do I. I remember the first girl I beat off to was the girl for October in my friends magazine. thumbup;
Oh god lol the first girl i beat off to was one of the pictures in the starcraft "Dirty tank defence" games.
Quote from: Hiro on August 24, 2008, 09:36:51 PM
Since when was Pocohantas a disney princess?
because she's a princess and a character portrayed by disney? befuddlement
Quote from: Lawlz on August 24, 2008, 09:37:22 PM
pocahontas is an ugly slut
at least she doesn't give it away on the first date like that whore sleeping beauty
Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:41:18 PM
Oh god lol the first girl i beat off to was one of the pictures in the starcraft "Dirty tank defence" games.
what the lol
Then the first girl I actually ejaculated to was Elisha Cuthbert. She's the one I beat off to the most all time. The Girl Next Door is amazing
who gets their first boners from g rated movies...i got it from like sailor moon or somehting
scantily clad supergirls...or boring ass children princess...i'll take the supergirls
my mom
Quote from: LJTL on August 24, 2008, 09:47:38 PM
who gets their first boners from g rated movies...i got it from like sailor moon or somehting
scantily clad supergirls...or boring ass children princess...i'll take the supergirls
that's because you're a faggot
Quote from: Lawlz on August 24, 2008, 09:48:30 PM
that's because you're a faggot
they looked decent compared to some ugly ass arab woman
I actually don't remember at all.
I don't remember nor care.
That little bastard downstairs is the source of my problems, I know that for sure.
my first boner was most likely from real porn, considering my stepdad has it hung up all over the place and thus i've been exposed to it ever since i first moved to minnesota when i was 4
I don't know why anyone would remember such a trivial thing unless it happened in a really awkward circumstance
Quote from: Davie on August 24, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
honestly
the first time for me was in the little mermaid when ariel first went on land and her hair was over her tits
yeah i agree
except for me it was after ursela or whatever gave her legs
but i'm not sure i even got a boner or when my penis was first erect :'(
Quote from: TECTRON on August 24, 2008, 11:18:11 PM
yeah i agree
except for me it was after ursela or whatever gave her legs
but i'm not sure i even got a boner or when my penis was first erect :'(
me neither. I just remember being turned on and wanting to see some tits.
Jessica Rabbit :|
He's long dead now~
Quote from: Thyme on August 25, 2008, 12:30:06 AM
MR. ROGERS?! AMAZING
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. giggle;
Also I'm lonely Thyme. :(
I honestly don't remember trying to whack off to girls when I was 5, but I did think Jasmine was a babe.
I usually just got boners kind of randomly and always wondered why my penis did that.
The first time I whacked off for real thou was to an ad in my dads Muscle and Fitness magazine. it was a girl with peanut butter covering her nipples
Quote from: Lawlz on August 24, 2008, 09:31:17 PM
eloped penises)
Every normal, non-homosexual 5 year old loved disney movies for the babes. If you say otherwise, you're a filthy liar. i know you know you would rub your penii against pillows pretending you were doing whatever you thought sex was with some disney princesses
post the ones that would've made you fap if you knew what fapping was when you were 5
For me, it was of course Princess Jasmine and that crazy gypsy bitch from the hunchback of notre dame (i hate that movie but that animated bitch was saucy to a 5 year old )[spoiler](http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/4012/6010jasmine2so1.jpg)
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4999/esmereldaaa6.jpg)[/spoiler]
they're probably the raisins i adore delicious little brown girls today
Also, once in kindergarten my teacher bent over in front of me (facing me) and her breasts nearly fell out of her shirt. Since that day I've actually been rather fond of women with orange hair.
That made you sound like a pedophile. doodthing;
Quote from: Wrench on August 24, 2008, 09:46:31 PM
Elisha Cuthbert
she wasn't that cute in popular mechanics for kids
and her voice was so boring
Some big booty bitches on BET. :|
I don't remember.
I do remember the first time I masturbated I did it to Lela Starr (porn star, not sure if that's how it's spelled). :|
Quote from: Camalina on August 25, 2008, 01:10:21 PM
I don't remember.
I do remember the first time I masturbated I did it to Lela Starr (porn star, not sure if that's how it's spelled). :|
I know there is a Rachel Starr, never heard of a Lela.
Snow White maybe?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 25, 2008, 01:10:57 PM
I know there is a Rachel Starr, never heard of a Lela.
NSFW:http://badjojo.com/video_play_front.php?Id=4972
that's her
Probably when I saw some people making out on TV a long time ago.
I honestly have no clue.