One, a six year old, can't read. He also has a speech problem, and got expelled for cutting a girl's hair with scissors. He's also a total dick. He stole my Mario Kart DS game. :|
The second is nine, and she... ugh.
1. Can't ride a bike
2. Is afraid to play outside
3. Doesn't like to touch grass
4. Can't spell her last name (Bowden)
5. Doesn't know the difference in uppercase and lowercase
The other, 12, failed the second grade. She also stole one of my games. And broke another, which she refuses to pay me for:|
You guys got any reeeeeeeally dumb cousin/relatives?
I have more than a dozen cousins from my father's side.
Quote from: Bassir on July 15, 2008, 11:15:35 AM
I have more than a dozen cousins from my father's side.
I'm black'
Everyone else who's black is my cousin
I can't ride a bike either... I'm not stupid
lol
Quote from: Yprie on July 15, 2008, 11:18:53 AM
I can't ride a bike either... I'm not stupid
Last time you tried?
I have over 9000 cousins, and fortunately they're all decent, I guess.
Although we do have one that's a bit off in many ways... befuddlement
Quote from: Vostroya on July 15, 2008, 11:19:31 AM
I only have two cousins, one is gay and works as a one of the guys in a costume at DisneyWorld, the other got pregnant with this body-builder guy who is really not smart (I've met him once)
I've always had the desire in the back of my mind to do that for a couple days/weeks/months, I'd quit whenever I got bored I guess lolwut
Quote from: Soundwave on July 15, 2008, 11:21:07 AM
Last time you tried?
3 years ago... I learned how to, but I tried later and I can't anymore. I have no balance
My cousins are mostly girls, and significantly smarter than yours. And significantly older. In fact they have jobs now. Not part time, either. They graduated recently.
On my dad's There's too many to count, half are jesus freaks, some are cowboys with a 6uh grade education. Most are home schooled. On my mom's side, they are average (and kinda smart) 3 - 7 year olds
My neighbor/second cousin has 7 kids and they're all have mental problems (mostly reading/speech/learning related.)
A different aunt I have is absolutely insane, and her children are going down because of it.
I have this one obnoxious extremely preppy cousin too, whom I consider stupid. baddood;
None of my cousins seem to be retarded, somehow. befuddlement
I think I have over 20 cousins. Only a couple behave stupid.
i have 7 cousins.
Lisa, my 16 year old cousin, recently got caught shoplifting in 4 different stores in Ingrahm Park Mall.
She got caught repeatedly sneeking into movie theaters and has already been to bootcamp twice before.
just last saturday, when her dad threatend to take her computer out of her room, she ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and warned her dad and mom that she would kill them if they did so. long story short, they got the knife away from her. But it didnt stop there. She ran out of the door and screamed that she was leaving to go kill herself. she was missing for about 3 hours and by then, my aunt had called the police. 4 Cop cars and 1 search helicopter were sent out to find her... and they did.
now she's being institutionalized for being a threat to herself, and those around her.
all of this, for the sake of wanting stuff that didnt belong to her.
i have a crazy cousin.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on July 15, 2008, 12:28:19 PM
i have 7 cousins.
Lisa, my 16 year old cousin, recently got caught shoplifting in 4 different stores in Ingrahm Park Mall.
She got caught repeatedly sneeking into movie theaters and has already been to bootcamp twice before.
just last saturday, when her dad threatend to take her computer out of her room, she ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and warned her dad and mom that she would kill them if they did so. long story short, they got the knife away from her. But it didnt stop there. She ran out of the door and screamed that she was leaving to go kill herself. she was missing for about 3 hours and by then, my aunt had called the police. 4 Cop cars and 1 search helicopter were sent out to find her... and they did.
now she's being institutionalized for being a threat to herself, and those around her.
all of this, for the sake of wanting stuff that didnt belong to her.
i have a crazy cousin.
Sounds like nothing but an ungrateful bitch.
As for me, I've probably got around 20 cousins or so. Most of them are just average, everyday, working people. The only one that really stands out is my 23(?) year old cousin Chris.
He was a jackass from the start, but some time in his mid teen years, he went crazy and stabbed his girlfriend in the back with a knife about 15 times, I believe.
One of my cousins was in diapers and couldn't talk until he was about 8. He's not retarded, but his mother is just some crazy religious bitch that "doesn't want her baby boy growing up so fast." He's 2 years younger than me, so I suppose he's in high school now.
My older cousin sells drugs to kids with his father and got diabetes a couple years back because he survived off hot dogs and cake and nothing else. He got out of juvenile hall about 3 years back or so and still sells drugs to kids and is always high on crazy shit. Pretty much all my family has had their lives ruined by drugs of all sorts which is why seeing a kid (like little Zaynakins :'( ) get involved with it makes me want to cry.
My cousin killed a 10 year old he didn't know on accident :(
I've got like a 3rd cousin named Dingus who used to deal drugs and steal shit from family members and others.
I asked my dad what happened to him before and he says chances are he got shanked.
Dingus? doodthing;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on July 15, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
Dingus? doodthing;
Hahaha, Dingus.
No wonder he has problems, poor guy.
If we're talking about our cousins whom are on drugs, I have a a much much longer list. befuddlement
Wow, I have the least-defective family out of all of you.
I have a fat 15 year old cousin who never shuts up. Actually, the rest of his family is pretty nuts, too. My aunt has some issues; she's really overbearing and controlling and only lets her kids watch Green Acres. My uncle is the only one that works, and my aunt was caught stealing money from his office or something.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on July 15, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
Dingus? doodthing;
I also have a cousin named Asia.
but there's nothing interesting about her
...You keep reminding me how great my family is. Nobody does drugs, everyone gets along, nobody killed anybody, and my grandfather on my dad's side was in both wars. I'll have to ask him what he did though.
The only thing I can think of that's wrong with my family is that a great aunt of mine won't let one of my cousins eat.
Quote from: Geno on July 15, 2008, 12:38:11 PM
My cousin killed a 10 year old he didn't know on accident :(
how
The guys are usually dumb skaters that drink.
The girls are very mean to me and desperately try to get me in trouble, and they're like 12-7. ;_;
I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12. :(
Quote from: Lalie on July 15, 2008, 05:18:58 PM
I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12. :(
You guys are so... sad :(
Quote from: Lalie on July 15, 2008, 05:18:58 PM
I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12. :(
My cousin in Germany learned how to ride a bike at 2. She was almost 3 at the time.
I never see any of my cousins. It has been years.
As far as I'm aware, I have no biological cousins. My older uncle, on my mom's side, maried a woman who already has two children and she's too old to have any more now and my younger uncle is a looser and is in jail at the moment. And then I'm pretty sure that my father's brother doesn't have any children either, but I'm not sure as I haven't asked since I was about ten, but then again I'm fairly certain that my mother hasn't had any contact with my father's family in a long time so she probably wouldn't know either.
I have four, two of them I haven't seen for years and are really preppy and annoy the shit out of me.
The other two are pretty cool. The one's a really good cook and he's like my best friend, the other one is his brother and he's a real jackass who's always trying to hurt me physically in some way. >.<
i love my brother he's awesome :]
i'm lucky
Quote from: Lalie on July 15, 2008, 05:18:58 PM
I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12. :(
I never owned a bike. <3
I've got cousins in Italy, Greece, England, Canada and of course Albania. I'll visit them all one day.
Quote from: Socks on July 16, 2008, 08:36:59 AM
I've got cousins in Italy, Greece, England, Canada and of course Albania. I'll visit them all one day.
I have a cousin in Japan who I've only met once. :( She was really sweet, but she didn't know almost any english. She was 6 at the time.
Quote from: prettygirl on July 15, 2008, 10:19:57 PM
i love my brother he's awesome :]
i'm lucky
um
okay
Quote from: Sammie on July 16, 2008, 01:57:20 PM
She was really sweet, but she didn't know almost any english.
Yeah mine can't speak English, except the ones in England, but we all speak our native language so it's all good.
Quote from: prettygirl on July 15, 2008, 10:19:57 PM
i love my brother he's awesome :]
i'm lucky
I hope my sisters feel the same way. After all, they have the best brother ever.
Ha. I cut a girl's hair with scissors in kindergarten, and all I got was a shirt. baddood;
Actually, I was yelled at by the teacher and my parents forced my to go to her house and apologize. I think I had a crush on her at the time. :'(
Quote from: steal on July 16, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
I have 17 first cousins scattered across the nation and I've only met probably 5 of them, tops.
That reminds me. I only have three first cousins. Four if you count the dead one. baddood;
Three in NY where I live, one in Virginia.
Of course, the farther out in my family tree you go, the more spread out my family is. I have a ton of cousins back in Italy that I've never met before. I also have cousins in Canada, Florida, California, Utah, and a few other places I can't remember.
Not really. I mean, I have a cousin who got expelled for kicking the crap out of a kid, but he had some good reasons to do so. Other than that, my whole family's pretty smart, even if they can act a bit mean sometimes. :(
I have over 20 cousins but none of them are dumb nor disrespectful to me. My family is loyal to one another and we pay each other back for bets or damages to products or homes. I broke my cousins playstation when I was six and I payed him $150 when I was ten.
I have 11 first cousins and have met all 11. Most live in Michigan, but some are in Tennessee. 2 that live in Tennessee are really stupid
Quote from: Socks on July 16, 2008, 08:07:01 PM
Yeah mine can't speak English, except the ones in England, but we all speak our native language so it's all good.
I want to hear you speak in Albanian. :o
Oh, and I have 9 first cousins and like 20 second cousins who I'm as close to as my first cousins. They all live very very close (I have 36 first second and third cousins on my street), except for the one family i japan.
Quote from: Sammie on July 16, 2008, 09:23:32 PM
I want to hear you speak in Albanian.
Not happening.
Quote from: Socks on July 16, 2008, 08:07:01 PM
Yeah mine can't speak English, except the ones in England, but we all speak our native language so it's all good.
So the Canadian ones speak French?
Quote from: Nyerp on July 17, 2008, 09:22:26 AM
So the Canadian ones speak French?
No, they just moved to Canada so they don't really speak English all that well yet.
Quote from: Socks on July 17, 2008, 07:33:56 PM
No, they just moved to Canada so they don't really speak English all that well yet.
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