I have a few cousins...

[LCK]

i have 7 cousins.


Lisa, my 16 year old cousin, recently got caught shoplifting in 4 different stores in Ingrahm Park Mall.
She got caught repeatedly sneeking into movie theaters and has already been to bootcamp twice before.

just last saturday, when her dad threatend to take her computer out of her room, she ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife and warned her dad and mom that she would kill them if they did so. long story short, they got the knife away from her. But it didnt stop there. She ran out of the door and screamed that she was leaving to go kill herself. she was missing for about 3 hours and by then, my aunt had called the police. 4 Cop cars and 1 search helicopter were sent out to find her... and they did.

now she's being institutionalized for being a threat to herself, and those around her.
all of this, for the sake of wanting stuff that didnt belong to her.


i have a crazy cousin.

Sounds like nothing but an ungrateful bitch.

As for me, I've probably got around 20 cousins or so. Most of them are just average, everyday, working people. The only one that really stands out is my 23(?) year old cousin Chris.
He was a jackass from the start, but some time in his mid teen years, he went crazy and stabbed his girlfriend in the back with a knife about 15 times, I believe.

[ncba93ivyase]

One of my cousins was in diapers and couldn't talk until he was about 8. He's not retarded, but his mother is just some crazy religious bitch that "doesn't want her baby boy growing up so fast." He's 2 years younger than me, so I suppose he's in high school now.

My older cousin sells drugs to kids with his father and got diabetes a couple years back because he survived off hot dogs and cake and nothing else. He got out of juvenile hall about 3 years back or so and still sells drugs to kids and is always high on crazy shit. Pretty much all my family has had their lives ruined by drugs of all sorts which is why seeing a kid (like little Zaynakins :'( ) get involved with it makes me want to cry.

[Geno]

My cousin killed a 10 year old he didn't know on accident 

[The spy who loves you]

I've got like a 3rd cousin named Dingus who used to deal drugs and steal shit from family members and others.

I asked my dad what happened to him before and he says chances are he got shanked.

[Hensa]

Dingus? 

[Sam]

Dingus? 

Hahaha, Dingus.

No wonder he has problems, poor guy.

[Sam]

If we're talking about our cousins whom are on drugs, I have a a much much longer list. 

[Garahe]

Wow, I have the least-defective family out of all of you.

[Pyrate]

I have a fat 15 year old cousin who never shuts up. Actually, the rest of his family is pretty nuts, too. My aunt has some issues; she's really overbearing and controlling and only lets her kids watch Green Acres. My uncle is the only one that works, and my aunt was caught stealing money from his office or something.

[The spy who loves you]

Dingus? 

I also have a cousin named Asia.

but there's nothing interesting about her

[Garahe]

...You keep reminding me how great my family is. Nobody does drugs, everyone gets along, nobody killed anybody, and my grandfather on my dad's side was in both wars. I'll have to ask him what he did though.

The only thing I can think of that's wrong with my family is that a great aunt of mine won't let one of my cousins eat.

[Nyerp]

My cousin killed a 10 year old he didn't know on accident 

how

[superclucky]

The guys are usually dumb skaters that drink.
The girls are very mean to me and desperately try to get me in trouble, and they're like 12-7. ;_;

[Himu]

I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12.

[Bushy]

I learned how to ride a bike when I was 12.

You guys are so... sad