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Title: I just shat bricks.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on July 01, 2008, 07:25:21 PM
Or maybe bricks shat me  O_0



So apparently, my parents just have to get married again. The wedding (I have no idea how much the ring cost) is going to add to our slight financial struggle.


Well, Anyways, let me start from the start. After my dad retired from the Marines, we moved to Dublin, Georgia. It caused too many problems. I was starting to become depressed, my sister was becoming a mute who stayed in her room, and my mother had trouble finding a job (and as i found out earlier this week, she was using anti depressants.) She said she needed to get her head straight, and she had to be a sutbborn bitch, and forced a divorce.


So now we live outside of Atlanta, and apparently everything is "better" now. We had moved into a decent house and we lived with my sister. my mom. and me. When we moved into this house (over a year ago) my dad also moved. It was obvious that they're relationship was signifigant, but not to this extent.

So I just got home from Drumline practice and my mom brought my sister and me into the room. She showed us her hand, and my sister said nothing. I said "You're engaged?". So we found out that this whole "family vacation" we had planned out was just an excuse for them to get married.


She said "We've been planning this for 18 months." I replied, "Did you get divorced like, twenty months ago?". So we basically went in a circle, with a 6 month break. And now I'm thinking "Honestly. do we really need this? This will add to our financial struggle. Your relationship will be no different than what it is now."
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Daddy on July 01, 2008, 07:27:37 PM
My mom married my step-dad when i was in first grade and i went to their wedding.  baddood;
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
There are legal reasons to get married, it's not all about morals.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Daddy on July 01, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
Quote from: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
There are legal reasons to get married, it's not all about morals.
And this is the answer.

Taxes.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on July 01, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: JMV on July 01, 2008, 07:29:41 PM
And this is the answer.

Taxes.


Yeah. That had "something to do with it".




And she bitched to no end about how much the ring had to cost. she claims that she was selfless (haha right) during their first marriage. And now she wants it back with a big ring.

"Isn't marriage and love about the genuine feeling? I don't see anything about the ring having an effect." "Shut up son. Don't question me."
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on July 01, 2008, 07:38:27 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on July 01, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Yeah. That had "something to do with it".




And she bitched to no end about how much the ring had to cost. she claims that she was selfless (haha right) during their first marriage. And now she wants it back with a big ring.

"Isn't marriage and love about the genuine feeling? I don't see anything about the ring having an effect." "Shut up son. Don't question me."
Women.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
My mom suffers from co-dependency so they'll NEVER get divorced. baddood;
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:39:39 PM
All I know is I'm getting a prenuptial.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on July 01, 2008, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:39:39 PM
All I know is I'm getting a prenuptial.


lawl
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on July 01, 2008, 07:40:44 PM
lawl


Not a laughing matter if you have to shell out later.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on July 01, 2008, 07:53:32 PM
Quote from: Socks on July 01, 2008, 07:45:28 PM
Not a laughing matter if you have to shell out later.


My dad jokes about getting a prenup after they got divorced.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 01, 2008, 08:22:36 PM
I went to my sister's wedding. It was on my birthday in '04. baddood;
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Socks on July 01, 2008, 08:26:08 PM
I just served a wedding reception dinner Sunday.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Wrench on July 01, 2008, 08:47:53 PM
I was an altar server for my cousins wedding then was at another cousins wedding. Getting the divorce was really stupid of your parents. Those taxes better be good.
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 01, 2008, 11:24:59 PM
I was the ring bearer for my grandpa's wedding when I was 5. giggle;
Title: Re: I just shat bricks.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 01, 2008, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: Vostroya on July 01, 2008, 11:38:11 PM
what the fuck kind of time warp is that


It was his second marriage, long after getting divorced.