I just shat bricks.

[hotlikesauce.]

Or maybe bricks shat me 



So apparently, my parents just have to get married again. The wedding (I have no idea how much the ring cost) is going to add to our slight financial struggle.


Well, Anyways, let me start from the start. After my dad retired from the Marines, we moved to Dublin, Georgia. It caused too many problems. I was starting to become depressed, my sister was becoming a mute who stayed in her room, and my mother had trouble finding a job (and as i found out earlier this week, she was using anti depressants.) She said she needed to get her head straight, and she had to be a sutbborn bitch, and forced a divorce.


So now we live outside of Atlanta, and apparently everything is "better" now. We had moved into a decent house and we lived with my sister. my mom. and me. When we moved into this house (over a year ago) my dad also moved. It was obvious that they're relationship was signifigant, but not to this extent.

So I just got home from Drumline practice and my mom brought my sister and me into the room. She showed us her hand, and my sister said nothing. I said "You're engaged?". So we found out that this whole "family vacation" we had planned out was just an excuse for them to get married.


She said "We've been planning this for 18 months." I replied, "Did you get divorced like, twenty months ago?". So we basically went in a circle, with a 6 month break. And now I'm thinking "Honestly. do we really need this? This will add to our financial struggle. Your relationship will be no different than what it is now."

[Daddy]

My mom married my step-dad when i was in first grade and i went to their wedding. 

[Socks]

There are legal reasons to get married, it's not all about morals.

[Daddy]

There are legal reasons to get married, it's not all about morals.

And this is the answer.

Taxes.

[hotlikesauce.]

And this is the answer.

Taxes.

Yeah. That had "something to do with it".




And she bitched to no end about how much the ring had to cost. she claims that she was selfless (haha right) during their first marriage. And now she wants it back with a big ring.

"Isn't marriage and love about the genuine feeling? I don't see anything about the ring having an effect." "Shut up son. Don't question me."

[Blaze-Senpai]

Yeah. That had "something to do with it".




And she bitched to no end about how much the ring had to cost. she claims that she was selfless (haha right) during their first marriage. And now she wants it back with a big ring.

"Isn't marriage and love about the genuine feeling? I don't see anything about the ring having an effect." "Shut up son. Don't question me."

Women.

[Himu]

My mom suffers from co-dependency so they'll NEVER get divorced.

[Socks]

All I know is I'm getting a prenuptial.

[hotlikesauce.]

All I know is I'm getting a prenuptial.

lawl

[Socks]

lawl

Not a laughing matter if you have to shell out later.

[hotlikesauce.]

Not a laughing matter if you have to shell out later.

My dad jokes about getting a prenup after they got divorced.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I went to my sister's wedding. It was on my birthday in '04.

[Socks]

I just served a wedding reception dinner Sunday.

[Wrench]

I was an altar server for my cousins wedding then was at another cousins wedding. Getting the divorce was really stupid of your parents. Those taxes better be good.

[Samus Aran]

I was the ring bearer for my grandpa's wedding when I was 5.