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Title: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 24, 2008, 02:28:49 AM
For like 3 minutes he was sitting outside my window trying to push himself in through the screen, lol. I had to go around and open the door so he didn't break the thing, lol.

ITT funny things your pet(s) have done
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Cookie on June 24, 2008, 06:30:12 AM
My cat tried crossing the road while a car was going by and got killed.

My other one just does nothing.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Gitominoti on June 24, 2008, 06:33:27 AM
I don't have a cat  edumacate;

I have a dog though. But he doesn't do anything edumacate;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Wrench on June 24, 2008, 06:36:54 AM
I was running around with my dog and she ran into the wall. caterpie;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Matt™ on June 24, 2008, 07:32:43 AM
I spooked my old cat, so she jumped up onto the counter, then fridge, then onto a thing of paper towels which was close to falling. Took 5 minutes then she finally fell off with the paper towels.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: FAMY2 on June 24, 2008, 08:34:53 AM
 My Pit Bull sits on anything high outside.  Tables, Lawn tractors, piles of dirt. Like she is on guard.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Nyerp on June 24, 2008, 08:49:44 AM
My beagle constantly finds frogs in the backyard and sometimes will come inside with a frog in his mouth. caterpie;


Quote from: Clair on June 24, 2008, 08:34:53 AM
My Pit Bull sits on anything high outside.  Tables, Lawn tractors, piles of dirt. Like she is on guard.

You have...a Pit Bull?! Remind me never to get on your bad side. gonk;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2008, 09:43:13 AM
Quote from: Pyner on June 24, 2008, 08:49:44 AM
My beagle constantly finds frogs in the backyard and sometimes will come inside with a frog in his mouth. caterpie;


Our coonhound found a bird one time lol.   powerofone;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Daddy on June 24, 2008, 09:44:03 AM
Died.

lol
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: just1more on June 24, 2008, 09:46:13 AM
When it comes to pets, I've never had anything more than a few fish and a sea snail. doodthing;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2008, 09:47:39 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:44:03 AM
Died.

lol


what was it?


that's all our guinea pig did. |:
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Daddy on June 24, 2008, 09:54:34 AM
Quote from: ME86 on June 24, 2008, 09:47:39 AM
what was it?


that's all our guinea pig did. |:

Hamster: I was 4 and it bit me. I threw it at the wall and it died.
Dog: I was 10, she got cancer and it kept coming back after getting removed.  We eventually had to put her to sleep.
Guinea Pig: 13, it was actually my brother's lol.  My sister's cat ate it.
Hedgehog: 15 He was sick and died in my hands. :'(
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2008, 10:08:21 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:54:34 AM
Dog: I was 10, she got cancer and it kept coming back after getting removed.  We eventually had to put her to sleep.


We're probably going to be putting my grandmother's dog down within the next month. :'(


Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:54:34 AM
Hedgehog: 15 He was sick and died in my hands. :'(


ah. :(
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Claquesous on June 24, 2008, 10:13:16 AM
My cat now acts like my dog from them being together all the time. She lays back so you can scratch her belly, and she'll come up to you looking for attention just like my dog. I'm not sure how common this may be, but I've never had a cat act like a dog.


Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Socks on June 24, 2008, 10:13:34 AM
I had a cat once, don't really know what happened to it.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Tri4se on June 24, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
my hamster escaped from his cage, and jumped of a 20 foot balcony.


he survived.  befuddlement
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2008, 10:24:00 AM
Quote from: Captain Tri4se on June 24, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
my hamster escaped from his cage, and jumped of a 20 foot balcony.


he survived.  befuddlement


lol.

also hi nox.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: superclucky on June 24, 2008, 10:38:11 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:54:34 AM
Hamster: I was 4 and it bit me. I threw it at the wall and it died.
Dog: I was 10, she got cancer and it kept coming back after getting removed.  We eventually had to put her to sleep.
Guinea Pig: 13, it was actually my brother's lol.  My sister's cat ate it.
Hedgehog: 15 He was sick and died in my hands. :'(
lol you cried when you were 15?
I stopped crying after I was like 10. When my doggy died I was shocked, but I wasn't sad or cried. (Probably because it was my mommy's doggy.)

Oh wait nvm, I cried when I was like 12-13, my bird colony died. ;_;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Daddy on June 24, 2008, 10:40:45 AM
Quote from: Cluckie on June 24, 2008, 10:38:11 AM
lol you cried when you were 15?
No. I was sad, but I never cried over a pet dying.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Hiro on June 24, 2008, 11:14:43 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:54:34 AM
Hamster: I was 4 and it bit me. I threw it at the wall and it died.

oh god rofl
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Daphnia on June 24, 2008, 12:54:29 PM
This (http://www.kevinmara.com/vid/box2.mov)
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: ME## on June 24, 2008, 01:02:09 PM
Quote from: Administrator on June 24, 2008, 12:54:29 PM
This (http://www.kevinmara.com/vid/box2.mov)


lol oh god.

My cat gets stuck in chip bags.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Nate on June 24, 2008, 02:54:40 PM
My dog died like a year ago because it escaped and ran out onto the road and got smashed by a car.
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 24, 2008, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: JMV on June 24, 2008, 09:44:03 AM
Died.

lol

:'(
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Walter on June 25, 2008, 06:42:16 AM
My pets aren't funny. :(

But my friend's pet fish jumped into a dishwasher and died. D:
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: V on June 25, 2008, 07:56:53 AM
I'm still plotting on how to murder my dog. 

VDood;
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Sam on June 25, 2008, 10:07:20 AM
My cat, Dusty, is the clumsiest cat known to mankind.

He'll go to jump on top of things and just topple over the other side. Or he'll chase after something in the kitchen, miss, and slide into a table leg. he'll be all cute rubbing up against my leg, then suddenly stop and make an attempt to climb up to my face.

When he wants to go outside at night but everyone is asleep (or just ignoring him because they don't want to get up), he'll jump onto the half-wall seperator to mmy kitchen and walk down the line, nudging everything off with his nose as he goes. After each one falls, he looks up to see if anyone noticed, and if they look back he meows and waits to see if they'll throw him outside.

We have a pair of evil attacking blue jays in the backyard currently, protecting a nest undoubtedly. One actually attacked me in the back of the head. Yesterday there was a baby blue jay on the ground, looked old enough to fly but wasn't flying, so we kept all 3 of our cats inside. After the baby dissappeared (didn't see where it went), the parental blue jays somewhat calmed down. We were keeping the cats in still, but my stupid little brother forgot and let dusty out on accident.

Of course, Dusty (even after having been attacked my these birds several times) decided to go to the spot that is the CLOSEST he could possibly be to the nest. And it's not a spot he usually goes, he just wanted to be badass, I think.

The birds freaked out on his ass. So I ran outside with a baseball bat and saved him.  baddood;

I could go on and on about my nustykins. :3
Title: Re: Lol, my cat is retarded
Post by: Hiro on June 25, 2008, 10:42:00 AM
My dog is pretty frickin stupid, I think she thinks she's part cat