Lol, my cat is retarded

[Tri4se]

my hamster escaped from his cage, and jumped of a 20 foot balcony.


he survived. 

[ME##]

my hamster escaped from his cage, and jumped of a 20 foot balcony.


he survived. 

lol.

also hi nox.

[superclucky]

Hamster: I was 4 and it bit me. I threw it at the wall and it died.
Dog: I was 10, she got cancer and it kept coming back after getting removed.  We eventually had to put her to sleep.
Guinea Pig: 13, it was actually my brother's lol.  My sister's cat ate it.
Hedgehog: 15 He was sick and died in my hands. :'(

lol you cried when you were 15?
I stopped crying after I was like 10. When my doggy died I was shocked, but I wasn't sad or cried. (Probably because it was my mommy's doggy.)

Oh wait nvm, I cried when I was like 12-13, my bird colony died. ;_;

[Daddy]

lol you cried when you were 15?

No. I was sad, but I never cried over a pet dying.

[Hiro]

Hamster: I was 4 and it bit me. I threw it at the wall and it died.

oh god rofl

[Daphnia]

This

[ME##]

This

lol oh god.

My cat gets stuck in chip bags.

[Nate]

My dog died like a year ago because it escaped and ran out onto the road and got smashed by a car.

[KonohaShinobi]

Died.

lol

:'(

[Walter]

My pets aren't funny.

But my friend's pet fish jumped into a dishwasher and died. D:

[V]

I'm still plotting on how to murder my dog. 

[Sam]

My cat, Dusty, is the clumsiest cat known to mankind.

He'll go to jump on top of things and just topple over the other side. Or he'll chase after something in the kitchen, miss, and slide into a table leg. he'll be all cute rubbing up against my leg, then suddenly stop and make an attempt to climb up to my face.

When he wants to go outside at night but everyone is asleep (or just ignoring him because they don't want to get up), he'll jump onto the half-wall seperator to mmy kitchen and walk down the line, nudging everything off with his nose as he goes. After each one falls, he looks up to see if anyone noticed, and if they look back he meows and waits to see if they'll throw him outside.

We have a pair of evil attacking blue jays in the backyard currently, protecting a nest undoubtedly. One actually attacked me in the back of the head. Yesterday there was a baby blue jay on the ground, looked old enough to fly but wasn't flying, so we kept all 3 of our cats inside. After the baby dissappeared (didn't see where it went), the parental blue jays somewhat calmed down. We were keeping the cats in still, but my stupid little brother forgot and let dusty out on accident.

Of course, Dusty (even after having been attacked my these birds several times) decided to go to the spot that is the CLOSEST he could possibly be to the nest. And it's not a spot he usually goes, he just wanted to be , I think.

The birds freaked out on his ass. So I ran outside with a baseball bat and saved him. 

I could go on and on about my nustykins.

[Hiro]

My dog is pretty frickin stupid, I think she thinks she's part cat