When I type on my keyboard, the sound of the keys being pushed down is so loud I can't even type at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded space bar making the sound of a rock ship launching off into space. Also, the keyboard is possibly the dirtiest piece of shit I've ever seen. I've had it for three years along with my mouse that when clicked, sounds like glass breaking.
I seriously need a new keyboard. thumbdown;
On screen keyboard.
On screen keyboard requires the mouse, too. Get a tablet. IT's difficult at first, but it'll be worth it later.
When I masturbate, the sound of the fap being performed is so loud I can't even fap at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded fap making the sound of a kid splashing in a pool. Also, my dick is possibly the largest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over seventeen years along with my balls that when rubbed, feel like heaven.
I seriously need a new bedroom. thumbdown;
Quote from: JMV290 on May 20, 2007, 11:48:38 AM
When I masturbate, the sound of the fap being performed is so loud I can't even fap at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded fap making the sound of a kid splashing in a pool. Also, my dick is possibly the largest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over seventeen years along with my balls that when rubbed, feel like heaven.
I seriously need a new bedroom. thumbdown;
YOU MADE ME SWALLOW A CHEERIO. gonk;
Quote from: JMV290 on May 20, 2007, 11:48:38 AM
When I masturbate, the sound of the fap being performed is so loud I can't even fap at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded fap making the sound of a kid splashing in a pool. Also, my dick is possibly the largest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over seventeen years along with my balls that when rubbed, feel like heaven.
I seriously need a new bedroom. thumbdown;
LOL
When I eat, the sound of the chewing is so loud I can't even eat at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded chew making the sound of a person bowling. Also, my tongue is possibly the strongest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over twelve years along with my teeth that when brushed, feel stingy and out of control.
I seriously need a new mouth. thumbdown;
Quote from: JMV290 on May 20, 2007, 11:48:38 AM
When I masturbate, the sound of the fap being performed is so loud I can't even fap at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded fap making the sound of a kid splashing in a pool. Also, my dick is possibly the largest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over seventeen years along with my balls that when rubbed, feel like heaven.
I seriously need a new bedroom. thumbdown;
Aha. Don't use lube so no sound. Aha
SHITTYPASTA IS SHIT.
It is. Just look. It's met all two requirements of being a copypasta. It's used multiple times, and it's been wordshooped.
Quote from: SBKT on May 20, 2007, 12:42:25 PM
It is. Just look. It's met all two requirements of being a copypasta. It's used multiple times, and it's been wordshooped.
Well, other people just copied what I said.
Therefore, it's copypasta, let's go spread it on 4chan again.
Quote from: SBKT on May 20, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
Therefore, it's copypasta, let's go spread it on 4chan again.
Excellent idea.
Quote from: JMV290 on May 20, 2007, 11:48:38 AM
When I masturbate, the sound of the fap being performed is so loud I can't even fap at night. My parents are right next door at night and even with the doors closed, they can hear the dreaded fap making the sound of a kid splashing in a pool. Also, my dick is possibly the largest piece of meat I've ever seen. I've had it for over seventeen years along with my balls that when rubbed, feel like heaven.
I seriously need a new bedroom. thumbdown;
Holy shit. I just burst out laughing. thumbup;
As for keyboard problem, just buy a nice cheap one.
I love my keyboard, except it tends to disconnect a lot
http://home.uchicago.edu/~iyjung/bigpictures/48.jpg
THERE'S your problem. IT's a microsoft computer!
Quote from: Reaper on May 20, 2007, 12:56:15 PM
I love my keyboard, except it tends to disconnect a lot
http://home.uchicago.edu/~iyjung/bigpictures/48.jpg
Can you type on it for hours without making loud noises with the space bar?
I paid $76 for a really nice backlit keyboard. It doesn't make a sound and they keys are very easy to push.
Quote from: Ricky on May 20, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
I paid $76 for a really nice backlit keyboard. It doesn't make a sound and they keys are very easy to push.
I wanna get the one where it can be rolled up like a newspaper so I can smack the shit out of people with it. y;