So there I was minding my own business. I was squeezing grapes onto my sisters plate because it was funny.
Then she gets pissed and takes a knife and stabs me right into my arm with a knife.
I was like WHAT THE FUCK and started freaking out as blood started flowing out. She started laughing like a little bitch. I went to clean it off and holy shit I can see inside of my arm.
I have a bandage on it right now and I'm feeling a little woozy. And I got a pic :|
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN STABBED?
I got stabbed by a broken tile at a Starbucks once. I got four stitches and a star to prove it. Fuck Starbucks.
Inadvertently, with an x-acto knife. I was shaping part of a model and somehow the thing flew out of my hand toward me and lodged itself in my forearm.
Thats what you get for squeezing grapes.
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
Thats what you get for squeezing grapes.
stfu hyme cry;
Quote from: houdini on June 01, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
I got stabbed by a broken tile at a Starbucks once. I got four stitches and a star to prove it. Fuck Starbucks.
Lawsuit? :3
I tried to throw a pretty sharp and heavy rock out the window but missed and hit the wall instead. The sharpest part of the rock went about half an inch into my hand. :'(
Some girl stabbed me last year in science.
Got stabbed in a fight in 9th grade. :(
I stabbed the back of my head on the corner of a stair post and soaked my hair in blood. :(
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
I stabbed the back of my head on the corner of a stair post and soaked my hair in blood. :(
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
I can imagine.
Quote from: ME86 on June 01, 2008, 07:09:47 PM
Some girl stabbed me last year in science.
Some chick stabbed me with a pencil last year when I threw a paper ball at her. caterpie;
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
No. I don't squeeze my siblings' fruits.
Ha ha.
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
No. I don't squeeze my siblings' fruits.
You act like I deserved it :(
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:17:20 PM
You act like I deserved it :(
If someone squeezed my fruit I'd slit their fucking throat.
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:18:20 PM
If someone squeezed my fruit I'd slit their fucking throat.
It was my fruit.
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:18:47 PM
It was my fruit.
Wasting a perfectly good fruit is already a crime. baddood;
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:20:36 PM
Wasting a perfectly good fruit is already a crime. baddood;
Even sour grapes? baddood;
Pictures.
Quote from: V on June 01, 2008, 07:24:31 PM
Pictures.
Dont feel like uploading it. I will later though.
I often accidently cut my finger open while cutting bread.
Does that count?
P.S. I want the pics. Morbid curiosity OuO
Quote from: Sam. on June 01, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
P.S. I want the pics. Morbid curiosity OuO
I don't want to upload them.
I don't even know where my little uploader thing for my phone is.
I accidentally stapled my finger.
I FIND HUMOR IN YOUR AGONY
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
I've never had stitches, am I missing out? edumacate;
Quote from: Sam. on June 01, 2008, 07:37:22 PM
I've never had stitches, am I missing out? edumacate;
Yes and no
I got hit with a bat on the head and it bleed. I had to get stitches, but I've never been stabbed.
A kid in 8th grade stabbed me with a pencil and got lead stuck in my hand (well, it's graphite but whatever) and it's still there. I tell people that it's the start of a tatoo
wheres the god damn pic
Some fat bitch stabbed me in the arm and left a scar.
Also my really old couch ripped my palm in half. doodella;
But it was healed like in 2 days.
Quote from: Captain Tri4se on June 01, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
I accidentally stapled my finger.
Me too. I also managed to sharpen my finger once. :'(
I've fallen onto a rod that went about two inches into my right leg, missed any major arteries and bones, but it did hurt like fuck.
Quote from: Socks on June 01, 2008, 08:42:17 PM
I've fallen onto a rod that went about two inches into my right leg, missed any major arteries and bones, but it did hurt like fuck.
Are there major arteries in your leg? doodthing;
Quote from: Sam. on June 01, 2008, 08:47:02 PM
Are there major arteries in your leg? doodthing;
Femoral artery.
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Yes Sam.
Quote from: Socks on June 01, 2008, 08:50:48 PM
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Yes Sam.
Bloods vs Crips y/n
Quote from: FREDO on June 01, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
Bloods SUWOOP
You'd like to vote for the Bloods but the Crips always outnumber them.
Quote from: Title on June 01, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
You'd like to vote for the Bloods but the Crips always outnumber them.
But the Brips are pussy ass bitches, excuse my language, half of them would run.
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PIRU
Quote from: FREDO on June 01, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
But the Brips are pussy ass bitches, excuse my language, half of them would run.
Yeah but there's so many
Quote from: Title on June 01, 2008, 10:29:40 PM
Yeah but there's so many
Lol, they overcompensating for something...
I got stabbed in the heart by my one true love gonk;
oh, and by a pencil too (damn kindergardeners)
Quote from: Thunderhero4 on June 01, 2008, 10:55:15 PM
I got stabbed in the heart by my one true love gonk;
oh, and by a pencil too (damn kindergardeners)
oh my god I can already tell you're a faggot
Quote from: Title on June 01, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
oh my god I can already tell you're a faggot
Cool
Never been stabbed.
I remember a kid who got stabbed in the eye with a pencil in Kindergarten. It took him forever to get him to stop crying.
Nope. At least not intentionally.
Quote from: Title on June 01, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
oh my god I can already tell you're a faggot
You think everyone's a faggot