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Started by Geno, June 01, 2008, 06:59:19 PM

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June 01, 2008, 06:59:19 PM Last Edit: June 01, 2008, 07:04:54 PM by Geñø
So there I was minding my own business. I was squeezing grapes onto my sisters plate because it was funny.
Then she gets pissed and takes a knife and stabs me right into my arm with a knife.


I was like WHAT THE FUCK and started freaking out as blood started flowing out. She started laughing like a little bitch. I went to clean it off and holy shit I can see inside of my arm.

I have a bandage on it right now and I'm feeling a little woozy. And I got a pic  :|

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN STABBED?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini

June 01, 2008, 07:00:52 PM #1
I got stabbed by a broken tile at a Starbucks once. I got four stitches and a star to prove it. Fuck Starbucks.

Snorkel

June 01, 2008, 07:03:48 PM #2
Inadvertently, with an x-acto knife. I was shaping part of a model and somehow the thing flew out of my hand toward me and lodged itself in my forearm.

Himu

June 01, 2008, 07:04:42 PM #3
Thats what you get for squeezing grapes.

Geno

June 01, 2008, 07:05:26 PM #4
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
Thats what you get for squeezing grapes.
stfu hyme cry;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

musica.cards

June 01, 2008, 07:05:44 PM #5
Quote from: houdini on June 01, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
I got stabbed by a broken tile at a Starbucks once. I got four stitches and a star to prove it. Fuck Starbucks.

Lawsuit? :3
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Kalahari Inkantation

June 01, 2008, 07:06:26 PM #6
I tried to throw a pretty sharp and heavy rock out the window but missed and hit the wall instead. The sharpest part of the rock went about half an inch into my hand. :'(

ME##

June 01, 2008, 07:09:47 PM #7
Some girl stabbed me last year in science.

Meyer Lansky

June 01, 2008, 07:10:07 PM #8
Got stabbed in a fight in 9th grade. :(

Himu

June 01, 2008, 07:11:30 PM #9
I stabbed the back of my head on the corner of a stair post and soaked my hair in blood. :(

Geno

June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM #10
Quote from: Lala on June 01, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
I stabbed the back of my head on the corner of a stair post and soaked my hair in blood. :(
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini

June 01, 2008, 07:15:00 PM #11
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
I can imagine.

Kalahari Inkantation

June 01, 2008, 07:15:14 PM #12
Quote from: ME86 on June 01, 2008, 07:09:47 PM
Some girl stabbed me last year in science.
Some chick stabbed me with a pencil last year when I threw a paper ball at her. caterpie;

Himu

June 01, 2008, 07:15:29 PM #13
Quote from: Geñø on June 01, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
I'm talking about getting stabbed by someone else.
I've gotten stitches many times from shit like that.
No.  I don't squeeze my siblings' fruits.

Classic

June 01, 2008, 07:16:20 PM #14
Ha ha.
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