There's this really, really,really weird girl.
She hates all my friends and they hate her...
But I like her.
She smacks my ass...(I don't know why I like it)
But she's fucking bipolar (more so then I)
And yesterday she hugged me and my hands were on her butt...and ever since I JUST WANT TO BONE HER
GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
ITT: Lust experiences you've had.
I can control my urges, thank you very much. baddood;
so there's this dominican freshman girl
caterpie;
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
I can control my urges, thank you very much. baddood;
You've never felt lust?
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
You've never felt lust?
Well, I do, but it's hard to explain. It's not exactly a big deal for me.
idk how to put it ;-;
That's not lust, that's desperation.
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 05:04:40 PM
Well, I do, but it's hard to explain. It's not exactly a big deal for me.
idk how to put it ;-;
Are there girls who actually want to have sex with people?
Quote from: B.A.M. on May 28, 2008, 05:05:10 PM
That's not lust, that's desperation.
whos this guy
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:05:32 PM
Are there girls who actually want to have sex with people?
...Yes. doodthing;
I don't feel like boning anyone this year for some reason, stupid people turn me off. And my school is riddled with them. Maybe senior year again.
Quote from: Juni on May 28, 2008, 05:07:24 PM
I don't feel like boning anyone this year for some reason, stupid people turn me off. And my school is riddled with them. Maybe senior year again.
Stupid people turn me on.
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
I can control my urges, thank you very much. baddood;
Me too. baddood;
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:08:00 PM
Stupid people turn me on.
Because they tend to be easy to fuck.
Quote from: Juni on May 28, 2008, 05:08:37 PM
Because they tend to be easy to fuck.
Sure.
I don't really know why, smart girls are ok, smart guys eh...
Quote from: B.A.M. on May 28, 2008, 05:10:40 PM
What makes you think I'm a guy?
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Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:11:58 PM
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What makes you think he isn't lying?
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:11:58 PM
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Checkmate.
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:09:58 PM
Sure.
I don't really know why, smart girls are ok, smart guys eh...
I want conversation D;, stupid bitches only talk about stupid shit.
Quote from: Thief888 on May 28, 2008, 05:13:18 PM
What makes you think he isn't lying?
Dammit, you have a point.
><>
Quote from: Juni on May 28, 2008, 05:13:54 PM
Dammit, you have a point.
><>
Why would I lie?
Quote from: Thief888 on May 28, 2008, 05:13:18 PM
What makes you think he isn't lying?
He asked why I think he would be a guy, I answered.
I never said anything else.
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:11:58 PM
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Is that thing erect?
befuddlement
So either you say I'm a girl or you say I'm a guy and your positively gay.
SINNING NIGGER
Because you're 13.
I had ass in both hands. baddood;
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:40:30 PM
I had ass in both hands. baddood;
13 year old ass is no ass I want to hold. But someone that's desperate might. :|
Theere's this big bear of a guy who basically used to want me really bad, almost raped me but I punched him in the nose yadda yadda, I've already explained this.
But so, even though I hate him and don't want his sex, whenever I see other girls all over him it makes me want him a million times more (like it goes from -50% to 60%). I'm a jealous person. ;-;
That's really not lust though.
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Theere's this big bear of a guy who basically used to want me really bad, almost raped me but I punched him in the nose yadda yadda, I've already explained this.
But so, even though I hate him and don't want his sex, whenever I see other girls all over him it makes me want him a million times more (like it goes from -50% to 60%). I'm a jealous person. ;-;
That's really not lust though.
Tell him to suck your d
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Theere's this big bear of a guy who basically used to want me really bad, almost raped me but I punched him in the nose yadda yadda, I've already explained this.
But so, even though I hate him and don't want his sex, whenever I see other girls all over him it makes me want him a million times more (like it goes from -50% to 60%). I'm a jealous person. ;-;
That's really not lust though.
I never heard the story. baddood;
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 28, 2008, 05:58:54 PM
Tell him to suck your v
hm.. no.
He is less than a friend to me.
I lust over every single hot girl I see.
There's one girl in my gym class with a beautiful ass and amazing breasts and she always gazes inyl my eyes and sits down in front of me. Also an incredibly beautiful girl who looks deeply into my eyes as we pass in the hallway. And an insanely smokin girl who always tries to get my attention in Keyboarding and gym.
I want to fuck them all.
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 06:02:41 PM
I feel all kinds of lust, but nothing nearly strong enough to occupy my mind for more than a mere moment, and certainly nothing strong enough to act upon.
Jono
were you one of the ones who could get a boner if I talked to you dirty? doodella;
I know Lucas did, I forget who else.
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Theere's this big bear of a guy who basically used to want me really bad, almost raped me but I punched him in the nose yadda yadda, I've already explained this.
But so, even though I hate him and don't want his sex, whenever I see other girls all over him it makes me want him a million times more (like it goes from -50% to 60%). I'm a jealous person. ;-;
That's really not lust though.
GIVE HIM A CHANCE
Quote from: Geñø on May 28, 2008, 06:10:42 PM
GIVE HIM A CHANCE
It's probably you. doodella;
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 06:11:56 PM
It's probably you. doodella;
That was the joke Bluaki.
hi sup
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 06:14:54 PM
that's himu doodthing;
He was saying that before Bluaki reads it.
Which he will since it was one of Hime's posts.
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 06:09:58 PM
Yeah, I seem to recall that happening a few times back in the day. :(
i remember one time somehow or another we got to talking about how guys get random boners all the time and you were like DO IT NOW and i was like wat
I remember that!
NOW!! DO IT!
For me? ;-;
Nympho girlfriends FTW
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 06:38:17 PM
I remember that!
NOW!! DO IT!
For me? ;-;
what you want steal to get a boner?
Quote from: Geñø on May 28, 2008, 07:05:09 PM
what you want steal to get a boner?
yes.
It's so entertaining for me =D
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 07:49:47 PM
[spoiler= my dick][IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Powerful_pie/DSCN1826.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
dammit sammit :(
you're welcome. :3
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 07:49:47 PM
[spoiler= my dick][IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Powerful_pie/DSCN1826.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
dammit sammit :(
I think I'm officially gay. AWESOME
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 07:49:47 PM
[spoiler= my dick][IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Powerful_pie/DSCN1826.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
dammit sammit :(
small bulge is small.
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 08:11:14 PM
typically those who make fun of others penis sizes are compensating for something
furthermore i measured my erect wang like a year ago and it was 6.5 inches
half an inch above average :|
Someone was bored.
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 08:11:14 PM
typically those who make fun of others penis sizes are compensating for something
furthermore i measured my erect wang like a year ago and it was 6.5 inches
half an inch above average :|
Way to go steal! I'm rootin for ya.
I want to really really bang this one chick who told me she wants to get to know me better, but then she ignores me.
She's fucking gorgeous, but shes a Christian extremeist so, meh.
I've actually started paying less attention to people in general. I haven't felt that feeling since I left new york and the girl I was a bit more than friend with since I moved to that area of the city.
Is it a bad thing If I was making out with a 16-17 year old when i was 13? baddood;
Quote from: Blaziken on May 28, 2008, 09:03:48 PM
Is it a bad thing If I was making out with a 16-17 year old when i was 13? baddood;
HELL NO
Quote from: Geñø on May 28, 2008, 06:18:00 PM
He was saying that before Bluaki reads it.
Which he will since it was one of Hime's posts.
Took a few hours, but I did read it, and it isn't because of being one of Hime's posts befuddlement
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 08:11:14 PM
typically those who make fun of others penis sizes are compensating for something
furthermore i measured my erect wang like a year ago and it was 6.5 inches
half an inch above average :|
6.5 is half an inch above average?
Why does mine have to be like one whole inch above average? :'(
Quote from: Blaziken on May 28, 2008, 09:12:52 PM
Who are you?
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,145.msg467511.html#msg467511
Sup
Quote from: Ready To Die on May 28, 2008, 09:16:43 PM
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,145.msg467511.html#msg467511
Sup
Ah. Random typical black person baddood;
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
how the hell does someone who hates dicks so much end up with such a huge one
I don't know :(
MY GENETICS ARE PLAYING A CRUEL JOKE ON ME I SWEAR
Quote from: steal on May 28, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
how the hell does some fat ugly nigger with no friends get a girl while i remain so berry ronery
this world is a strange strange place befuddlement
I was just thinking that
All you faggot's have small dicks, now shut up.
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2008, 10:18:08 AM
All you faggot's have small dicks, now shut up.
Mine is quite large. wub;
HAVE THEM ALL THE TIME
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2008, 10:18:08 AM
All you faggot's have small dicks
I wish, but I have a large one instead :(
Quote from: bluaki on May 29, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
I wish, but I have a large one instead :(
cut it off and donate to jmv
Quote from: bluaki on May 29, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
I wish, but I have a large one instead
Yours is not large, don't let a bunch of small dick high schoolers tell you otherwise.
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2008, 06:56:42 PM
Yours is not large, don't let a bunch of small dick high schoolers tell you otherwise.
how large is large
jmv said his 7 inches was "above" average
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 29, 2008, 08:54:09 PM
how large is large
jmv said his 7 inches was "above" average
7.25 woman
That's it, I thought the much talked about JMV would be more impressive?
Also, you are all small, you don't get big until you approach 9.
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 29, 2008, 08:57:20 PM
rounds off to 7 inches :0
Conversation with extremisthotwing at 05/19/08 18:21:32 on bluaki8 (aim)
(2008-05-19 18:21:34) Clucky: how big is bluaki O:
(2008-05-19 18:21:42) Clucky: i'm curiouses
(2008-05-19 18:21:52) bluaki: about 7.1-7.2"
(2008-05-19 18:22:04) Clucky: aa you passed jmv lmao
(2008-05-19 18:22:46) bluaki: :(
(2008-05-19 19:56:40) Clucky has signed off.
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2008, 08:57:03 PM
That's it, I thought the much talked about JMV would be more impressive?
Also, you are all small, you don't get big until you approach 9.
idk i haven't measureed in 304030 years
Quote from: JMV on May 29, 2008, 08:58:53 PM
idk i haven't measureed in 304030 years
measure now and take a picture baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 29, 2008, 08:58:53 PM
idk i haven't measureed in 304030 years
Your shit is not likely to ever pass 8, so it does not matter.
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2008, 09:03:04 PM
Who really cares anyways?
The bigger your dick the more you can smack a bitch with it, seems handy to me.
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2008, 09:09:10 PM
but i don't wanna "smack a bitch" with my dick
cockslapping is for fags y/n
y
Quote from: JMV on May 29, 2008, 09:07:41 PM
him lol
I'll let this one slide JMV.
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2008, 09:09:10 PM
but i don't wanna "smack a bitch" with my dick
Up to you, but then again you have never smacked a bitch with your dick now have you?
i wouldnt mind if steal cockslapped me cjlubdoods;
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
sounds pretty disgraceful and downright disgusting to me
For her, but that's the point.
If a girl lets you cockslap her, she'll let you do anything.
ok what the fuck, this thread is getting gay
whats going on here
WHAT THE FUCK NO cop; OR doom; ? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? gonk;
Quote from: Ready To Die on May 29, 2008, 09:15:35 PM
If a girl lets you cockslap her, she'll let you do anything.
I usually do the cock-slapping after she has already let me do virtually everything else.
Quote from: oxyclean on May 29, 2008, 09:18:33 PM
whats going on here
WHAT THE FUCK NO cop; OR doom; ? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? gonk;
i killed over 100 emotes
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2008, 09:24:49 PM
and i still don't understand how socks supposedly rakes in so many babes
It's not always a lot, just a few more regularly. Also, if you're not afraid of talking to people and being around people then it's not easy to get laid if you're a standard ok looking dude. It just depends if you put yourself in a position to get laid or not.
I'll respect women when they start respecting themselves. WACKASS NIGGAS
Quote from: Ready To Die on May 29, 2008, 09:27:05 PM
I'll respect women when they start respecting themselves. WACKASS NIGGAS
No point in teaching an old bitch new tricks.
Way to go asshole, now I can't stop thinking about that Dominican girl. madood;
It pisses me off when men treat women as sex objects. But usually the girls are stupid bitches that treat themselves that way. Oh well.
Quote from: asdf on May 30, 2008, 07:22:45 AM
It pisses me off when men treat women as sex objects. But usually the girls are stupid bitches that treat themselves that way. Oh well.
wat that isn't a sentence =:
i've been told i have no soul
Quote from: JMV on May 31, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
You first.
No, what the hell do I need to explain? doodthing;
Quote from: asdf on June 01, 2008, 06:52:06 AM
No, what the hell do I need to explain? doodthing;
I don't know.
Quote from: Classic the Grumpy Homo on June 01, 2008, 07:15:40 AM
He may have been high when he said it.
The first post yes, the second no. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on June 01, 2008, 07:21:54 AM
The first post yes, the second no. baddood;
I'm sorry. I don't know how long the effect lasts. giggle;
Quote from: Classic the Grumpy Homo on June 01, 2008, 07:23:31 AM
I'm sorry. I don't know how long the effect lasts. giggle;
Was probably around 2 1/2 hours.
Quote from: JMV on June 01, 2008, 07:43:33 AM
Was probably around 2 1/2 hours.
2 1/2 hours too long. madood;