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Title: Oh shit.
Post by: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:31:42 PM
I just gout caught watching porn. I fuckin' screwed up big time, 3 years and I've been caught. I thought I had everything down, I was doing fine for so long. Fuckin' shit.

Any ideas what to do? I'm gonna say it was the first time and go from there. smithicide;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: iWolf on May 18, 2007, 09:32:39 PM
Say you were watching mating rituals of Indian Tribes for a school project.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 18, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Daddy on May 18, 2007, 09:34:42 PM
It wasn't porn, it was art.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: iWolf on May 18, 2007, 09:35:52 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 18, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;



Just delete your history.   educate;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 18, 2007, 09:37:19 PM
Quote from: iWolf on May 18, 2007, 09:35:52 PM
Just delete your history.   educate;
Well, it's far too late. Anyways, my parents supposedly said they would never touch my Mac.

Now that I use Shiira, I keep it on permanent Private Browsing.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: LCK on May 18, 2007, 09:38:59 PM
National Geographic documentary on the human reproductive act.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Solar and Lunar on May 18, 2007, 09:40:18 PM
Tell them it was porn...Wait...
Title: Re: Oh poop.
Post by: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 18, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;

That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Necro on May 18, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
Tell your mom you were just trying to find out what was on the site you saw your dad going on.



thumbup;
Title: Re: Oh poop.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 18, 2007, 09:57:21 PM
Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?
You should've said you used something like Dogpile, which really does give you porn for everything. Google is an all too common excuse. caterpie;

If your parents don't really understand computers much, zip up your folders into something like a 7z file or tarball. Hell, go for both.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: mariofreak55 on May 18, 2007, 10:10:01 PM
Just say it was already on your history... That's what I tell my mom, and it always works. thumbup;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: heltar on May 18, 2007, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?


yes. upload them on photobucket or osmething...


Quote from: Necro on May 18, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
Tell your mom you were just trying to find out what was on the site you saw your dad going on.



thumbup;


REP;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on May 18, 2007, 11:07:51 PM
I don't know what to tell ya, never been caught pseudo;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 11:31:48 PM
WHENEVER someone in my household finds porn on my computer, if it's my mother: I get in shit, and pass it off as a popup or a popup downloaded it there. She believes it
If it's my sisters: I think they like that shit too. They don't say anything.
Title: Re: Oh poop.
Post by: Morning_Glory on May 19, 2007, 01:32:03 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 18, 2007, 09:57:21 PM
Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?
You should've said you used something like Dogpile, which really does give you porn for everything. Google is an all too common excuse. caterpie;

If your parents don't really understand computers much, zip up your folders into something like a 7z file or tarball. lavaland, go for both.

Eh, she wouldn't even know what that is. I think I'll zip 'em up, good idea. I'll just use Winrar, they have no clue how it works. hur;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Zack777 on May 19, 2007, 10:04:58 AM
I keep all my Porn on my Sever, under Password protect

and since I'm on a Laptop nothing can go wrong  educate;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: demonprince on May 19, 2007, 10:09:12 AM
PROJEKS FOR SEXUAL EDUCATION thumbup;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: Zack777 on May 19, 2007, 10:11:21 AM
Quote from: Kefka on May 19, 2007, 10:09:12 AM
PROJEKS FOR SEXUAL EDUCATION thumbup;

what kind of idiot would believe that?
Title: Re: Oh poop.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 19, 2007, 10:11:33 AM
Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 19, 2007, 01:32:03 AM
Eh, she wouldn't even know what that is. I think I'll zip 'em up, good idea. I'll just use Winrar, they have no clue how it works. hur;
Double click on file and it unzips automatically. caterpie;

http://www.freeapps.co.uk/apps/7zip

They'd probably think it's some sort of system file. Just put in some fake directory like "SYSwin."
Title: Re: Oh http://starcraft2.com/.
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 19, 2007, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on May 18, 2007, 09:34:42 PM
It wasn't porn, it was art.
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: demonprince on May 19, 2007, 10:15:11 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 19, 2007, 10:11:21 AM
Quote from: Kefka on May 19, 2007, 10:09:12 AM
PROJEKS FOR SEXUAL EDUCATION thumbup;

what kind of idiot would believe that?
Only you and the people who spawned you.  navi;
Title: Re: Oh shit.
Post by: SBKT on May 19, 2007, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 19, 2007, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on May 18, 2007, 09:34:42 PM
It wasn't porn, it was art.

Yeah, true. Shitty shitty lowgrade art.

Still, it's art.