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Started by Morning_Glory, May 18, 2007, 09:31:42 PM

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Morning_Glory

I just gout caught watching porn. I fuckin' screwed up big time, 3 years and I've been caught. I thought I had everything down, I was doing fine for so long. Fuckin' shit.

Any ideas what to do? I'm gonna say it was the first time and go from there. smithicide;

iWolf

Say you were watching mating rituals of Indian Tribes for a school project.

ncba93ivyase

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

It wasn't porn, it was art.

iWolf

Quote from: Lawlz on May 18, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;



Just delete your history.   educate;

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: iWolf on May 18, 2007, 09:35:52 PM
Just delete your history.   educate;
Well, it's far too late. Anyways, my parents supposedly said they would never touch my Mac.

Now that I use Shiira, I keep it on permanent Private Browsing.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

LCK

National Geographic documentary on the human reproductive act.

Solar and Lunar

Tell them it was porn...Wait...
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

Morning_Glory

Quote from: Lawlz on May 18, 2007, 09:34:21 PM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Just say you were curious, and you'll never do it again. When my parents went through my history, I was just like "Well, this website (4chan) has stuff like that sometimes, and some people put fake links in there that take you to bad sites like that, but supposedly link to something else."

It worked decently. caterpie;

That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?

Necro

Tell your mom you were just trying to find out what was on the site you saw your dad going on.



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You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is Necro


ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?
You should've said you used something like Dogpile, which really does give you porn for everything. Google is an all too common excuse. caterpie;

If your parents don't really understand computers much, zip up your folders into something like a 7z file or tarball. Hell, go for both.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

mariofreak55

Just say it was already on your history... That's what I tell my mom, and it always works. thumbup;

heltar

Quote from: Morning_Glory on May 18, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That's what I did. Said it was the first time and that Google sent me those bad links. Worked perfectly, I just have to be a lot more careful now.

Should I delete the few things of porn on my computer?


yes. upload them on photobucket or osmething...


Quote from: Necro on May 18, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
Tell your mom you were just trying to find out what was on the site you saw your dad going on.



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Blaze-Senpai

I don't know what to tell ya, never been caught pseudo;

SBKT

WHENEVER someone in my household finds porn on my computer, if it's my mother: I get in shit, and pass it off as a popup or a popup downloaded it there. She believes it
If it's my sisters: I think they like that shit too. They don't say anything.

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