Let This Act As the Official Member Created and Member Suggested Guide to Smoking Your First Holy Blunt.
By Socks.
(Inspired by JMV's Shitty Internet Service)
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If you get the blunt in package then gently open it up or unwrap it.
(If not then skip straight to the start of smoking part.)
When you get the blunt it will a little dry and maybe stiffed out.
Moist it by licking it a few times gently all the way around.
Then take a lighter and quickly run is along its body while rolling it for a few seconds; t warms it up and makes it a bit sturdy but still pliable and damp.
Then burn its tip only for a second or two and then place in mouth and inhale as you light it.
Do not take this initial smoke down in your lungs, only inahle in mouth and release really fast.
Do this for a few seconds until you see a bright red burning ember in the tip.
That's just the wrapper and initial bud burning, not good, it will make you cough and it is very white/thick smoke. Weed smoke has a more transparant look, almost hazy/blue
And it does not sting your lungs or throat as much, or someitmes at all.
Unless you do major bong/pipe hits and keep it down.
But that comes later when your lungs have been used to weed, you rookies don't need to know that yet.
Also that's how you know it's time to madify the blunt, when you start getting way too much white exess throat hurting smoke into your lungs; if you or see feel that you must do the following...
-First take your index finger of your non dominant hand and lick it well.
Then genttly roll that finger of slaive aorund the tip a few times as close to ther ambers wihout flaming them out. Do that a few tiems to moisted the blunt/tip, then do the same once to the whole blunt quickly and very fast with your tongue as you roll it around.
-Then inhale and exhale in your mouth, even through the blunt really quickly to get that initial dry layer of wrapper that you could not moisten out of the way until the burn hits the saliva moistened part. The wrapper then will start to go out and the bud inside will continue burning. You want to notice this and take a light inhale but draw it out to get the good weed smoke. Don't do it too heavy or two long as it will ignite the wrapper again.
That's the basic. Even if the whole thing flames out, just repeat the above however much of it necessary and just play around experiment with it. These tips are not set in stone.
But always remember...
Take Every hit and hold it down in your lungs, do not immediately exhale. Unless it's real bad smoke.
Take successive hits without breathing, even let some smoke out and inhale again just in the air.
Smoke continuously and with brief seconds in between just chilling.
And when the blunt shrinks down to the last inch or so just do quick or big hits, I can't pick one until you feel the flame burning or stinging your lips.
Then throw the roach out and peace to some music or just go about your way.
I'm probably forgetting a few things as I'm high right now so I might edit it later, or you can suggest something, and I'll edit it.
Recommendations when high.
Outside in a dynamic busy environment.
Music handy, preferably mellow and deep songs.
No food at first, weed kills the high and distracts you from enjoying it.
A small bottle of cool water and a few mints. Keeps your breath from smelling like weed.
But it gives you an enjoying sensation of having a crisp, clean, fresh, minty breath.
And when you're high, that combined with the minty sting in your threat and mouth is pretty cool.
Interact with people, friends and close relatives.
Or do something easy and leisurely.
Then afterwards have a place to rest, something to eat and time to waste. Sweet dreams for your first weed nap.
Gay thread.
Copy and paste?
ok baddood;
I don't need any help. Thank you.
how about some advice to building a team in pokemon diamond
Quote from: Kaz on May 23, 2008, 11:31:46 AM
how about some advice to building a team in pokemon diamond
Get a Darkrai and Rayquaza
Done.
thanks
Quote from: Geñø on May 23, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
Get a Darkrai and Rayquaza
Done.
okay how about some advice for eating spaghettios
Quote from: Kaz on May 23, 2008, 11:33:57 AM
okay how about some advice for eating spaghettios
Use a spoon.
Quote from: Selkie224 on May 23, 2008, 11:36:21 AM
Fuck you, use a fork.
Only for the meatballs baddood;
Must you guys derail every thread?
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
Must you guys derail every thread?
this was a shitty thread to begin with and i kept it advice-related
but carry on blunt-related if you really care
Quote from: Geñø on May 23, 2008, 11:39:19 AM
Only for the meatballs baddood;
Nah a spoon is fine I guess. I was thinking raviolis for some raisin lol goonish
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
Must you guys derail every thread?
the hell is there to derail?
It was all for the Lüts
Quote from: steal on May 23, 2008, 12:27:05 PM
Lots of good, if unnecessary advice. thumbup;
It would have been nicer if you had detailed the important process of rolling the blunt more. I find the rolling of the blunt to be nearly more rewarding than the high itself at times. Just being able to see this fat, perfect blunt and thinking "oh my god i'm going to smoke all that befuddlement" is such a great feeling, there's something about the love that I pour into rolling into a joint/blunt that's just magical.
are you serious? Any one that uses any kind of drug recreationally is a fucking idiot. This shouldn't even be talked about.
Quote from: Geñø on May 23, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
Get a Darkrai and Rayquaza
Done.
Using legendaries is cheating baddood;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
are you serious? Any one that uses any kind of drug recreationally is a fucking idiot. This shouldn't even be talked about.
Wow Kono you're retarded.
If you guys want to argue the ethics of smoking marijuana take it to serious discussion.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 23, 2008, 12:47:57 PM
If you guys want to argue the ethics of smoking marijuana take it to serious discussion.
Why can't they discuss it in this thread?
Quote from: steal on May 23, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
Yes, we are serious. Marijuana smoking is an art to some of us and you are a fucking idiot for being so ignorant.
How is it an art form? if smoking is art ANYTHING is art. Shit on the sidewalk should be hung in the Louvre.
so um kono what's so bad about this horrible thing known as marijuana
please enlighten because scientific research has apparently blinded us to the truth
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 12:54:08 PM
Why can't they discuss it in this thread?
I wanted to give the serious board some activity.
They can have their fight here if they want to
Quote from: steal on May 23, 2008, 12:58:23 PM
shitting on a sidewalk IS art.
ure so behind the times
But seriously, I didn't mean I see it literally, I'm just trying to reinforce that I do take it seriously because it is one of the finer things in life.
It is people like you that kill what true art is. You fucking hippy modernist freaks.
Killing yourself isn't very "fine".
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:01:36 PM
It is people like you that kill what true art is. You fucking hippy modernist freaks.
Killing yourself isn't very "fine".
Smoking marijuana isn't killing yourself. Some research shows the opposite.
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 01:02:35 PM
Smoking marijuana isn't killing yourself. Some research shows the opposite.
inhaling smoke is never a good thing.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:03:36 PM
inhaling smoke is never a good thing.
Yet cannabis has medical applications.
It IS possible for something to have negative side effects but still have positives outweigh it. There has been research that shows weed kills aging cells, thus decreasing the risk of developing cancer. It lowers stress, which has already been shown to increase one's life span and overall cardiac health.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:03:36 PM
inhaling smoke is never a good thing.
Aside from the more potent smoke, there's no additional health risks. And to kill yourself on just that would take a very long time of heavy use.
Since when was there a such thing as any drug that couldn't kill you if you misused it?
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 01:06:31 PM
Yet cannabis has medical applications.
It IS possible for something to have negative side effects but still have positives outweigh it. There has been research that shows weed kills aging cells, thus decreasing the risk of developing cancer. It lowers stress, which has already been shown to increase one's life span and overall cardiac health.
So smoke a 'joint' and run a mile is your health regimen huh?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
So smoke a 'joint' and run a mile is your health regimen huh?
1)I've never smoked marijuana, but I'm not going to ignore the fact that there are legit medical benefits to it
2)Me RUN? lmao
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
So smoke a 'joint' and run a mile is your health regimen huh?
again, no such thing as a drug that won't kill you if you misuse it
weed is no exception and neither is aspirin
Quote from: Kaz on May 23, 2008, 01:09:46 PM
again, no such thing as a drug that won't kill you if you misuse it
weed is no exception and neither is aspirin
You have a better chance of dying from using aspirin than you do from smoking weed too.
We should have daily tutorials on how to do different things.
Quote from: The Cookie Monster on May 23, 2008, 01:29:15 PM
We should have daily tutorials on how to do different things.
It'd get old quick after "How to make toast"
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 01:30:50 PM
It'd get old quick after "How to make toast"
Not if they were long and detailed.
Thank you, Socks, I'll be sure to try this tomorrow. baddood;
My friend scared me and said that weed makes you ugly.
Quote from: Lala on May 23, 2008, 02:58:53 PM
My friend scared me and said that weed makes you ugly.
no genetics make you ugly. :|
Quote from: Lala on May 23, 2008, 02:58:53 PM
My friend scared me and said that weed makes you ugly.
It does. Don't try it.
Quote from: steal on May 23, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
lol if anything it does the opposite
like jmv said, it kills aging cells - effectively helping you look younger as you age. if you do it regularly.
Please stop advocating drug use.
Quote from: steal on May 23, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
lol if anything it does the opposite
like jmv said, it kills aging cells - effectively helping you look younger as you age. if you do it regularly.
i was talking more about aging cells in the body to prevent them from becoming cancerous but ok
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
Please stop advocating drug use.
wat
I'm not some little girl in a dark corner with steal offering me some weed. I can make decisions. I just change my mind a lot. baddood;
Quote from: Lala on May 23, 2008, 03:05:57 PM
wat
I'm not some little girl in a dark corner with steal offering me some weed. I can make decisions. I just change my mind a lot. baddood;
I need to protect you. It's how I show affection. I love you.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
I need to protect you. It's how I show affection. I love you.
First I was on Tyra Banks, now I'm on Lifetime Movie Network. :(
Quote from: Lala on May 23, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
First I was on Tyra Banks, now I'm on Lifetime Movie Network. :(
They always have a happy ending so as not to upset the housewives cjlubdoods;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
I need to protect you. It's how I show affection. I love you.
lmao
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:16:04 PM
why are my true feelings a joke? :(
because you watch lifetime
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no thanks, i've got a pharmacy in my dad's drawer (ps there's more in other places)
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 01:06:31 PM
Yet cannabis has medical applications.
It IS possible for something to have negative side effects but still have positives outweigh it. There has been research that shows weed kills aging cells, thus decreasing the risk of developing cancer. It lowers stress, which has already been shown to increase one's life span and overall cardiac health.
It lowers stress because it makes you think slower. baddood;
It strips the coating on nerve cells in the brain, which causes the electrical impulses to travel slower.
it makes u dum
Quote from: Administrator on May 23, 2008, 03:26:29 PM
It lowers stress because it makes you think slower. baddood;
It strips the coating on nerve cells in the brain, which causes the electrical impulses to travel slower.
it makes u dum
Yes, and it acts as a replacement for the nerve receptors, so that they evantually stop creating that happy feeling naturally and rely on the drug. You eventually become addicted and the downward spiral begins.
Psychologically addicted. doodthing;
Quote from: Administrator on May 23, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
Psychologically addicted. doodthing;
physical and psychological.
It's gateway drug.
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
Must you guys derail every thread?
As if we should have taken this thread seriously.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
It's gateway drug.
Okay. But there's still no physical addiction. doodthing;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
Yes, and it acts as a replacement for the nerve receptors
...cannabis receptors are naturally occuring in our body already. psyduck;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 03:44:25 PM
physical and psychological.
It's gateway drug.
there is no physical addiction for marijuana but okay
anything can be a gateway drug and that's just another excuse politicians shit out
Quote from: Administrator on May 23, 2008, 03:26:29 PM
It lowers stress because it makes you think slower. baddood;
It strips the coating on nerve cells in the brain, which causes the electrical impulses to travel slower.
it makes u dum
It's temporary, and it's what gives the drug its desired effect. doodthing;
Quote from: Kaz on May 23, 2008, 03:52:23 PM
...cannabis receptors are naturally occuring in our body already. psyduck;
there is no physical addiction for marijuana but okay
anything can be a gateway drug and that's just another excuse politicians shit out
I love regurgitating false facts.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2008, 04:02:22 PM
I love regurgitating false facts.
it makes you look stupid
Quote from: Cat's Squirrel on May 23, 2008, 04:01:07 PM
It's temporary, and it's what gives the drug its desired effect. doodthing;
What.
The Myelin Sheath does not grow back. It does take many puff puffs to produce a noticeable effect in most cases, but what has been destroyed won't grow back.
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 23, 2008, 03:19:08 PM
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no thanks, i've got a pharmacy in my dad's drawer (ps there's more in other places)
That's little compared to mines. <3
Steal, I was going to make another thread about the rolling up process. This one was more specific as it pertained to something me and JMV were talking about.
You want to team up and make a thread about rolling? I treat it as you do, an art and as something special. There is nothing like getting sort of "intimate" with the blunt and the whole process that makes the smoke afterwards so much more rewarding.
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 23, 2008, 06:51:52 PM
That's little compared to mines. <3
there's some IV stuff elsewhere <3
Pills suck, I'd only consider doing a good Perk here or there. I'm not even a big fan of drinking. I'll only get wasted a few times a year.
my advice: if you feel that marijuana is too illegal and/or too expensive for you, go to http://loveleafgarden.com and get one of the Maximum Strength Full-Spectrum Kratom tinctures. It's liquid in a little vial, and you put a few drops into some water, drink it on an empty stomach, and go to happy land.
It's legal, relatively cheap (one 2ml tincture is $35 but good for several doses), and I like the effect a lot more than anything else, really. On weed I feel completely blasted out of my mind, and I can see why people would like this, but that's kind of the point where "mind-altering substances are bad" argument is completely valid. Kratom, on the other hand, is like a codeine overdose except non-lethal and less sedating. It's just pure mellowness and relaxedness. A lot of similar effects to marijuana, too, like music sounds amazing, spinning around in circles is fun, social situations become incredibly interesting, etc.
so yeah this was a plug for kratom and yes I know I've made this post before in other threads
Thanks for that post Snorkel. I was gonna ask about that stuff since I want to try it, so this was pretty timely . I'll let you know when I purchase it so you can give me some advice on how best to use it.
Quote from: John on May 23, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Thanks for that post Snorkel. I was gonna ask about that stuff since I want to try it, so this was pretty timely . I'll let you know when I purchase it so you can give me some advice on how best to use it.
well I'd really recommend the maximum strength tincture stuff, essentially what it is is all the compounds that make you high extracted out of the leaf and suspended in grain alcohol (safe to drink). Don't bother with leaf or powder, you just have to bother putting it in capsules or thinking of drinks it would not taste horrible in... putting 5-10 drops in a small glass of water and drinking it is a lot easier.
Take it when you're bored at school, when you're stressed at home, when you're going out to a show or something. It really makes most occasions better, especially if they're usually really boring.
Also another good one is the stuff on that site titles "Kava-Kava Pure 40% Kavalactone Extract", which comes in powder form. It makes me very dizzy and giddy and pretty mellow. The only downside is that it is the worst tasting thing ever (literally; I'm not sure sulfur or feces would taste worse), and you have to use about 10 capsules to get a good dose, and packing capsules is really annoying.
any more questions regarding ethnobotanicals may be directed toward me befuddlement
Ok I got a few questions but I'll ask later.