Official Advice To Smoking A Blunt.

[Socks]

Let This Act As the Official Member Created and Member Suggested Guide to Smoking Your First Holy Blunt.

By Socks.

(Inspired by JMV's Shitty Internet Service)



If you get the blunt in package then gently open it up or unwrap it.
(If not then skip straight to the start of smoking part.)
When you get the blunt it will a little dry and maybe stiffed out.
Moist it by licking it a few times gently all the way around.
Then take a lighter and quickly run is along its body while rolling it for a few seconds; t warms it up and makes it a bit sturdy but still pliable and damp.
Then burn its tip only for a second or two and then place in mouth and inhale as you light it.
Do not take this initial smoke down in your lungs, only inahle in mouth and release really fast.
Do this for a few seconds until you see a bright red burning ember in the tip.
That's just the wrapper and initial bud burning, not good, it will make you cough and it is very white/thick smoke. Weed smoke has a more transparant look, almost hazy/blue
And it does not sting your lungs or throat as much, or someitmes at all.
Unless you do major bong/pipe hits and keep it down.
But that comes later when your lungs have been used to weed, you rookies don't need to know that yet.
Also that's how you know it's time to madify the blunt, when you start getting way too much white exess throat hurting smoke into your lungs; if you or see feel that you must do the following...

-First take your index finger of your non dominant hand and lick it well.
Then genttly roll that finger of slaive aorund the tip a few times as close to ther ambers wihout flaming them out. Do that a few tiems to moisted the blunt/tip, then do the same once to the whole blunt quickly and very fast with your tongue as you roll it around.

-Then inhale and exhale in your mouth, even through the blunt really quickly to get that initial dry layer of wrapper that you could not moisten out of the way until the burn hits the saliva moistened part. The wrapper then will start to go out and the bud inside will continue burning. You want to notice this and take a light inhale but draw it out to get the good weed smoke. Don't do it too heavy or two long as it will ignite the wrapper again.

That's the basic. Even if the whole thing flames out, just repeat the above however much of it necessary and just play around experiment with it. These tips are not set in stone.

But always remember...

Take Every hit and hold it down in your lungs, do not immediately  exhale. Unless it's real bad smoke.
Take successive hits without breathing, even let some smoke out and inhale again just in the air.
Smoke continuously and with brief seconds in between just chilling.
And when the blunt shrinks down to the last inch or so just do quick or big hits, I can't pick one until you feel the flame burning or stinging your lips.
Then throw the roach out and peace to some music or just go about your way.

I'm probably forgetting a few things as I'm high right now so I might edit it later, or you can suggest something, and I'll edit it.

Recommendations when high.

Outside in a dynamic busy environment.
Music handy, preferably mellow and deep songs.
No food at first, weed kills the high and distracts you from enjoying it.
A small bottle of cool water and a few mints. Keeps your breath from smelling like weed.
But it gives you an enjoying sensation of having a crisp, clean, fresh, minty breath.
And when you're high, that combined with the minty sting in your threat and mouth is pretty cool.
Interact with people, friends and close relatives.
Or do something easy and leisurely.

Then afterwards have a place to rest, something to eat and time to waste. Sweet dreams for your first weed nap.

[Commander Fuckass]

Gay thread.

[Cookie]

Copy and paste?

[Socks]

Copy and paste?

Nope, all original. Even the idea and the reason behind it.

Gay thread.

Ok.

[Daddy]

ok 

[Geno]

I don't need any help. Thank you.

[Socks]

Thank you.

You're Welcome.

[Samus Aran]

how about some advice to building a team in pokemon diamond

[Geno]

how about some advice to building a team in pokemon diamond

Get a Darkrai and Rayquaza

Done.

[FullmetalGanon]

thanks

[Samus Aran]

Get a Darkrai and Rayquaza

Done.

okay how about some advice for eating spaghettios

[Geno]

okay how about some advice for eating spaghettios

Use a spoon.

[Selkie]

Use a spoon.

Fuck you, use a fork.

[Geno]

Fuck you, use a fork.

Only for the meatballs 

[Daddy]

Must you guys derail every thread?