Say some nuclear missiles are launched at the US, enough to kill everyone. We have around 1-2 hours before they hit.
What are you gonna do?
2 hours? Dammit.
Stay on the computer.
Call my friends and say goodbye. gonk;
I'd spend time with the people I love, tell my secrets, and get me some ass.
Do stuff that I've always wanted to do. And say bye to the world and go to sleep or something so that I don't see myself die.
Well this is going to be really obvious and fairly generic. If this was during school (and there were enough nukes to irradiate and destroy Canada too), then when the announcement suddenly came on that there were 2 hours left for North Americans to live, I'd forget how shy I am and ask a girl I like if she wants to have sex.
And then after that we'd cuddle. Until the blast wave hits. Unless of course we somehow manage to find a bomb shelter. Then we'd go there and cuddle.
I'd also tell everyone I know who is about to die every single thing I think about them.
And I'd push over a van. Screaming "ANARCHYYYYYY".
Go to Canada and hopefully make it there in time.
Quote from: CMW on May 18, 2008, 10:17:35 AM
Go to Canada and hopefully make it there in time.
so canada is safe? doodthing;
duck and cover
I'd probably fuel up my cessna, put an auxiliary tank on, and fly to Bermuda, since it's far away from the mainland US to survive the blast.
Quote from: Qualanx on May 18, 2008, 10:20:17 AM
so canada is safe? doodthing;
He singled out U.S.
I'd try to get to Canada as well... but that damned great lake is in my way! (and not just for safety, my best friend lives in Canada)
Quote from: CMW on May 18, 2008, 10:28:25 AM
He singled out U.S.
he also said "enough to kill everyone"
WHAT THE FU-
Who embedded music in their post baddood;
what
Quote from: Qualanx on May 18, 2008, 10:33:38 AM
WHAT THE FU-
Who embedded music in their post baddood;
titles sig
oh god, Uptown Girl XD
Running to Canada would do nothing, and neither would flying to Bermuda. The point is, you WILL DIE in 2 hours.
i will create an antidote for death
Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 18, 2008, 01:44:04 PM
i will create an antidote for death
Will you share though? O_0
Tell my friends how important they are to me and then go to sleep while playing some music really loudly.
I'd be smokin dat kush
yeah dat kush
I'd be ballin like swoosh
yeah like swoosh
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 18, 2008, 04:14:58 PM
I'd be smokin dat kush
yeah dat kush
I'd be ballin like swoosh
yeah like swoosh
You are fucking annoying.
Quote from: Jules on May 18, 2008, 04:18:49 PM
You are fucking annoying.
This is some fucked up repugnant shit.
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 18, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
This is some fucked up repugnant shit.
We should have shotguns.
Quote from: Hiro on May 18, 2008, 01:20:32 PM
Running to Canada would do nothing, and neither would flying to Bermuda. The point is, you WILL DIE in 2 hours.
How about to go to where the missile was launched from?
Whatever I was doing before I found out about the missiles or whatever. We're all going to die eventually, so it really doesn't make that much of a difference.
Quote from: Hiro on May 18, 2008, 09:43:38 AM
Say some nuclear missiles are launched at the US, enough to kill everyone. We have around 1-2 hours before they hit.
It is a practical impossibility for any current nation and or organization to launch enough ICBM/SLBM's at the CONUS to "kill everyone". No one has that kind of capability or the means to develop it. There are enough defenses in place, both passive i.e. shelter, sheer number os people/land mass, and direct i.e. military countermeasures to prevent such. In any case, any ICBM/SLBM can hit any point on Earth within 30 minutes, not one or two hours, unless they are cruise missiles; but they don't have the range or capability required to do the above described deed.
Your question is therefore void, do some research next time asshole. baddood;
i would make an antidote for missiles
I like that Vincent ^_^
I would still go to Canada though... survive, and not go back to highschool when the crisis was over.
rape time
I would feel really lame if the last thing I did before dying was have sex.
*** wait
unless if it were with somebody I really loved and didn't get to see much.
Quote from: skylark-e on May 18, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
I would feel really lame if the last thing I did before dying was have sex.
what if you died while having sex
Quote from: skylark-e on May 18, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
I like that Vincent ^_^
The name is Socks.
Quote from: skylark-e on May 18, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
I would still go to Canada though... survive, and not go back to highschool when the crisis was over.
If any nation were to attack the US they would also likely attack Canada due to our mutual defense pacts, common interests, mutual military operations etc... So you might get directly killed there just the same. If not the radioactive fall out would be immense on the North American continent and affect millions who survived the initial blasts. It would last for years, if not decades, so it would not be a crisis, more like an e
pic disaster.
True ^_^
but my main reason for going to Canada isn't to survive, it's to be with my very best friend in the entire world <3.
And I don't think I'd want to die having sex either, I'd feel just as lame (assuming I can -feel- anything after I die)
Make love to my sweet woman.
Spend time with my family, and wait for Jesus to take me up to heaven with him. [:
Quote from: Kittie on May 18, 2008, 07:14:41 PM
Spend time with my family, and wait for Jesus to take me up to heaven with him. [:
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Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 18, 2008, 07:14:29 PM
Make love to my sweet woman.
You're going to try fucking your iPhone?
Quote from: Vincent on May 18, 2008, 07:16:35 PM
You're going to try fucking your iPhone?
My penis is already shaped like a proprietary iPod/iPhone male port, so yeah.
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 18, 2008, 07:21:27 PM
My penis is already shaped like a proprietary iPod/iPhone port, so yeah.
Do you also happen to jizz bytes by the Gigabyte?
Quote from: Vincent on May 18, 2008, 07:22:54 PM
Do you also happen to jizz bytes by the Gigabyte?
I'm sterile.
Quote from: Kittie on May 18, 2008, 07:14:41 PM
Spend time with my family, and wait for Jesus to take me up to heaven with him. [:
wat lol
taste my own tampon
I'd put on my invisibility cloak, and play pranks on the other children.
redirect boyah to a picture of my dick
Quote from: JMV on May 18, 2008, 08:22:40 PM
redirect boyah to a picture of my dick
Why can't you do that right now?
Quote from: Mr. CanKick on May 18, 2008, 08:26:38 PM
Why can't you do that right now?
too lazy to whip it out
i'm going to duel a whale in Yugioh cards baddood;
Quote from: Jeremy on May 18, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
i'm going to duel a whale in Yugioh cards baddood;
D:
Spend all my money on absolutely ridicules yet pleasing items. baddood;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 18, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
why wait
you know what they say, the longer you wait the better it tastes
Quote from: DecembeR on May 18, 2008, 05:25:33 PM
How about to go to where the missile was launched from?
They were launched into the future by the former Soviet Union in 1964. doodthing;
Quote from: John on May 18, 2008, 06:56:36 PM
It is a practical impossibility for any current nation and or organization to launch enough ICBM/SLBM's at the CONUS to "kill everyone". No one has that kind of capability or the means to develop it. There are enough defenses in place, both passive i.e. shelter, sheer number os people/land mass, and direct i.e. military countermeasures to prevent such. In any case, any ICBM/SLBM can hit any point on Earth within 30 minutes, not one or two hours, unless they are cruise missiles; but they don't have the range or capability required to do the above described deed.
Your question is therefore void, do some research next time asshole. baddood;
It's a god-damned "what if" question. baddood;
Quote from: Jeremy on May 18, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
i'm going to duel a whale in Yugioh cards baddood;
AMAZING
Quote from: Hiro on May 18, 2008, 09:36:39 PM
It's a god-damned "what if" question.
You mean like what if you weren't a moron? Yeah, that too has no chance of ever happening.