[spoiler]ProtectedMember32 was born a redhead[/spoiler]
meaty cocks
ok
I was born with blue eyes.
I was born bald. ]0:
ginger
she's going to be mad at me for telling though but I don't care she broke my heart :'(
I WAS BORN AS A BLACK MAN
Not vital.
I was born without teeth. :O
Even more shocking:
[spoiler]I WAS BORN NAKED AHHH[/spoiler]
Quote from: Nurse Hailey on May 11, 2008, 08:24:34 PM
I was born bald. ]0:
I had black hair when I was a baby. ]O:
Quote from: JMV on May 11, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
I WAS BORN AS A BLACK MAN
CLUCKY IS YOUR HALF SISTER
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 11, 2008, 08:25:29 PM
she's going to be mad at me for telling though but I don't care she broke my heart :'(
You aren't getting in her pants Cam.
Sorry but it's true.
I was... borrrrrrrrnnnnnnn in the U SSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, borrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn in the U SSS AAAAAAAAAA
Except I was really born in Germany
I was born.
I WAS BORN AT ST ELIZABETHS HOSPITAL
Quote from: Clair on May 11, 2008, 08:27:56 PM
I was born.
[spoiler]
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...[/spoiler]
meaty cocks.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 11, 2008, 08:27:47 PM
I was... borrrrrrrrnnnnnnn in the U SSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, borrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn in the U SSS AAAAAAAAAA
Except I was really born in Germany
On an American army base I presume? My parents conceived me when they were stationed in Deutschland.
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on May 11, 2008, 08:29:36 PM
[spoiler]
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...[/spoiler]
meaty cocks.
O_0 Oh my.
Quote from: Liquid on May 11, 2008, 08:30:11 PM
On an American army base I presume? My parents conceived me when they were stationed in Deutschland.
I'm not sure if the hospital was on base, but my parents lived on a base, yes.
Where in Germany were you conceived?
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 11, 2008, 08:31:38 PM
I'm not sure if the hospital was on base, but my parents lived on a base, yes.
Where in Germany were you conceived?
In Bad Kreuznach.
Quote from: Liquid on May 11, 2008, 08:34:58 PM
In Bad Kreuznach.
Oh, I guess there's not much chance of our parents ever having met then. I was born in Fulda, which is in Hesse.
Quote from: Nurse Hailey on May 11, 2008, 08:27:05 PM
Even more shocking:
[spoiler]I WAS BORN NAKED AHHH[/spoiler]
will i ever get to see you naked
Quote from: Mr. CanKick on May 11, 2008, 08:49:38 PM
will i ever get to see you naked
1.Build time machine
2.Go back about 17 years ago
I was born white.
Quote from: Nurse Hailey on May 11, 2008, 08:52:13 PM
1.Build time machine
2.Go back about 17 years ago
i'm crushed
I was born with a second penis.
Quote from: Houdini on May 11, 2008, 09:16:05 PM
I was born with a second penis.
...Lodged in your ass?
Quote from: Houdini on May 11, 2008, 09:24:33 PM
No, in your mom's.
Hey John what's that? Oh it's a predictable joke coming this way Bob.
Quote from: General Socks on May 11, 2008, 09:26:40 PM
Hey John what's that? Oh it's a predictable joke coming this way Bob.
And your joke wasn't predictable?