Vital secret contained in this thread.

[FAMY2]

I was born.

[Wrench]

I WAS BORN AT ST ELIZABETHS HOSPITAL

[Full Metal Ryder]

I was born.

[spoiler]




I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...[/spoiler]

meaty cocks.

[ME##]

I was... borrrrrrrrnnnnnnn in the U SSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, borrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn in the U SSS AAAAAAAAAA


Except I was really born in Germany

On an American army base I presume? My parents conceived me when they were stationed in Deutschland.

[FAMY2]

[spoiler]




I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...[/spoiler]

meaty cocks.

    Oh my.

[YPrrrr]

On an American army base I presume? My parents conceived me when they were stationed in Deutschland.

I'm not sure if the hospital was on base, but my parents lived on a base, yes.

Where in Germany were you conceived?

[ME##]

I'm not sure if the hospital was on base, but my parents lived on a base, yes.

Where in Germany were you conceived?

In Bad Kreuznach.

[YPrrrr]

In Bad Kreuznach.

Oh, I guess there's not much chance of our parents ever having met then. I was born in Fulda, which is in Hesse.

[LCK]

Even more shocking:

[spoiler]I WAS BORN NAKED AHHH[/spoiler]

will i ever get to see you naked

[Himu]

will i ever get to see you naked

1.Build time machine
2.Go back about 17 years ago

[Sync]

I was born white.

[LCK]

1.Build time machine
2.Go back about 17 years ago

i'm crushed

[Houdini]

I was born with a second penis.

[Socks]

I was born with a second penis.

...Lodged in your ass?

[Houdini]

...Lodged in your ass?

No, in your mom's.