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Title: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:41:19 PM
He's going to be lonely and sad. What will Boyah do for him? :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 26, 2008, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:41:19 PM
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Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Houdini on April 26, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Here's a nickel. Don't spend it all in one place.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:43:33 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 26, 2008, 09:42:17 PM
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i make too many typos because my room is so dark and there's nothing i can do about it :'(

Someone buy Lawlz a tall lamp.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 09:45:06 PM
Upcoming Birthdays: LiveOnTheEdge (20), bluaki (15)

why is Lawlz' name not on that list :|
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:46:01 PM
My mothers birthday is on 3oth April.  baddood;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:46:39 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 09:45:06 PM
Upcoming Birthdays: LiveOnTheEdge (20), bluaki (15)

why is Lawlz' name not on that list :|
I changed it in my profile because i felt like it.

i can show my id for proof
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:46:01 PM3oth
MOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ME## on April 26, 2008, 09:48:27 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 09:45:06 PM
Upcoming Birthdays: LiveOnTheEdge (20), bluaki (15)

why is Lawlz' name not on that list :|


what should we get you bluaki
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:46:39 PM
MOTHERFUCKER


There goes my idea of not being a dick and actually purchasing something for you.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Wrench on April 26, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
Masturbate in his honor.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 26, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
Bill Clinton
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:52:25 PM
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1120/photo1lc6.jpg)

photographic evidence
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:48:42 PM
There goes my idea of not being a dick and actually purchasing something for you.
Sacrifice a goat in my name.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2008, 09:52:44 PM
I'll stick with my usual plan and get you absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:53:25 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2008, 09:52:44 PM
I'll stick with my usual plan and get you absolutely nothing.
But you're my little brother. :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 26, 2008, 09:54:10 PM
Lawlz  you have your license?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:54:35 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 26, 2008, 09:54:10 PM
Lawlz  you have your license?
Military ID.

I haven't even bothered caring about trying to get a permit.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2008, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:53:25 PM
But you're my little brother. :'(


Oh well.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:55:40 PM
You're a civilian.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:55:40 PM
You're a civilian.
my father has served in the marine corps and us army
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:56:20 PM
my father has served in the marine corps and us army


Good for him, I'll probably join one of those in a few weeks. So you have like general ID for base visits or something?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 09:59:16 PM
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2008, 09:48:27 PM
what should we get you bluaki
why would you want to
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ME## on April 26, 2008, 10:00:23 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 09:59:16 PM
why would you want to


why wouldn't i
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:02:56 PM
Get Bluaki a dildo so he can fuck himself, and that's not a joke, that is a well thought out and useful gift for someone like you.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2008, 10:04:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:02:56 PM
Get Bluaki a dildo so he can fuck himself, and that's not a joke, that is a well thought out and useful gift for someone like you.


Except he's straight.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2008, 10:04:52 PM
Except he's straight.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's more fucked up than that, whatever he is or wants to be is not that simple.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:07:33 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
Good for him, I'll probably join one of those in a few weeks. So you have like general ID for base visits or something?
um yes

i can buy stuff from the px and everything

I hate military bases because they always feel dead. Our PX here in Fort Campbell is the largest in the world, yet it still just feels like a ten year old Walmart filled with old ladies that collect those porcelain angels with those overly large and hideous eyes.

(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6015/pmorbxz1.jpg)

Jesus, those things scare me.

The only reason I ever go on base is to buy games without being taxed, but it takes about a month for new shipments to arrive. They're the only store in the region to carry Glory Days 2 and I think the last time I went there was to get that. Everywhere you go, it just feels like nothing is alive. There are no trees, nobody walking around, all building and signs are a pale brown or white, and the streets makes no sense. (you have to get in a right like which looks like a turning lane to go straight, which makes you have to swerve back into the middle. It's completely illogical and causes many people to get tickets.)

Also, almost everyone in the military is a pompous jackass that would probably have difficulty in third grade if they would be sent back, and probably should be. Even the doctors are retarded and have little to no experience, diagnosing two tumors I had as bruises. Jesus Christ, how the hell are pea sized lumps on my limbs the result of a sports injury if I don't even leave my home and if I wasn't even injured? Aren't bruises generally sensitive or bruised?

Have fun with your free health insurance that's only accepted at military hospitals with doctors that only earned experience playing Doctor with their big brother.

And my father has lost most of his pride in the military and hates literally everyone he works with. He used to encourage me to join up until a few years ago when he saw what failures it's composed of.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:17:27 PM
I'm not joining for the health insurance, and the base's first primary purpose is not to make you feel warm and happy inside when you visit it. Also, military folk can be a cocky bunch but they're not necessarily idiots because their demeanor and interests differ from yours. In any case, your father should be proud of what he's done.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:22:19 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:17:27 PMthey're not necessarily idiots
but they are psyduck;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 10:22:40 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:07:23 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's more fucked up than that, whatever he is or wants to be is not that simple.
Simple enough to say I don't like boys and I wouldn't use a dildo.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Houdini on April 26, 2008, 10:22:56 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:52:25 PM
photographic evidence
How do we know that's yours?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:25:04 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:22:19 PM
but they are


Not really, generally most of them might not be the most educated bunch in a diverse array of fields but they're not "idiots", they're just specialized in what they do and know. And that may not seem like much but it is.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 10:22:40 PM
Simple enough to say I don't like boys and I wouldn't use a dildo.


Ok well, whatever you are, here's a...

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If you like vagina, or if you change your mind you can still stick the back end of it up your ass.
And they come in flavors, anal and mouth versions as well to fit your needs.

Link (http://www.askmen.com/love/product_guide/39_product_review.html)
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:25:04 PM
Not really, generally most of them might not be the most educated bunch in a diverse array of fields but they're not "idiots", they're just specialized in what they do and know. And that may not seem like much but it is.
No, they're idiots.

There a few wise men behind the scenes wasting their minds to develop weapons, but all the others are boobs.
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:28:53 PM


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goddamn socks
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:32:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
No, they're idiots.

There a few wise men behind the scenes wasting their minds to develop weapons, but all the others are boobs.


It's pointless to argue with you, suffice it to say that's a over simplified statement and not incorrect.

Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
goddamn socks


Fixed.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:38:44 PM
lol lawlz is 5'6''

shrimp
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:32:05 PM
It's pointless to argue with you, suffice it to say that's a over simplified statement and not incorrect.

Fixed.
You're assuming people that get a career, thinking they're going to be getting paid hundreds of thousands to go around and blow up entire nations, aren't stupid. Most of them can do 100 pushups fairly effortlessly, but overall our military is just composed of midwestern twenty-something overzealous retarded Christian lads that get drunk every other night and crash their cars and kill themselves before they can achieve their dreams of being Duke Nukem.

Soldiers do get a lot of fat, teenage "Christian" girls, though.
Quote from: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:38:44 PM
lol lawlz is 5'6''

shrimp
5'8"
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:41:15 PM
I wish we got paid hundreds of thousands.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:41:15 PM
I wish we got paid hundreds of thousands.
Most people think they do, when working at McDonald's could probably earn you more and you could pay for better health insurance.

ps. get a job that doesn't suck
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:42:35 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
5'8"
67 inches is 5"7'' and i just rounded to 5'6'' cuz its a good 5 feet and a half
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:42:58 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:42:35 PM
67 inches is 5"7'' and i just rounded to 5'6'' cuz its a good 5 feet and a half
how long ago is 2006 fukken idiot
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:44:02 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:42:58 PM
how long ago is 2006 fukken idiot
well sorry for not looking at date of issue idort
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:45:58 PM
If you're in it for the money then the Military is not the place for you, and in my opinion it's one of the best jobs in the world. I know what benefits i'll get and how much I'll make. I still plan on continuing college and getting a masters in Criminal Justice then using my military background to get a job in a federal law enforcement agency.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:49:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:45:58 PM
If you're in it for the money then the Military is not the place for you, and in my opinion it's one of the best jobs in the world. I know what benefits i'll get and how much I'll make. I still plan on continuing college and getting a masters in Criminal Justice then using my military background to get a job in a federal law enforcement agency.
but what happens if you get sent to iraq and get shot
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 10:50:21 PM
okay

So what am I getting for my birthday?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Houdini on April 26, 2008, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 10:50:21 PM
okay

So what am I getting for my birthday?
Nothing.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 27, 2008, 09:42:46 AM
Quote from: Tomboh on April 26, 2008, 10:49:53 PM
but what happens if you get sent to iraq and get shot


It'san occupational hazard, I'm quite sure that I'll get deployed to either Iraq of Afghanistan, still, the chances of me getting shot as a result of enemy action or getting killed are low, statistically speaking. And personally I'm not scared, whatever happens happens, it's pointless to consume yourself thinking about it.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2008, 09:43:52 AM
Quote from: Socks on April 27, 2008, 09:42:46 AM
It'san occupational hazard, I'm quite sure that I'll get deployed to either Iraq of Afghanistan, still, the chances of me getting shot as a result of enemy action or getting killed are low, statistically speaking. And personally I'm not scared, whatever happens happens, it's pointless to consume yourself thinking about it.
if good old obama wins you're even safer meaty cocks

if mccain gets elected, you're dead
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 27, 2008, 09:45:52 AM
i should join the mafia
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Classic on April 27, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
Nothing for you.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 27, 2008, 11:51:11 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 09:43:52 AM
if good old obama wins you're even safer

if mccain gets elected, you're dead


I'm voting for McCain come November, I'm not going to put my self and the hope that I might possibly be safer over what I think is right for this country.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2008, 12:46:34 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 27, 2008, 11:51:11 AM
I'm voting for McCain come November, I'm not going to put my self and the hope that I might possibly be safer over what I think is right for this country.
Yes, because the higher the debt the happier the nation is.

fact: the only good republicans are ron paul and earl warren. all the others are retarded old farts. do something good for the nation and not something good for jesus.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2008, 02:09:57 PM
I'll buy you a red hat.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: YPrrrr on April 27, 2008, 02:13:48 PM
I'm going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
I'm going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
I'm going to buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
I'm going to buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
I'm going to buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
I'm going to buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
I'm going to buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2008, 02:20:19 PM
Quote from: Calamity on April 27, 2008, 02:09:57 PM
I'll buy you a red hat.
(http://www.classic-caps.co.uk/acatalog/486fedorared.jpg)


oh jesus please
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 27, 2008, 04:11:14 PM
Lawlz what game do you want at the moment?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Houdini on April 27, 2008, 04:14:20 PM
I'll mail you a ham sandwich.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 27, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
I'm getting you a dead rat and or a dead puppy.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 27, 2008, 05:14:45 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 12:46:34 PM
Yes, because the higher the debt the happier the nation is.

fact: the only good republicans are ron paul and earl warren. all the others are retarded old farts. do something good for the nation and not something good for...


Your opinion was been duley noted, somewhat seriously considered and eventually disregarded.

FACT: I am voting for John McCain come November.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 27, 2008, 06:00:39 PM
I'll make you something nice Lawlz.

I''ll get you some nice dark skinned cuties as well.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2008, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 27, 2008, 04:11:14 PM
Lawlz what game do you want at the moment?
what would you be willing to send
Quote from: Houdini on April 27, 2008, 04:14:20 PM
I'll mail you a ham sandwich.
Need my address?
Quote from: Socks on April 27, 2008, 05:14:45 PM
Your opinion was been duley noted, somewhat seriously considered and eventually disregarded.

FACT: I am voting for John McCain come November.
I hope you get shot before voting because Mccain is the stupidest goddamn person running for election. When Conservatives screw things up, a democrat is always to be elected to fix their mistakes. After the Democrats hold office for a long period and screw some things up, a republican goes back in. The retards have held office for eight years and done enough damage to equate to 24 years. unless we get a democrat in, america will continue to fall  and it'll be jackasses like you to blame for our problems.

people like you are the reason why i'm ashamed of the people of this nation
Quote from: Way down in the hole. on April 27, 2008, 06:00:39 PM
I''ll get you some nice dark skinned cuties as well.
fuk yeh
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 10:32:28 PM
people like you are the reason why i'm ashamed of the people of this nation


People like me are the ones who made sure the US is the world's only Super Power so that we may enjoy all the benefits that provides.


Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
People like me are the ones who made sure the US is the world's only Super Power so that we may enjoy all the benefits that provides.



what
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 11:41:14 AM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
what


Foreign Policy and Military Defense.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 11:41:14 AM
Foreign Policy
Doesn't pretty much every country hate us?

QuoteMilitary Defense.
Which was last used when?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 12:11:46 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Doesn't pretty much every country hate us?


Popularity in the world is pointless, power and influence are not, most dislike us due to how much influence and power we have in the world.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
Which was last used when?


A Military is always most effective when you don't have to use it, instead ours acts a deterrent and has never been directly challenged by a peer competitor due to our dominating military power. So it is being used constantly, even this very second to deter all nation in the world who would like to replace our status in the world.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 12:15:08 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 12:11:46 PM
Popularity in the world is pointless, power and influence are not, most dislike us due to how much influence and power we have in the world.
I think invading Iraq also influenced their opinion.

QuoteA Military is always most effective when you don't have to use it, instead ours acts a deterrent and has never been directly challenged by a peer competitor due to our dominating military power. So it is being used constantly, even this very second to deter all nation in the world who would like to replace our status in the world.
China looks so scared.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: guff on April 28, 2008, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 12:46:34 PM
ron paul
wahahaha
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
People like me are the ones who made sure the US is the world's only Super Power so that we may enjoy all the benefits that provides.
wahahaha
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 28, 2008, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 12:11:46 PM
Popularity in the world is pointless, power and influence are not, most dislike us due to how much influence and power we have in the world.
Or because we're wasteful sacks of shit and we spend more money on building a large military composed of dumbasses than we do on actually improving our nation.

americans laugh at the french, but the whole world laughs at us
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 28, 2008, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 28, 2008, 02:38:02 PM
Or because we're wasteful sacks of shit and we spend more money on building a large military composed of dumbasses than we do on actually improving our nation.

americans laugh at the french, but the whole world laughs at us
even the poor countries
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 28, 2008, 02:44:26 PM
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 28, 2008, 02:42:54 PM
even the poor countries
africa's getting free rice they can't even cook

we laugh at them, but they laugh because they're getting it at no cost just because they're NIGGERS
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: YPrrrr on April 28, 2008, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 12:15:08 PM
I think invading Iraq also influenced their opinion.

Not to mention all of our little missions to displace their leaders with ones that we like more. So much for democracy
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Karel on April 28, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
empire empire empire
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 04:52:30 PM
Quote from: Karel101 on April 28, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
empire empire empire


Indeed they don't understand, economic, military, political, strategic Imperialism ensure we always remain on top. They can loathe and dislike all they want, however when several carrier battle groups show up off their coast and regional US bases go on high alert we'll see how quickly they start harping a different tune.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 04:52:30 PM
Indeed they don't understand, economic, military, political, strategic Imperialism ensure we always remain on top. They can loathe and dislike all they want, however when several carrier battle groups show up off their coast and regional US bases go on high alert we'll see how quickly they start harping a different tune.
I don't think there are a lot of other nations going around invading others to scare them away from invading.

When was the last time Sweden or Iceland were attacked?

lol canada too
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Houdini on April 28, 2008, 04:57:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 10:32:28 PM
Need my address?
Sure.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 04:58:57 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 04:55:06 PM
I don't think there are a lot of other nations going around invading others to scare them away from invading.


You're not understanding and or purposely being too naive, the CONUS cannot be invaded or significantly attacked via conventional means, no one has that kind of logistical and military power. This is not about directly defending the US, but ensuring our interests, resources, both economical, political and military are protected and or expanded all over the world.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: me003 on April 28, 2008, 05:06:32 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 04:58:57 PM
CONUS
I was once in a conu on a lake.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: FAMY2 on April 28, 2008, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 28, 2008, 04:57:54 PM
Sure.


Me too please.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Karel on April 28, 2008, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: Clair on April 28, 2008, 05:35:35 PM
Me too please.
I would like it as well. baddood;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: wawi on April 28, 2008, 05:39:13 PM
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Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 28, 2008, 05:42:12 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2008, 10:32:28 PM
what would you be willing to send


idk something in the general area of $35-$40.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 04:58:57 PM
You're not understanding and or purposely being too naive, the CONUS cannot be invaded or significantly attacked via conventional means, no one has that kind of logistical and military power.
I figured it had something to do with the large bodies of water on either side of the continent.

QuoteThis is not about directly defending the US, but ensuring our interests, resources, both economical, political and military are protected and or expanded all over the world.
Bullying?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
Bullying?


What is this second grade? Do you want to live like modern, pampered, sheltered, privileged, civilized 21st Century American and enjoy endless benefits other can only dream of? If yes, which you are currently doing, then Imperialism and "bullying" is the way to go.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 06:44:16 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:40:03 PM
What is this second grade? Do you want to live like modern, pampered, sheltered, privileged, civilized 21st Century American and enjoy endless benefits other can only dream of? If yes, which you are currently doing, then Imperialism and "bullying" is the way to go.
How is using your military's enforce your will civilized? 

One again, do you see countries like Sweden, Canada, or Switzerland using their militaries to gain standing in the world?  No.  I'd say, in some areas, they are more advanced than us.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 06:44:16 PM
How is using your military's enforce your will civilized? 


Umm... being civilized and advanced requires resources, economical wealth, political clout and a strong military, the latter ensures the other three. The US would not be able to have all three without a strong military. Our military enhances all the other categories, without it we would be subject to this "bullying" from other states which would seek to retake our position as the most powerful and influential nation in the world.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 06:44:16 PM
One again, do you see countries like Sweden, Canada, or Switzerland using their militaries to gain standing in the world?  No.  I'd say, in some areas, they are more advanced than us.


Sweden and Canada cannot be compared to the US, they do not have the same capability on the world stage, they cannot dictate international laws, cannot forcibly defeat any nation on earth, do not have our level of economical strength nor do they consume the level of raw resources that we do.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:49:37 PM
Umm... being civilized and advanced requires resources, economical wealth, political clout and a strong military, the latter ensures the other three. The US would not be able to have all three without a strong military. Our military enhances all the other categories, without it we would be subject to this "bullying" from other states which would seek to retake our position as the most powerful and influential nation in the world.
Or they would leave us alone.  Of course a strong defense is needed, but it should only be used just for defense.  Invading other countries isn't defending yourself.   Invading Iraq doesn't seem to be helping us in any of those categories either.  We're wasting resources and oil prices are rising.  Our economy is down the shitter.  Our influence is diminishing and the fact that we meddle in things, which we later regret(supporting taliban to fight soviets, supporting drug cartels to fight communists in latin america) gives us problems like 9/11 and illegal immigration.

QuoteSweden and Canada cannot be compared to the US, they do not have the same capability on the world stage,
You mean by invading third world countries?
Quotethey cannot dictate international laws,
Or get away with defying them
Quotecannot forcibly defeat any nation on earth,
We couldn't beat the Viet Cong.

Quotedo not have our level of economical strength nor do they consume the level of raw resources that we do.
hello china, hello india.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: YPrrrr on April 28, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:49:37 PM


Sweden and Canada cannot be compared to the US, they do not have the same capability on the world stage, they cannot dictate international laws, cannot forcibly defeat any nation on earth, do not have our level of economical strength nor do they consume the level of raw resources that we do.
Since when did being wasteful consititute an advantage?

Also, Canada is currently beating us economically
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Nyerp on April 28, 2008, 07:14:12 PM
hey guys i heard there was lawlz's birthday

wait nvm
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 07:41:39 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
Or they would leave us alone.  Of course a strong defense is needed, but it should only be used just for defense.  Invading other countries isn't defending yourself.


That is very naivete, the world has always had either one super power or several, if we step down someone else will replace us, no doubt about it. There is a high probability that if that were to happen then this nation would probably not be so friendly towards us nor be as benevolent. I'd rather we continue our reign and expanse as isolationism is no longer possible in the modern world. Also, invasion and attack is the last means of resort. The US military has ensures, in some way, global stability due to our military deterrent. We have been forced to invade and attack others because they have either attacked us first, or because they have not complied with our wishes and views. Don't even attempt to lecture on the morality of this, I could car less, I'm more concerned with actually keeping the status quo rather than some self defeating heroic moral stance.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
Invading Iraq doesn't seem to be helping us in any of those categories either.  We're wasting resources and oil prices are rising.  Our economy is down the shitter.  Our influence is diminishing and the fact that we meddle in things, which we later regret(supporting taliban to fight soviets, supporting drug cartels to fight communists in latin america) gives us problems like 9/11 and illegal immigration.


Oil prices will inevitable rise, as will their demand, the Resource War's have already begun in the ME, Central Asia and more recently Africa with perhaps South America to follow. Hence US involvement in the ME, we have essentially a regional puppet government, backed up by the biggest foreign military presence and capability in the area. The US bases in Iraq, Afghanistan, SA, Turkey, U.A.E., Qatar, Oman, Yemen, Jordan, etc... the US Fifth Fleet ensure the US is the dominant player, military, economically and politically wise, in this resource rich region for decades to come. It  is too early to notice the effects now and or appreciate the indirect rewards but trust me there are plenty.

As I mentioned the US has built bases and influence in Central Asia as well so that we may get a foothold for the oil boom expected to hit that area with a slew of pipelines under development.

The newly USAFRICOM, US African Command, was created as a response to growing Chinese involvement in oil and resource rich African countries. Western (US) interest was lacking the region and China took advantage, so we responded in kind. Future projections show a substantial portion of US oil and resources will come from Africa.

Latin America, there currently is strong and rising influence of oil rich Socialist/Leftist anti-US regimes and an ever increasing Russian influence in this traditionally dominant US sphere of influence. As such, the US recently re-activated the US 4th Fleet, after 55 years of being dormant, this will give more attention, leverage and military capability to the USPACOM, or US Souther Command.

As for the unintended consequences you cite, the CIA calls it "Blowback", and it is unavoidable. Our inherent position and requires an aggressive and expanding foreign policy in order to maintain such a position, isolationism cannot work for US if we still want to live with the same benefits and luxuries or if we still want to have the same clout or power in the world stage. As unfortunate as "Blowback" may be, it is a risk we must take, hopefully we can be more prudent and negate the severity of it when it does occur again.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
You mean by invading third world countries?


Given MAD, and the cost of fighting a peer competitor head on for military, political, economical and material resources  proxy influence and wars are the only way to go. Instead of fighting China and Russia, we fight a potential supplier of theirs and turn them to fit our needs. We supply other states with weapons, finance and political clout to reduce the influence of other nations over them so that we may increase ours. This is the purpose that NATO fulfills, same goes for our alliance with Japan and Australia in the Pacific.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
We couldn't beat the Viet Cong.


This is a false view, military speaking the US military won every strategic and almost all tactical engagements against the North Vietnamese. Statistically speaking we won, hands down, our military dominated. We failed miserably on the political and economical front however and that is why we lost. Our military was not allowed to conduce a gloves off full on sustained attack without constant political interference, restraint or mismanagement. Our military was so restrained that we never directly crippled or sustained an attack against North Vietnam, if we had, the results would have been different.

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
hello china, hello india.

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Their rapid economical growth will eventually slow down, and they lack the political clout, the military might, and the developed internal infrastructure and government the US has. Without these they cannot compete with the US on the world stage for the above gains and things I have mentioned.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
Are you high again?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 07:51:52 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 28, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
Since when did being wasteful consititute an advantage?


"Wasteful" is a measure of amount of resources a nation consumes, since we indulge the the maximum and enjoy the benefits we require a lot of resources which we have to secure from peer and growing competitors.

Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 28, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
Also, Canada is currently beating us economically


GDP wise? Nope.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
Are you high again?


Possibly, why?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 28, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
Possibly, why?
Read your post again and you'll see why.  It hurt my eyes to fix stuff.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Ricky on April 28, 2008, 08:17:16 PM
A pat on the back.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:26:16 PM
Quote from: Ricky on April 28, 2008, 08:17:16 PM
A pat on the back.
come to tennessee to give me one rickykins

And someone buy me a VC game.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:37:25 PM
Heh heh.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 29, 2008, 01:37:49 PM
Heh heh
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:37:55 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:26:16 PM
come to tennessee to give me one rickykins

And someone buy me a VC game.

Lawlz you never said what game you want.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:40:01 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:37:55 PM
Lawlz you never said what game you want.
Oh.

Gate of Thunder of Lords of Thunder.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:40:24 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:37:55 PM
Lawlz you never said what game you want.

Pick any shmup from the TG 16.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:40:24 PM
Pick any shmup from the TG 16.
except for the ones i have meaty cock

Those being Sinistron, Cyber Core, Blazing Lazers, and Fantasy Zone (got it new in box).

gate of thunder and lords of thunder are tg16 shmups which is why i want them
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Samus Aran on April 29, 2008, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
except for the ones i have meaty cock


lol
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:43:35 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
except for the ones i have meaty cock

Ok...?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 29, 2008, 01:42:45 PM
lol
meaty cocks :'(
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:43:35 PM
Ok...?
what
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Feynman on April 29, 2008, 01:46:00 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 28, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
Also, Canada is currently beating us economically


i guess you base that on your recent stumble upon a currency converter baddood;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:46:36 PM
Lawlz since their both for vc is it ok if i just buy you wii points cards and then mail those to you?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ME## on April 29, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:43:35 PM
Ok...?


meaty cocks is an emote, meaty cock on the other hand is not.



and perhaps if i beat patapon in the near future i'll send it to M Lawlz.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:46:36 PM
Lawlz since their both for vc is it ok if i just buy you wii points cards and then mail those to you?
I think it's possible to buy a VC game and just send it to someone else. I'm too lazy to check, though.

If so, buy yourself some points and get me a game and keep the rest for yourself.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:48:49 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
I think it's possible to buy a VC game and just send it to someone else. I'm too lazy to check, though.

If so, buy yourself some points and get me a game and keep the rest for yourself.

I have no wii, otherwise I would have said that.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
Quote from: Liquid on April 29, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
meaty cocks is an emote, meaty cock on the other hand is not.

I know. I'm not a newfag or some shit.
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:48:49 PM
I have no wii, otherwise I would have said that.

what the hell? You were speaking as if you DID have one.psyduck;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 29, 2008, 01:50:20 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
newfag
Don't say that.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:50:46 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:48:49 PM
I have no wii, otherwise I would have said that.
ahhhhhh

I'll ponder it.

just don't send anything disgusting or obscene or illegal :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:50:46 PM
ahhhhhh

I'll ponder it.

just don't send anything disgusting or obscene or illegal :'(

CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS NOW?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:51:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:50:46 PM
ahhhhhh

I'll ponder it.

just don't send anything disgusting or obscene or illegal :'(

No problem, I wouldn't fuck with you on your birthday.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:52:29 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
CAN I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS NOW?
what would you send
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:53:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:52:29 PM
what would you send

a game. Boxed and everything.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:53:05 PM
a game. Boxed and everything.
What system?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 01:54:43 PM
What system?

genesis. ultra rare.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:55:59 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
genesis. ultra rare.
picture of the game with your hand and a boyah sign :|
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:56:35 PM
Also lawlz i'm leaving in like 5-10 minutes, so if you want me to buy them i'll need an address by then.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 29, 2008, 01:56:35 PM
Also lawlz i'm leaving in like 5-10 minutes, so if you want me too buy them i'll need an address by then.
kahjsdfghajdgfashjgfajhs :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
hurry up and give me the address
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 02:03:19 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
hurry up and give me the address
what game is it
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 02:03:19 PM
what game is it

why?  Don't you want it to be a surprise  :(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
why?  Don't you want it to be a surprise  :(
not ly :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 29, 2008, 02:34:46 PM
not ly :'(

please?
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2008, 02:45:43 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
please?
:'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:49:01 PM
Then your birthday will not be a happy one. Good day sir.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 29, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 29, 2008, 02:49:01 PM
Then your birthday will not be a happy one. Good day sir.
it has never been a happy one since 92
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Socks on April 29, 2008, 05:35:56 PM
Lawlz is quite the little extortionist.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on April 29, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
Happy birthday, since I probably won't have time tomorrow. :(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: me003 on April 30, 2008, 02:19:36 AM
Happy birth. It is April 30th where I live.

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Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 30, 2008, 03:39:43 AM
Quote from: Pmodb on April 29, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
Happy birthday, since I probably won't have time tomorrow. :(
I'm so lonely. :'(
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: FAMY2 on April 30, 2008, 06:27:25 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 30, 2008, 03:39:43 AM
I'm so lonely. :'(



Aww... Happy Birthday Lawlz. *hug*
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Hensa on April 30, 2008, 12:09:52 PM
well, piss in my limonade, look who's havin a birthday.

love ya, lawlz.
have a good one.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 30, 2008, 12:13:37 PM
hao old am lawlz
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Hensa on April 30, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: Pliskin on April 30, 2008, 12:13:37 PM
hao old am lawlz
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Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: wawi on April 30, 2008, 12:14:56 PM
Happy Birthday Lawlz  doodella;
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: YPrrrr on April 30, 2008, 12:49:11 PM
Now I keep mixing up the chat thread and this one
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Wrench on April 30, 2008, 12:54:30 PM
make love to me, Lawlz
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Gin on April 30, 2008, 01:00:06 PM
Lawlz your wii points cards should get there tomorrow.
Title: Re: Lawlz's birthday is April 30
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 05, 2008, 05:12:39 PM
Happy birthday Lawlz. :'(