I want some games and shit.
wal mart
jail
My cousin tried stealing games from a
Quote from: Boyager on April 26, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
wal mart
once, but he got caught and went to
Quote from: Boyager on April 26, 2008, 10:08:42 PM
jail
for a month.
(I'm not kidding. I'm totally serious here, it really happened)
Quote from: Boyager on April 26, 2008, 11:29:49 PM
My cousin tried stealing games from aonce, but he got caught and went tofor a month.
(I'm not kidding. I'm totally serious here, it really happened)
damn
I steal CDs from borders all the time. I wouldn't exactly recommend it though, and it seems the store is catching on, because it seems as if less and less CDs are getting packaged so that they're ripe for the picking. caterpie;
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:13:18 AM
I steal CDs from borders all the time. I wouldn't exactly recommend it though, and it seems the store is catching on, because it seems as if less and less CDs are getting packaged so that they're ripe for the picking. caterpie;
describe your process in explicit detail
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:14:13 AM
describe your process in explicit detail
look for cds that are in digipacks or some kind of non-jewel case package on the shelves amongst all the cds with jewel cases and those plastic things you have to get removed at the counter
look for one of those little strips that are always on the inside of dvd cases slapped on the back of the cd case somewhere, it might be reinforced with tape.
remove it, if it is reinforced with tape i would recommend cutting it with a thumbtack or something equally inconspicuous. just don't shove it in your pocket after removing it.
shove cd in pants
exit store
like i said, don't do it because you won't be able to pull it off as easily as i have
i've fucking taken a piss in the kids section at this borders
goddammit editing the post reveals your identity :(
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:20:09 AM
i've fucking taken a piss in the kids section at this borders
i honestly don't see what that has to do with anything
let me try to edit it meaty cocks
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:24:28 AM
i honestly don't see what that has to do with anything
let me try to edit it meaty cocks
now it just says boyager wtf before it said steal and i was like wtf
they didn't notice me urinating on some picture books
because they're oblivious enough to not notice me shoving a cd in my crotch
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:29:18 AM
now it just says boyager wtf before it said steal and i was like wtf
they didn't notice me urinating on some picture books
because they're oblivious enough to not notice me shoving a cd in my crotch
but why did you do it
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 12:29:56 AM
but why did you do it
because the bastards said the bathroom was employee only and i really had to pee :|
if an alarm sounds fucking run, nothing can happen legally, they can't legally chase you.
if an alarm sounds fucking run, nothing can happen legally, they can't legally chase you. UNLEASH THE BEAST
lol steal
there's a store around here called "ross"
all the little mexican kids steal from it...
i know this kid who stole a generic gamecube control with a generic memory card and an extension cord :O
stealing is illegal
stealing is illegal
I remember stealing a bunch of GBA games from Wal mart's bargain bins. Then I moved onto stealing GCN games from they're little display cases that were open (free Naruto Clash of Ninja doodella;) Then the walmart I always stole from got rid of their bargain bin, and put a locked case around the GCN games. Now I can't do it anymore :(
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 07:12:28 AM
I remember stealing a bunch of GBA games from Wal mart's bargain bins. Then I moved onto stealing GCN games from they're little display cases that were open (free Naruto Clash of Ninja doodella;) Then the walmart I always stole from got rid of their bargain bin, and put a locked case around the GCN games. Now I can't do it anymore :(
What if you ask the guy to take out a game for you and he lets you walk around with it and lets you pay at the front? Then you can steal it :O
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 07:17:32 AM
What if you ask the guy to take out a game for you and he lets you walk around with it and lets you pay at the front? Then you can steal it :O
If they have separate counters for paying and stuff... if it's just the front counter then nevermind...
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 07:17:32 AM
What if you ask the guy to take out a game for you and he lets you walk around with it and lets you pay at the front? Then you can steal it :O
They are suspicious of me and he walks me up to the counter to buy it, he even turns to see if I am still behind him. Such faggotry.
Seven Eleven, using one of the Extreme Gulps that you buy for like $5 and can refill for $1. Go in for a "refill" but fill it with energy drinks and candy bars. Then go up to the counter and pay for a $1 refill.
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 11:59:53 AM
Seven Eleven, using one of the Extreme Gulps that you buy for like $5 and can refill for $1. Go in for a "refill" but fill it with energy drinks and candy bars. Then go up to the counter and pay for a $1 refill.
I'd think they'd hear the rattling.
Unless you fill it with soda too and get your candy bars all sticky.
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
I'd think they'd hear the rattling.
Unless you fill it with soda too and get your candy bars all sticky.
iceeeeeee
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 01:21:16 PM
iceeeeeee
Ice and candy bars don't slosh around like a delicious Sunkist.
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
I'd think they'd hear the rattling.
Unless you fill it with soda too and get your candy bars all sticky.
Just the wrapper would be. Its not that hard to balance it.
I've never stolen from a store, I just don't do it.
But if I ever stole a CD, here's what I'd do.
1) Grab the CD off the rack
2) Head to a bathroom, take the shit off the CD, and find a way to hide it
3) GTFOut of the store
I donno how I'd hide it in walmart or the like. If I was a girl, I'd have a purse for that.
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 09:03:47 PM
I've never stolen from a store, I just don't do it.
But if I ever stole a CD, here's what I'd do.
1) Grab the CD off the rack
2) Head to a bathroom, take the shit off the CD, and find a way to hide it
3) GTFOut of the store
I donno how I'd hide it in walmart or the like. If I was a girl, I'd have a purse for that.
just shove it in the waistline of your pants
unless you wear baggy nigger pants
also i know at least the circuit city near me has alarm things in the entrance to the bathroom so you can't take stuff in without the alarm going off
Quote from: Boyager on April 27, 2008, 09:03:47 PM
I've never stolen from a store, I just don't do it.
But if I ever stole a CD, here's what I'd do.
1) Grab the CD off the rack
2) Head to a bathroom, take the shit off the CD, and find a way to hide it
3) GTFOut of the store
I donno how I'd hide it in walmart or the like. If I was a girl, I'd have a purse for that.
They're not that stupid. Every chain store I've been to has sensors in front of the bathroom.
Quote from: Boyager on April 28, 2008, 05:19:07 PM
They're not that stupid. Every chain store I've been to has sensors in front of the bathroom.
I've seen some without them, methinks. idk. I don't really pay attention to them since I never try to steal things.
w/e. Somewhere where you're unseen seems alright.
SAFEWAY
jack bottles all day.