What's the easiest store to steal from?

[Boyager]

I want some games and shit.

[Boyager]

wal mart

[Boyager]

jail

[Boyager]

My cousin tried stealing games from a

wal mart

once, but he got caught and went to

jail

for a month.

(I'm not kidding. I'm totally serious here, it really happened)

[Boyager]

My cousin tried stealing games from aonce, but he got caught and went tofor a month.

(I'm not kidding. I'm totally serious here, it really happened)

damn

[Boyager]

I steal CDs from borders all the time. I wouldn't exactly recommend it though, and it seems the store is catching on, because it seems as if less and less CDs are getting packaged so that they're ripe for the picking. caterpie;

[Boyager]

I steal CDs from borders all the time. I wouldn't exactly recommend it though, and it seems the store is catching on, because it seems as if less and less CDs are getting packaged so that they're ripe for the picking. caterpie;

describe your process in explicit detail

[Boyager]

describe your process in explicit detail

look for cds that are in digipacks or some kind of non-jewel case package on the shelves amongst all the cds with jewel cases and those plastic things you have to get removed at the counter
look for one of those little strips that are always on the inside of dvd cases slapped on the back of the cd case somewhere, it might be reinforced with tape.
remove it, if it is reinforced with tape i would recommend cutting it with a thumbtack or something equally inconspicuous. just don't shove it in your pocket after removing it.
shove cd in pants
exit store

like i said, don't do it because you won't be able to pull it off as easily as i have

i've fucking taken a piss in the kids section at this borders

goddammit editing the post reveals your identity

[Boyager]

i've fucking taken a piss in the kids section at this borders

i honestly don't see what that has to do with anything

let me try to edit it meaty cocks

[Boyager]

i honestly don't see what that has to do with anything

let me try to edit it meaty cocks

now it just says boyager wtf before it said steal and i was like wtf

they didn't notice me urinating on some picture books
because they're oblivious enough to not notice me shoving a cd in my crotch

[Boyager]

now it just says boyager wtf before it said steal and i was like wtf

they didn't notice me urinating on some picture books
because they're oblivious enough to not notice me shoving a cd in my crotch

but why did you do it

[Boyager]

but why did you do it

because the bastards said the bathroom was employee only and i really had to pee

[Boyager]

if an alarm sounds fucking run, nothing can happen legally, they can't legally chase you.

[Boyager]

if an alarm sounds fucking run, nothing can happen legally, they can't legally chase you.

[Boyager]

lol steal