THAT'S RIGHT, A STORY. I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW TO TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS. IF I TYPED IN LOWER CASE, IT WOULD SEEM LIMP AND DULL. IT HAS BEGUN.
It's about god damn time you wrote another story for us.
Proceed. baddood;
Andrew1911 sniffed a line of coke. He then proceeded to scream, "THE RACE WAR IS COMING! BLACKS, WHITES! THEY'LL ALL KILL EACH OTHER!" The coke dealer just said, "Hey. I'm black." Andrew1911 then screamed, "THEN DIE!" The black coke dealer uttered, "Oh, shi-" as a sword cut through his body. Andrew laughed insanely and saw the balcony outside the window. He screamed, "IT'S TIME TO FLY WITH PETER PAN!" He jumped out the window.
It was a 100 story building and he was on the seventh eight floor.
to be continued
So now you're Charles Manson? baddood;
i think the truth is that you forgot where boyah.net was
Quote from: Andrew1911 on April 24, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
Andrew1911 sniffed a line of coke. He then proceeded to scream, "THE RACE WAR IS COMING! BLACKS, WHITES! THEY'LL ALL KILL EACH OTHER!" The coke dealer just said, "Hey. I'm black."
that was a good movie
Quote from: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 02:19:24 PM
that was a good movie
what was a good movie
the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose
Quote from: KAZOOIE-BANJO on April 24, 2008, 02:29:02 PM
what was a good movie
the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose
I think he was referencing In Bruges, which has a small midget who snorts coke and yells about a race war
Quote from: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 02:53:47 PM
I think he was referencing In Bruges, which has a small midget who snorts coke and yells about a race war
oh cool
Boo, Andrew should get on Xbox live some time. befuddlement
Write more, Anjew.
You were at Nsider2 lol
Quote from: Andrew1911 on April 24, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
It was a 100 story building and he was on the seventh eight floor.
oh cool
who?
I vaguely remember a ANDREW1811 from oldsider...
We are all waiting in suspense. ;_;
What is on the chicken platter?
Andrew1911 fell through the clouds and wet his pants in fear. The ground was getting closer. Luckily, a base jumper was right next to him and screamed, "Hey, man! Want an extra parachute?" Andrew thanked the man and put the parachute on. The base jumper replied, "Wait, don't pull it! I forgot. That one was a goof for my friend. See, he was going to put it on and he was going to fall and die. It would have been hilarous. Oh, we've already lande- Oh, my."
Andrew1911 smashed head first into the ground and exploded into thousands of pieces. Literally, everyone in the area was now covered in Andrew's body parts and intestines. A dog came over and began to eat on the intestines. The base jumper said, "Hm. Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Oh, well. Hey, wait a minute... That was a real parachute. He just never pulled the lever. Wait... Oh, shi-"
The base jumper's friend landed on top of him, killing them both in a hail of guts and blood.
You killed off the main character already? :(
Quote from: Kaz on April 24, 2008, 11:46:05 PM
You killed off the main character already? :(
It's not over yet. ;)
The beginning of an epic tale.
Quote from: Kaz on April 24, 2008, 02:29:02 PM
what was a good movie
the "race war" thing just reminded me of how charles manson thought that there would be a race war and that the blacks would lose
helter skelter, lol.