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Title: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Selkie on April 21, 2008, 06:18:54 PM
it's called "The Box"  doodthing;

upon my wake I see a box
and when I rise I gaze
it's always there, aloft my wall
the only thing that stays
my life's been empty, hollow, frail
but this box holds a day
that I once had, as a young lad
that stays to still amaze
I always wish I could go there
that place with birds and trees
the place with that lady oh so fair
and houses, grass, and bees
but then the lady leaves the box
and I hear a knock at my door
she walks in, and I say miss
do you know what this box is for?
she stands there, dumb and speechless
and I ask miss, why are you blank?
She finally responds to me,
"That's a window, you dumb plank"


Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: guff on April 21, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
doesn't even rhyme baddood;
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Selkie on April 21, 2008, 06:20:55 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 21, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
doesn't even rhyme baddood;


yes it does  baddood;
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 21, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
doesn't even rhyme


Indeed, only a few people can get away with that, and he is not one of them.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 06:26:33 PM
this thred sux
id rather rape  ducks
cuz killer tofu's a bad rhymer
and ugly like a wrinkly old timer
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on April 21, 2008, 06:26:33 PM
this thred sux
id rather rape  ducks
cuz killer tofu's a bad rhymer
and ugly like a wrinkly old timer


Now this is greatness.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Selkie on April 21, 2008, 06:33:37 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on April 21, 2008, 06:26:33 PM
this thred sux
id rather rape  ducks
cuz killer tofu's a bad rhymer
and ugly like a wrinkly old timer


why did you have to show me up like that  myface;
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 06:33:47 PM
thanks socks
i agree, my poem was better than the box
because im witty like a fox
sort of
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 06:39:27 PM
Indeed, you are very funny and witty my dear old of friend,
You write, draw and express greatness with a simple mans hand.
If anyone is foolish to challenge they simply do not understand,
That is takes genius and talent to not simply write, but comprehend.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 06:49:05 PM
there is a word for all you wrote
let me think; not boat,
or coat,
or gloat,
or float,
or moat,
or bloat,
or note...
ahh yes, and you should quote;
It is Milk!
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 06:50:32 PM
a clucky poem
i make lots of clucky posts
you get really pissed
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: famy on April 21, 2008, 06:51:29 PM
millionaires
come drink of this water
bears, too

i read that poem in english and i liked it
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 21, 2008, 06:50:32 PM
a clucky poem
i make lots of clucky posts
you get really pissed
a clucky poem!
a ducky flucky stucky mucky poem!
a lucky pucky tucky rucky poem!
a sucky poem!
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 06:58:32 PM
JMV's obsession and false comfort with Clucky is but a fools dream,
For in his heart of hearts he knows thing are not as they may seem.
His solution lies not in her but in experiencing the joys of manhood,
For when that happens our dear Jimmy V will finally abandon solitude.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:00:53 PM

desunomost, dapa eata hamlet caramalldansen

ooh ooh ooh-awoh

ooh ooh ooh-awoh

awah oh wa oh

Do I win?
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 21, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
Do I win?


The Boyah award for most idiotic and annoying member? Maybe.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 07:03:00 PM
Do I win?
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:03:09 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
The Boyah award for most idiotic and annoying member? Maybe.
I thought we were friends. :(
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:03:27 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on April 21, 2008, 07:03:00 PM
Do I win?


Joint 1st Place?
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:04:17 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 21, 2008, 07:03:09 PM
I thought we were friends.


Yeah but you have to know your boundaries, take it as constructive criticism.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Wrench on April 21, 2008, 07:05:12 PM
i am here for the plus one
this post was really fun
please don't delete jmv
i really gotta pee


Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:04:17 PM
Yeah but you have to know your boundaries, take it as constructive criticism.
I'm an insecure little boy socks, it gets to me sometimes. :(
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: Wrench et al. on April 21, 2008, 07:05:12 PM
i am here for the plus one
this post was really fun
please don't delete jmv
i really gotta pee



Always time for improvement,Cam.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 07:06:24 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:03:27 PM
Joint 1st Place?
sure but ures kinda dont rhyme goodly and are boring
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Wrench on April 21, 2008, 07:06:51 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 21, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Always time for improvement,Cam.

christ. stop posting that
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:07:15 PM
Quote from: Wrench et al. on April 21, 2008, 07:06:51 PM
christ. stop posting that
Ok.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on April 21, 2008, 07:06:24 PM
sure but ures kinda dont rhyme goodly and are boring


They rhyme, usually, and I try to express a message.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 07:12:23 PM
I've got another poem.

Sky is the limit and you know that you keep on
Just keep on pressin on
Sky is the limit and you know that you can have
what you want, pressin what you want
Sky is the limit and you know that you keep on
Just keep on pressin on
Sky is the limit and you know that you can have
what you want, be what you want, have what you want, be what you want
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
I'll dumb it down make it silly, willy, nilly and free
Make it simple and pointless for all to see,
Random words like he, she, me and Jimmy V
Kind of looks like shit, but maybe that's just me.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
k new poem

fuck you socks
go lick some cocks
fuck you socks
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 07:24:41 PM
hi jmv
i really think you should see
what i can do with my pee pee
its so neat to see
when i think about you jmv
my pee pee goes horizontally
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:28:20 PM
 baddood; doodthing; baddood; doodthing; baddood; doodthing; baddood;

thats my poem
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 07:28:55 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 21, 2008, 07:28:20 PM
baddood; doodthing; baddood; doodthing; baddood; doodthing; baddood;

thats my poem
wrote it just for you
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:30:35 PM
i like that poem
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
it came from the heart
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: superclucky on April 21, 2008, 07:35:45 PM
peepeesryucky
which jmv obviously likes more than clucky
so they'll fuck tonight
awwwwwww rite <3
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:36:17 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 21, 2008, 07:35:45 PM
peepeesryucky
which jmv obviously likes more than clucky
so they'll fuck tonight
awwwwwww rite <3
no
no
no
no
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 07:36:59 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 21, 2008, 07:36:17 PM
no
no
no
no
hey that rhymed
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:37:19 PM
Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 21, 2008, 07:36:59 PM
hey that rhymed
i know
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:37:30 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 21, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
fuck you socks
go lick some cocks
fuck you socks


Ok JMV I'll spare you from a public sharing spree
Some things shouldn't be made public for all to see,
So I'll tell you in private because that's just me
But don't front nigga, no fuck, cuz we still G.

Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:40:04 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:37:30 PM
Ok JMV I'll spare you from a public sharing spree
Some things shouldn't be made public for all to see,
So I'll tell you in private because that's just me
But don't front ni[/ig]ga, no fuck, cuz we still G.


at least i know bb code
fucking chode :|
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: j o e i n c on April 21, 2008, 07:42:12 PM
i can't think up a poem
a good, wholesome poem
arhyming poem,
a thoughtful poem,
a meaningfull poem,
i need a class of proem (101)
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Geno on April 21, 2008, 07:42:20 PM
forfeit the game
before somebody takes you out of the frame
puts your name to shame
cover up your face
you cant win the race
the pace is too fast
you just wont last
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
this is a poem
i wil showem
i can write stuff
this line is to mention guff
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:44:21 PM
Quote from: Geno on April 21, 2008, 07:42:20 PM
forfeit the game
before somebody takes you out of the frame
puts your name to shame
cover up your face
you cant win the race
the pace is too fast
you just wont last


Give credit to work that is not yours.

Quote from: JMV on April 21, 2008, 07:40:04 PM
at least i know bb code


At least you don't make mistakes.

Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 07:45:19 PM
i think it's safe to say
that the poem i wrote today
is the best of them all
so you can all go suck a small
dick
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Wrench on April 21, 2008, 07:45:21 PM
this line is to take up space
i am from outer space
oh god how did this get here
i am not a queer
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Geno on April 21, 2008, 07:46:08 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:44:21 PM
Give credit to work that is not yours.
Um I made that and am offended at the fact that you are accusing of it not being my own personal work.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:50:04 PM
Quote from: Geno on April 21, 2008, 07:46:08 PM
Um I made that and am offended at the fact that you are accusing of it not being my own personal work.


It's called Google idiot.
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Geno on April 21, 2008, 07:50:40 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:50:04 PM
It's called Google idiot.
What does google have to do with Linkin Park?  baddood;
Title: Re: I just wrote a poem
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 07:53:36 PM
Why would Google have anything to do with them?