When I was a little kid, maybe 3 or 4, I was at the bank with my father. I remember him trying to pick me up and deciding not too, as he went up to the machine a drunk driver rolled up and pinned him against the wall. I remember the blood, I used to have violent dreams after that, and talk about violence all the time. At first he couldn't walk, now he's able too, but he can't run. Had he brought me up to that machine, I wouldn't be typing this right now.
So fuck you, to anyone who's ever laughed at a car accident victim.
When I was 3 this guy on muscle relaxers didn't stop at a red light and hit our car.
sounds like that scene where spiderman jumped and green goblin's hybrid intel-powered glider killed green goblin
Quote from: Pyrate on April 06, 2008, 05:16:45 PM
When I was 3 this guy on muscle relaxers didn't stop at a red light and hit our car.
My brother bumped into a Polish lady, twas funny.
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 06, 2008, 05:17:30 PM
sounds like that scene where spiderman jumped and green goblin's hybrid intel-powered glider killed green goblin
yea cept my dad is alive.
ROLLING ON THE LAUGHING FLOOR
Quote from: Ristar on April 06, 2008, 05:38:09 PM
Lol, your dad can't run. doodella;
And you can't jump, white boy. so shutup.
Quote from: Ristar on April 06, 2008, 05:21:38 PM
Call me a saddist...
Saddist. Massocchistt. Saddommassochismm.
wat
I know that, it's not my fault.
Quote from: JMV on April 06, 2008, 05:51:56 PM
wat
I know that, it's not my fault.
who said I was talking about you?
you're incriminating yourself. baddood;
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 06, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
who said I was talking about you?
you're incriminating yourself. baddood;
i thought this was the pizza thread.
But yeah, I had a friend who died in a car accident last May.
Quote from: JMV on April 06, 2008, 05:54:24 PM
i thought this was the pizza thread.
But yeah, I had a friend who died in a car accident last May.
I'm sorry to hear that.
:(
I had a friend who was killed because a drunk truck driver smooshed her with his gigantic 18 wheeler.
Oooh, car accidents. Fun stuff.
When I was 4, some dumbass t-boned my stepdad's truck while we were all in it. I chipped a tooth and had a black eye. Nothing major.
When I was 6, my mom was trying to get me away from my stepdad and she was driving a car down a gravel road and for some reason she ended up rolling it and we ended up upside-down in a ditch on the side of the road, and we had a tough time getting out of the car. I was soaked because of the ditch water, and we had to walk a long time to get back to my stepdad's, but whatever. They had a big fight that night and they threw stuff at each other but nobody really got hurt in the fight or the car accident.
Two accidents that I can remember, but no serious injuries or anything.
Quote from: Kazarus on April 06, 2008, 09:15:13 PM
Oooh, car accidents. Fun stuff.
When I was 4, some dumbass t-boned my stepdad's truck while we were all in it. I chipped a tooth and had a black eye. Nothing major.
When I was 6, my mom was trying to get me away from my stepdad and she was driving a car down a gravel road and for some reason she ended up rolling it and we ended up upside-down in a ditch on the side of the road, and we had a tough time getting out of the car. I was soaked because of the ditch water, and we had to walk a long time to get back IN POG FORM to my stepdad's, but whatever. They had a big fight that night and they threw stuff at each other but nobody really got hurt in the fight or the car accident.
Two accidents that I can remember, but no serious injuries or anything.
Back makes everything so much better.
Around five years ago some out-of-control car came spinning down the highway towards our SUV. It slammed into both doors on the right side and crushed them. That's where I was sitting. Had my right leg been any closer to the door, it could've been crushed. Luckily, nothing major happened to us. The SUV, however, needed most of its right side replaced. baddood;
My family has been lucky enough to have nothing huge happen to themselves or their car, only a few fender benders, and scrathes. (Excludes the time my brother rolled my dad's jeep)
Eh something terrible happens to everyone.
My dad had a motorcycle accident though not as bad as your dad's.
Some retard was backing up in the Parking Lot, and while my mom was driving, she got hit. The retard was barely out of her parking spot when she started backing up, so my mom assumed that she saw us and drove straight.