Car crash victims are no joke.

[Full Metal Ryder]

 When I was a little kid, maybe 3 or 4, I was at the bank with my father. I remember him trying to pick me up and deciding not too, as he went up to the machine a drunk driver rolled up and pinned him against the wall. I remember the blood, I used to have violent dreams after that, and talk about violence all the time. At first he couldn't walk, now he's able too, but he can't run. Had he brought me up to that machine, I wouldn't be typing this right now.

So fuck you, to anyone who's ever laughed at a car accident victim.

[Pyrate]

When I was 3 this guy on muscle relaxers didn't stop at a red light and hit our car.

[Feynman]

sounds like that scene where spiderman jumped and green goblin's hybrid intel-powered glider killed green goblin

[Full Metal Ryder]

When I was 3 this guy on muscle relaxers didn't stop at a red light and hit our car.

My brother bumped into a Polish lady, twas funny.

sounds like that scene where spiderman jumped and green goblin's hybrid intel-powered glider killed green goblin

yea cept my dad is alive.

[Full Metal Ryder]

ROLLING ON THE LAUGHING FLOOR

[superclucky]

Lol, your dad can't run. 

That was mean.

[Selkie]

Lol, your dad can't run. 

And you can't jump, white boy. so shutup.

[guff]

Call me a saddist...

Saddist.  Massocchistt.  Saddommassochismm.

[Daddy]

wat

I know that, it's not my fault.

[Full Metal Ryder]

wat

I know that, it's not my fault.

who said I was talking about you?

you're incriminating yourself.

[Daddy]

who said I was talking about you?

you're incriminating yourself.

i thought this was the pizza thread.

But yeah, I had a friend who died in a car accident last May.

[Full Metal Ryder]

i thought this was the pizza thread.

But yeah, I had a friend who died in a car accident last May.

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Classic]

I had a friend who was killed because a drunk truck driver smooshed her with his gigantic 18 wheeler.

[Samus Aran]

Oooh, car accidents. Fun stuff.

When I was 4, some dumbass t-boned my stepdad's truck while we were all in it. I chipped a tooth and had a black eye. Nothing major.

When I was 6, my mom was trying to get me away from my stepdad and she was driving a car down a gravel road and for some reason she ended up rolling it and we ended up upside-down in a ditch on the side of the road, and we had a tough time getting out of the car. I was soaked because of the ditch water, and we had to walk a long time to get back to my stepdad's, but whatever. They had a big fight that night and they threw stuff at each other but nobody really got hurt in the fight or the car accident.

Two accidents that I can remember, but no serious injuries or anything.

[V]

Oooh, car accidents. Fun stuff.

When I was 4, some dumbass t-boned my stepdad's truck while we were all in it. I chipped a tooth and had a black eye. Nothing major.

When I was 6, my mom was trying to get me away from my stepdad and she was driving a car down a gravel road and for some reason she ended up rolling it and we ended up upside-down in a ditch on the side of the road, and we had a tough time getting out of the car. I was soaked because of the ditch water, and we had to walk a long time to get back IN POG FORM to my stepdad's, but whatever. They had a big fight that night and they threw stuff at each other but nobody really got hurt in the fight or the car accident.

Two accidents that I can remember, but no serious injuries or anything.

Back makes everything so much better.