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Title: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
1. there are no fat people, at all
2. Coke tastes better and comes in glass bottles almost exclusively
3. Orangina and carbonated water in every vending machine
4. food is in proper proportions and is delicious 100% of the time
5. most people are beautiful
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: j o e i n c on March 30, 2008, 08:13:16 PM
Why are you in France, Snorky?
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Tobin Coziahr on March 30, 2008, 08:14:48 PM
Italy is better foo.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 30, 2008, 08:16:07 PM
Orangina is overrated.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
Orangina is good, but I don't like mineral water ugh.

and you have to look harder for the fat people
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: j o e i n c on March 30, 2008, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: GioVANNI on March 30, 2008, 08:14:48 PM
Italy is better foo.
2000 years ago
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2008, 08:17:28 PM
Quote from: GioVANNI on March 30, 2008, 08:14:48 PM
Italy is better foo.

lol

Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on March 30, 2008, 08:13:16 PM
Why are you in France, Snorky?


I went there with a friend over spring break, just got back.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: j o e i n c on March 30, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:17:55 PM
I went there with a friend over spring break, just got back.
Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on March 30, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.


yeah, gotta look out for that

I really wouldn't like to go to Germany; seems like it would be a lot of tall ugly people and weird sausage-based foods


Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
Quote from: Van De Kamp on March 30, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.


I'd really only worry about that in practically every European country, expect Germany, Germans know how to defend themselves.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:21:10 PM
Top Five Reasons the US is Better Than France.

1. We Are Not Gay.
2. We Are Not Gay.
3. We Are Not Gay.
4. We Are Not Gay.
5. Our Cars Have More Gears For Forward Then Reverse.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 30, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 30, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
I'd really only worry about that in England. Germans know how to defend themselves.
Yeah, because the Brits sure were pussies during the Battle of Britain goonish;
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 30, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
I'd really only worry about that in practically every European country, expect Germany, Germans know how to defend themselves.


Germans have becomes so indoctrinated for being sorry about their past history that any show of national pride and or bias toward foreign cultures and or peoples is treated like the end of the world, sad.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2008, 08:23:02 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 30, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Yeah, because the Brits sure were pussies during the Battle of Britain goonish;


edited. :|
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:21:10 PM
Top Five Reasons the US is Better Than France.

1. We Are Not Gay.
2. We Are Not Gay.
3. We Are Not Gay.
4. We Are Not Gay.
5. Our Cars Have More Gears For Forward Then Reverse.


I don't get it

Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: j o e i n c on March 30, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 30, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
I'd really only worry about that in practically every European country, expect Germany, Germans know how to defend themselves.
germans are pussies

at least now a days anyway

theyre too apologetic and pussified to take a stand like they kept on giving isreal a bunch of money

they needed to say "YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU IT WAS 60 YEARS AGO"
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 30, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 30, 2008, 08:23:02 PM
edited. :|
Russia and England still are exceptions to your edit
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2008, 08:27:27 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:21:10 PM
Top Five Reasons the US is Better Than France.

1. We Are Not Gay.
2. We Are Not Gay.
3. We Are Not Gay.
4. We Are Not Gay.
5. Our Cars Have More Gears For Forward Then Reverse.


france only allows civil unions.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
I don't get it


That line only works on "When the Whistle Blows" a show within a show, Extras.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 30, 2008, 09:24:04 PM
I wish Germany would just get over it. Most of the people involved in WWII are dead anyway, it's not their fault anymore. baddood;
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Houdini on March 30, 2008, 11:03:12 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
5. most people are beautiful
Um.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 30, 2008, 11:06:48 PM
Carbonated water sickens me.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Socks on March 30, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 30, 2008, 11:06:48 PM
Carbonated water sickens me.


For once we agree.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: unwelc0med on March 30, 2008, 11:36:19 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
1. there are no fat people, at all
2. Coke tastes better and comes in glass bottles almost exclusively
3. Orangina and carbonated water in every vending machine
4. food is in proper proportions and is delicious 100% of the time
5. most people are beautiful
6. the people never take showers and smell like ass
7. they eat snails
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Samus Aran on March 31, 2008, 01:07:23 AM
Quote from: Socks on March 30, 2008, 08:21:10 PM


1. We Are Not Gay.


sorry, CA is still a rather large part of this country
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: guff on March 31, 2008, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 31, 2008, 01:07:23 AM
sorry, CA is still a rather large part of this country
canada's not a state >:0
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Samus Aran on March 31, 2008, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 31, 2008, 01:18:03 AM
canada's not a state >:0


oh you
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: bamhi on March 31, 2008, 01:25:52 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 31, 2008, 01:18:03 AM
canada's not a state >:0

oh i get it now  doodella;
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: sans culottes on March 31, 2008, 06:08:26 AM
Quote1. there are no fat people, at all

That's generalizing, there's a few fatties somewhere in France. Also, WHO GIVES A FUCK? Nothing's wrong with being fat, imo. A lot of fat people are cool.
Quote2. Coke tastes better and comes in glass bottles almost exclusively

who cares
Quote3. Orangina and carbonated water in every vending machine

who cares
Quote4. food is in proper proportions and is delicious 100% of the time

proper portions my ass. eating big, fuck yeah!
Quote5. most people are beautiful

we have chicks too
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: superclucky on March 31, 2008, 01:51:00 PM
3. Orangina and carbonated water in every vending machine (I wanted to cry each time I accidentally brought carbonated water than regular water. :'()

5. most people are beautiful (i disagree.)
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 31, 2008, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 30, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
carbonated water

That's disgusting. :(
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 31, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
Carbonated water is fine by me. I don't know why so many people dislike it considering it's water... with bubbles. What's to hate
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: superclucky on March 31, 2008, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 31, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
Carbonated water is fine by me. I don't know why so many people dislike it considering it's water... with bubbles. What's to hate
It's like drinking soda without the flavor. It's so disgusting.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 31, 2008, 01:56:30 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 31, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
Carbonated water is fine by me. I don't know why so many people dislike it considering it's water... with bubbles. What's to hate
To me, it tastes like drinking saltwater or soap.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: ME## on March 31, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 31, 2008, 01:55:35 PM
It's like drinking soda without the flavor. It's so disgusting.


Seriously, my French teacher brought some of French brand of carbonated mineral water to school a few months ago it was disgusting.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: wawi on March 31, 2008, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 31, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
Seriously, my French teacher brought some of French brand of carbonated mineral water to school a few months ago it was disgusting.

It just seems bland. It's hard to explain
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Nyerp on March 31, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
Water should not be tampered with.
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Garahe on March 31, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
is Canada better than France?
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 31, 2008, 02:03:04 PM
Quote from: Odysseus on March 31, 2008, 01:58:28 PM
It just seems bland. It's hard to explain
Sounds like it tastes like water
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 31, 2008, 01:55:35 PM
It's like drinking soda without the flavor. It's so disgusting.
Sounds like it tastes like water
Quote from: Lawlz on March 31, 2008, 01:56:30 PM
To me, it tastes like drinking saltwater or soap.
There's some that tastes like that I'll admit
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 31, 2008, 02:13:37 PM
Carbonated water's taste is almost indescribable. It's just terrible. doodthing;
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: YPrrrr on March 31, 2008, 02:24:01 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 31, 2008, 02:13:37 PM
Carbonated water's taste is almost indescribable. It's just terrible. doodthing;
Sounds like it tastes like water
Title: Re: top 5 reasons France is better than the US
Post by: Daphnia on March 31, 2008, 03:35:08 PM
Why didn't you go to Sainte Chapel like I told you to?

You will regret this for the rest of your life.