top 5 reasons France is better than the US

[Snorkel]

1. there are no fat people, at all
2. Coke tastes better and comes in glass bottles almost exclusively
3. Orangina and carbonated water in every vending machine
4. food is in proper proportions and is delicious 100% of the time
5. most people are beautiful

[j o e i n c]

Why are you in France, Snorky?

[Tobin Coziahr]

Italy is better foo.

[YPrrrr]

Orangina is overrated.

[ME##]

Orangina is good, but I don't like mineral water ugh.

and you have to look harder for the fat people

[j o e i n c]

Italy is better foo.

2000 years ago

[ME##]

Italy is better foo.

lol

[Snorkel]

Why are you in France, Snorky?

I went there with a friend over spring break, just got back.

[j o e i n c]

I went there with a friend over spring break, just got back.

Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.

[Snorkel]

Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.

yeah, gotta look out for that

I really wouldn't like to go to Germany; seems like it would be a lot of tall ugly people and weird sausage-based foods

[ME##]

Oh neat.

I'd like to go to France. Or Germany.

Before the moslems take over Europe and install Sharia law, of course.

I'd really only worry about that in practically every European country, expect Germany, Germans know how to defend themselves.

[Socks]

Top Five Reasons the US is Better Than France.

1. We Are Not Gay.
2. We Are Not Gay.
3. We Are Not Gay.
4. We Are Not Gay.
5. Our Cars Have More Gears For Forward Then Reverse.

[YPrrrr]

I'd really only worry about that in England. Germans know how to defend themselves.

Yeah, because the Brits sure were pussies during the Battle of Britain ;

[Socks]

I'd really only worry about that in practically every European country, expect Germany, Germans know how to defend themselves.

Germans have becomes so indoctrinated for being sorry about their past history that any show of national pride and or bias toward foreign cultures and or peoples is treated like the end of the world, sad.

[ME##]

Yeah, because the Brits sure were pussies during the Battle of Britain ;

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