http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=115014&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow
they practically banned guns and knives too (I think?) also fucking airsoft is practically banned too
why is britain so pussified
lol so if theres a little tiny fire on the floor, everyone run like hell and let the building burn to the ground instead of putting it out.
I liked this one better. baddood;
"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.
In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.
Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.
"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."
The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."
A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.
The bear has vanished since the incident."
Quote from: Trini on March 15, 2008, 07:09:26 PM
I liked this one better. baddood;
"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.
In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.
Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.
"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."
The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."
A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.
The bear has vanished since the incident."
0mGLULZ
oh shit my doorway is blocked by a fire
i'm dead
Quote from: Lawlz on March 15, 2008, 07:16:34 PM
oh shit my doorway is blocked by a fire
i'm dead
if we only banned doorways this wouldnt of happened
Someone should make a list of everything that it isn't banned in England. I can think of tea, crumpets, and tooth decay, but that's about it.
some fucking nigger stabbed my tea glass
Quote from: Houdini on March 15, 2008, 08:20:20 PM
Someone should make a list of everything that it isn't banned in England. I can think of tea, crumpets, and tooth decay, but that's about it.
It's for the common good, think of the children, etc
NANNY STATE LOL
Cherio?
Really sucks that what once was one of the strongest empires in the world is now an island of gun control pussies.
Quote from: Trini on March 15, 2008, 07:09:26 PM
I liked this one better. baddood;
"A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft for stealing honey.
In the case of bear v the beekeeper, the case ended in the beekeeper's favour.
Beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski said: "I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that.
"So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian 'turbo-folk' star) Ceca."
The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, "it attacked the beehives again."
A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (Ã,£1,750) damage it caused to the hives.
The bear has vanished since the incident."
have you ever heard turbofolk
it's the worst thing ever