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Title: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 05, 2008, 10:50:06 PM
My printer only prints in purple for some reason, and when I tried to print something tonight it just printed a blank page after about 7 minutes of what I assumed was actually spraying ink and then said it jammed and I couldn't do shit and unplugged it and now it won't power on.

I had to make a travel guide in Photoshop and a report and both need to be printed out by 7 AM, but the sack of shit won't even power on.

By god, HP is terrible.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: The artist formally known on March 05, 2008, 10:51:35 PM
MY HP PRINTER LIKES TO PRINT TEST PAPERS EVERY TIME I PLUG IT IN OR TURN IT ON
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Samus Aran on March 05, 2008, 10:56:01 PM
I never had trouble with my HP Omnibook (though maybe that's because it was a special Intel employee version), nor my first HP printer.

My little HP scanner works fairly nice too. It's one of those little glass see-through ones. But I don't need it anymore. I have a bigger, better one now.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 05, 2008, 11:27:05 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 05, 2008, 10:56:01 PM
I never had trouble with my HP Omnibook (though maybe that's because it was a special Intel employee version), nor my first HP printer.

My little HP scanner works fairly nice too. It's one of those little glass see-through ones. But I don't need it anymore. I have a bigger, better one now.
The scanner worked fine, but everything else was utterly broken.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: don't let's on March 05, 2008, 11:32:34 PM
My mom has had an HP all in one printer for I'd say 3+ years and it still works and has given her very little trouble. She also has had HP computers that have worked just fine and are still working.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: superclucky on March 06, 2008, 03:34:38 AM
My 3-in-1 worked until I upgraded to Vista.

Now I can't have the print-on-two-sides option button it it'll freeze. cry;
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Nyerp on March 06, 2008, 03:53:10 AM
help me my computar is hp aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Snorkel on March 06, 2008, 04:50:37 AM
Yeah, it's probably one of the worst companies ever that has a firm grip on one market. At least OS X eliminates the driver issue (unless you have a really obscure printer).

I usually just email stuff to myself an print it at school in the morning.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Daddy on March 06, 2008, 06:30:45 AM
My old computer was an HP Pavilion Notebook and the battery wouldn't charge and HP wouldn't replace it.  :(

The harddrive on the desktop failed and HP wouldn't replace it. 

I'm not buying anymore of their products.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Squirtlejazz on March 06, 2008, 06:58:56 AM
My Compaq still works good. And it is running ME.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Samus Aran on March 06, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
By the way, a point of interest: my Dell printer/scanner/fax/copier works better than my Mom's almost identical HP version, and hers was more expensive.

doodella;
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 06, 2008, 12:13:29 PM
I have an HP all-in-one printer/scanner/fax/copier. Worst fucking machine ever.
Every time I want to scan something, I have to uninstall and reinstall it. That takes hours. The fax machine doesn't even work at all, and half of the time I print something, it doesn't print until the next time I turn my computer on. A little while ago I tried to print out a report for school or something and the printer wouldn't respond, so I just gave up. I turned it on the next day and 50 million papers flew out.

HP is the shittiest company ever. myface;
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Nyerp on March 06, 2008, 12:21:23 PM
My printer is Canon though. powerofone;
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: Samus Aran on March 06, 2008, 01:41:11 PM
For a prime way to slander HP, look at their shitty Compaq line. Compaqs have provided the worst experiences with computers I've ever had.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 06, 2008, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 06, 2008, 04:50:37 AM
Yeah, it's probably one of the worst companies ever that has a firm grip on one market. At least OS X eliminates the driver issue (unless you have a really obscure printer).

I usually just email stuff to myself an print it at school in the morning.
Too bad the drivers honestly do jack shit. When it does work, it'll print only in purple.
Quote from: Nyerp on March 06, 2008, 12:21:23 PM
My printer is Canon though. powerofone;
I used to have a Canon printer and it worked alright, but then it started printing dark, thick lines every half inch and eventually just died.

It lasted about 3 years or so.
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on March 06, 2008, 03:13:06 PM
I have a Kodak printer/scanner/copier. spam;

My first computer (technically, it was my grandpa's) was an HP. It sucked.

Quote from: Kazanova on March 06, 2008, 01:41:11 PM
For a prime way to slander HP, look at their shitty Compaq line. Compaqs have provided the worst experiences with computers I've ever had.

My laptop is a Compaq.

AT LEAST I GOT IT FOR FREE. powerofone;
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 06, 2008, 04:01:11 PM
discuss lawlz' not following the directions of configurating the printer
Title: Re: Discuss the shittiness of HP
Post by: UnagiPower on March 06, 2008, 04:11:31 PM
I have some Apollo printer that I got for free and it prints like a line per minute.  gonk;