I woke up at the crack of 1:00 pm, for class this afternoon only to discover my car had been heavily egged. It was cold so the eggs froze. I had to scrape frozen egg off my car. I know the little prick who did it too. He's a sophomore at my local high school. Should I be a little younger, I wouldn't hesitate to paper his house and the such, but I haven't done any reckless teen vandalization in, well, years. A couple of my better friends are coming into town for the weekend and we've talked about resorting back to our mid-teen mischievious mindsets for a night. So, what are some good revenge ideas for an egged car.
Good old fashioned ass whoping.
Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........
Poop in a bag and set it on fire on their doorstep.
Rolling a house is lame, don't do that. Do something that will mostly affect the kid, not his family. I say egg him while he's walking to lunch or something.
I don't really have any suggestions.
The usual.
My favorite is the weed killer on the lawn in letters. I like to spell something like "I eat penis."
Quote from: Boognish on March 04, 2008, 10:19:32 PM
Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........
Nothing too serious. Take compromising photos of the kid and use it as blackmail should he decide to rat.
Quote from: Boognish on March 04, 2008, 10:19:32 PM
Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........
Wear masks, I used to prank someone so much that thy got cameras.
Still prank them, just wear masks now.
Yea, my friends neighbor is one of those people that just freak out, and so he set up a security system with like 3 regular cameras and a fucking infared camera. Also because someone broke into his car.
Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm starting to sink into a more practical and "responsible" (ugh) state of mind here..... The hell with that. Masks sound great, but I'm not much into beating sophomores. Weed killer's not a bad idea.
Yeah, a couple years back someone got the wise idea to go out driving, hitting mailboxes. We ended up targeting this one kid who ended up replacing it three times after we'd finished. Eventually he did set up a cam. Got my buddy's car make and color but couldn't get the plates.
Quote from: Boognish on March 04, 2008, 10:53:36 PM
Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm starting to sink into a more practical and "responsible" (ugh) state of mind here..... The hell with that. Masks sound great, but I'm not much into beating sophomores. Weed killer's not a bad idea.
Also fill a water bottle with your juices and throw it at him/his car/lawn/door?
Quote from: MethreE on March 04, 2008, 10:56:07 PM
Also fill a water bottle with your juices and throw it at him/his car/lawn/door?
A balloon sounds better.
Believe me weed killer is hilarious because it'll stay there for a good week unlike their eggs
Actually, scratch the weed killer. There's damn snow everywhere. Talk about a mindscrew.....
Quote from: Boognish on March 04, 2008, 11:00:10 PM
Actually, scratch the weed killer. There's damn snow everywhere. Talk about a mindscrew.....
SHOUL HAVE MENTIONED THAT SOONER
Wait until the summer and freeze some shaving cream.
Cut the cans off and throw the frozen bricks of shaving cream into his car. Once they defrost he'll be in for a surprise.
Quote from: JMV290 on March 05, 2008, 06:27:45 AM
Once they defrost he'll be in for a surprise.
Will they actually foam and expand?
Quote from: Socks on March 05, 2008, 10:42:41 AM
Will they actually foam and expand?
One of my friends claims it does. I've yet to have an experience with that so I couldn't tell you.
Stick firecrackers in his mailbox
Quote from: NotSid on March 05, 2008, 11:05:45 AM
Stick firecrackers in his mailbox
I read 'firecrackers' as 'firefox'. O_0
Get your gang together and challenge him, knives/axes/other blades only
Quote from: Snorkel on March 05, 2008, 03:52:30 PM
Get your gang together and challenge him, knives/axes/other blades only
The real world is not Warhammer.
hahaaahahhaahaaaaahahahhhhh owned
anyway, throw a brick through his window.
Don't actually do that.
Quote from: Kazanova on March 05, 2008, 04:00:31 PM
The real world is not Warhammer.
I was talking about like gangster Chicago
but yeah you're right
Flip his backpack inside out when you get the chance and put a stinkbomb in it.
Dog shit in a paper bag works too.