My car.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I woke up at the crack of 1:00 pm, for class this afternoon only to discover my car had been heavily egged. It was cold so the eggs froze. I had to scrape frozen egg off my car. I know the little prick who did it too. He's a sophomore at my local high school. Should I be a little younger, I wouldn't hesitate to paper his house and the such, but I haven't done any reckless teen vandalization in, well, years. A couple of my better friends are coming into town for the weekend and we've talked about resorting back to our mid-teen mischievious mindsets for a night. So, what are some good revenge ideas for an egged car.

[Socks]

Good old fashioned ass whoping.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........

[me003]

Poop in a bag and set it on fire on their doorstep.

Rolling a house is lame, don't do that. Do something that will mostly affect the kid, not his family. I say egg him while he's walking to lunch or something.

I don't really have any suggestions.

[The artist formally known]

The usual.

My favorite is the weed killer on the lawn in letters. I like to spell something like "I eat penis."

[Socks]

Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........

Nothing too serious. Take compromising photos of the kid and use it as blackmail should he decide to rat.

[The artist formally known]

Well, the whole me being 18+ could probably warrent an assault charge on my fairly clean record........

Wear masks, I used to prank someone so much that thy got cameras.

Still prank them, just wear masks now.

[me003]

Yea, my friends neighbor is one of those people that just freak out, and so he set up a security system with like 3 regular cameras and a fucking infared camera. Also because someone broke into his car.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm starting to sink into a more practical and "responsible" (ugh) state of mind here..... The hell with that. Masks sound great, but I'm not much into beating sophomores. Weed killer's not a bad idea.


Yeah, a couple years back someone got the wise idea to go out driving, hitting mailboxes. We ended up targeting this one kid who ended up replacing it three times after we'd finished. Eventually he did set up a cam. Got my buddy's car make and color but couldn't get the plates.

[me003]

Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm starting to sink into a more practical and "responsible" (ugh) state of mind here..... The hell with that. Masks sound great, but I'm not much into beating sophomores. Weed killer's not a bad idea.

Also fill a water bottle with your juices and throw it at him/his car/lawn/door?

[ncba93ivyase]

Also fill a water bottle with your juices and throw it at him/his car/lawn/door?

A balloon sounds better.

[The artist formally known]

Believe me weed killer is hilarious because it'll stay there for a good week unlike their eggs

[me003]

A balloon sounds better.

You're right.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Actually, scratch the weed killer. There's damn snow everywhere. Talk about a mindscrew.....

[The artist formally known]

Actually, scratch the weed killer. There's damn snow everywhere. Talk about a mindscrew.....

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