Poll
Question:
How often do you shit?
Option 1: Once a day
votes: 13
Option 2: Twice a day
votes: 6
Option 3: Three times a day, I shit a lot
votes: 2
Option 4: Four times a day, I am a shitting machine
votes: 0
Option 5: Once every two days
votes: 12
Once for me, usually.
You should have less than once a day.
Every other week.
Twice it seems like. Although I never keep track of my bathroom use doodthing;
once day
Maybe 6 times a week, so just a bit less than once a day.
Posts: 22,195 (69.143 per day)
I'd say about 70 times per day
Like once every two or three days psyduck;
I do my businesses once every two days or so.
once a day, sometimes zero a day, sometimes twice.
I shit every hour.
Once every two days usually.
Once a day.
Probably once every two days.
It's almost once a day every time...
However, it really depends on the food I consume.
Once or twice a day.
Twice at thirty minutes each.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:02:28 PM
Twice at thirty minutes each.
uhhhh what are you doing
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:02:28 PM
Twice at thirty minutes each.
Does the fact that this thread is 20 days old mean anything to you?
Lawlz, why did you feel the need to practice necromancy on this thread?
Quote from: Houdini on March 21, 2008, 11:09:00 PM
Lawlz, why did you feel the need to practice necromancy on this thread?
It's not even a month old.
And googlebot was viewing it.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:09:55 PM
And googlebot was viewing it.
Alright Lawlz, you made me laugh, congratulations.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:09:55 PM
It's not even a month old.
And googlebot was viewing it.
You didn't answer my question.
Quote from: Socks on March 21, 2008, 11:12:06 PM
Alright Lawlz, you made me laugh, congratulations.
I honestly don't see how.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:15:24 PM
I honestly don't see how.
Random stuff makes me laugh from time to time.
Quote from: Socks on March 21, 2008, 11:16:06 PM
Random stuff makes me laugh from time to time.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/demonprince16/christmasig.png)
Quote from: Lawlz on March 21, 2008, 11:18:26 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/demonprince16/christmasig.png)
lol so rAndUm XD
Does this thread seems older than from March 2nd for anyone else?
Seriously, this seems from like, mid February in my memory...
Quote from: Selkie on March 22, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
Does this thread seems older than from March 2nd for anyone else?
Seriously, this seems from like, mid February in my memory...
Happens all the time to me
i poop all the time
Anyone that does it once a day is unhealthy.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 07:24:55 PM
Anyone that does it once a day is unhealthy.
Are you a shit expert? And everyone knows individual bodily processes, local cuisine, eating patterns etc... of all 6.5 Billion people are exactly the same. So naturally you're wrong.
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 07:47:40 PM
Are you a shit expert? And everyone knows individual bodily processes, local cuisine, eating patterns etc... of all 6.5 Billion people are exactly the same. So naturally you're wrong.
wat
If you're crapping less than once per day, it's just unhealthy; that could mean your diet is bad, you hold it in too long, or you just have no diet at all because you're African.
It'd be like urinating twice per day or less.
psyduck;
Lawlz must shit 24/7.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
If you're crapping less than once per day, it's just unhealthy;
Says's who, the shitmaster?
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 08:59:34 PM
Says's who, the shitmaster?
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/answers2/frontend.php/question?qid=20071209194029AAqnfIo
it's yahoo answers but the person is right
Also, I've watched programs on the Discovery channel and such that say once or twice per day is optimal, and less than or more than that isn't very healthy.
Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Also, I've watched programs on the Discovery channel and such that say once or twice per day is optimal, and less than or more than that isn't very healthy.
So you're a shit expert because you watched the Discovery Channel? Get real.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.
I bet you didn't learn those words on the Discovery Channel.
Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 09:06:54 PM
So you're a shit expert because you watched the Discovery Channel? Get real.
when did i claim to be an expert socks is the one suggesting only experts can know simple things like this
I merely possess basic knowledge. Once or twice per day is what's healthiest, and that's a fact. If you only eat meat or don't eat at all, you'll defecate less, and you're also not a very healthy person if you have a diet like that.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.
Your own very quoted "expert" points out that different diets can affect how often one shits, whether that's healthy or not is debatable.
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
Your own very quoted "expert" points out that different diets can affect how often one shits, whether that's healthy or not is debatable.
low carb and veggie-less diets aren't healthy if you're a human
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:18:03 PM
low carb and veggie-less diets aren't healthy if you're a human
So, I'm dying and not human?
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 09:23:44 PM
So, I'm dying and not human?
You're just unhealthy with not eating healthy foods, smoking, probable excessive consumption of alcohol, too damn much sex with too damn many sluts, and stupidity.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
You're just unhealthy with not eating healthy foods, smoking, probable excessive consumption of alcohol, too damn much sex with too damn many sluts, and stupidity.
Yet I'm still alive and probably in better physical condition than most of the membership here.
i'd kill myself if i pooped more than once a day regularly
Once, usually. I don't eat very much so not much comes out doodthing;