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PoTD: Average shit interval?

Started by Snorkel, March 02, 2008, 12:32:33 PM

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How often do you shit?

Once a day
13 (39.4%)
Twice a day
6 (18.2%)
Three times a day, I shit a lot
2 (6.1%)
Four times a day, I am a shitting machine
0 (0%)
Once every two days
12 (36.4%)

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YPrrrr

Quote from: Selkie on March 22, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
Does this thread seems older than from March 2nd for anyone else?

Seriously, this seems from like, mid February in my memory...
Happens all the time to me

C.Mongler


ncba93ivyase

Anyone that does it once a day is unhealthy.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 07:24:55 PM
Anyone that does it once a day is unhealthy.


Are you a shit expert? And everyone knows individual bodily processes, local cuisine, eating patterns etc... of all 6.5 Billion people are exactly the same. So naturally you're wrong.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 07:47:40 PM
Are you a shit expert? And everyone knows individual bodily processes, local cuisine, eating patterns etc... of all 6.5 Billion people are exactly the same. So naturally you're wrong.
wat

If you're crapping less than once per day, it's just unhealthy; that could mean your diet is bad, you hold it in too long, or you just have no diet at all because you're African.

It'd be like urinating twice per day or less.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Nyerp


Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
If you're crapping less than once per day, it's just unhealthy;


Says's who, the shitmaster?

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 08:59:34 PM
Says's who, the shitmaster?
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/answers2/frontend.php/question?qid=20071209194029AAqnfIo

it's yahoo answers but the person is right

Also, I've watched programs on the Discovery channel and such that say once or twice per day is optimal, and less than or more than that isn't very healthy.

Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Houdini

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM

Also, I've watched programs on the Discovery channel and such that say once or twice per day is optimal, and less than or more than that isn't very healthy.
So you're a shit expert because you watched the Discovery Channel? Get real.


Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.
I bet you didn't learn those words on the Discovery Channel.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 09:06:54 PM
So you're a shit expert because you watched the Discovery Channel? Get real.

when did i claim to be an expert socks is the one suggesting only experts can know simple things like this

I merely possess basic knowledge. Once or twice per day is what's healthiest, and that's a fact. If you only eat meat or don't eat at all, you'll defecate less, and you're also not a very healthy person if you have a diet like that.

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Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
Now shut the fuck up, you dumb sack of shit.


Your own very quoted "expert" points out that different diets can affect how often one shits, whether that's healthy or not is debatable.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
Your own very quoted "expert" points out that different diets can affect how often one shits, whether that's healthy or not is debatable.
low carb and veggie-less diets aren't healthy if you're a human

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:18:03 PM
low carb and veggie-less diets aren't healthy if you're a human


So, I'm dying and not human?

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 09:23:44 PM
So, I'm dying and not human?
You're just unhealthy with not eating healthy foods, smoking, probable excessive consumption of alcohol, too damn much sex with too damn many sluts, and stupidity.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on March 22, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
You're just unhealthy with not eating healthy foods, smoking, probable excessive consumption of alcohol, too damn much sex with too damn many sluts, and stupidity.


Yet I'm still alive and probably in better physical condition than most of the membership here.


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