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Title: A recent series of hauntings......or a cat-burgler is in my home
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 26, 2008, 09:11:33 PM
Ok, so I returned from my 6:30 pop culture class today only to find my door was dead-bolted from the inside, something I never do(my folks or brothers hadn't been home either).  After feeling a bit creeped I plugged my toaster in to make a bagel. I left the room and when I returned, the damn thing was unplugged. So two minutes ago I hear something fall down upstairs. Anyone know any good chants or techniques to ward unfriendly spirits from my immediete vicinity? I've got a curtain hanger rod nearby that's kind of heavy should my haunter be of the human sort.
Title: Re: A recent series of hauntings......or a cat-burgler is in my home
Post by: [REDACTED] on February 26, 2008, 09:26:33 PM
You are disconnected with the body, your spirit is signaling you need more inner chandra.
Title: Re: A recent series of hauntings......or a cat-burgler is in my home
Post by: V on February 27, 2008, 08:28:23 AM
Guns ward off any type of intruder; living or spiritual.  baddood;
Title: Re: A recent series of hauntings......or a cat-burgler is in my home
Post by: Socks on February 27, 2008, 08:34:03 AM
Quote from: V on February 27, 2008, 08:28:23 AM
Guns ward off any type of intruder; living or spiritual.


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