Your heartbeat races and your palms sweat as you see three gigantic bears approaching. You're petrified with fear. They're angry. They're hungry. They look like sloth bears but even bigger because they're mutated and they want to eat you.
(http://www.lewis-clark.org/media/images/sloth_bears.jpg)
You look around you. There's no town or city for miles upon miles. It's useless to try to run. The hillsides are grassy with a few rocks scattered. No forested areas to use to hide. No caves or anything like that. Just open hills.
You have the following things in your inventory:
[spoiler](http://www.fastener-warehouse.com/images/grade%2070%20slip%20hook%20copy.gif)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](https://srs41.hostproserver.com/~buyswing/store/catalog/images/rope.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.elpasoteller911.org/files/cell_phone.png)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.mythic-beasts.com/~dct25/photos/cooks-matches.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z0VC5KWYL._AA280_.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.autobarndeals.com/catalog/5mespprcacan.gif)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://www.shopamericanbride.com/imgs/product/thumb/1024593990210032wlLocking%20Pocketknife.bmp)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://coseegreatlakes.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Jessicas%20memory%20stick%20520.jpg)[/spoiler]
The rope is only a few feet long. The hook is somewhat and can probably hook onto most things easily, but there's nothing around you to use the rope/hook to climb on. The phone's batteries are dead. There are only 3 matches in the box. The bug spray is full. The gasoline is almost empty, and could only douse one of the bears, probably. The knife is small and can't do much. The stick is rather thick, but could still break fairly easily.
How do you kill all three bears?
RULES:
~You cannot use each item more than once, except for each of the three matches.
~You cannot use any items other than what I have given you.
~You have to use each of the items given to you, though only one of the three matches is required.
~You have to kill all three, because if you don't, they'll kill you.
spray the Off!
Poke the bears in the eye with the stick, douse self in whats left of the gasoline, light self on fire with the three matches, catch on fire and hopefully burn to death with the bears running away.
Mission Accomplished
Quote from: V on February 26, 2008, 07:06:06 PM
spray the Off!
How would that do anything?
And I'm not asking you to tell me what to do, by the way. I'm not acting this out. You do the whole procedure yourself.
Why would you try to kill them... it's 3 bears on 1 person
Also, the answer is to wet and burn the stick, signaling Davy Crocket to come and wrestle the bears with nothing but the knife you provide him
i posted rules
follow them
Quote from: Nero on February 26, 2008, 07:07:27 PM
Poke the bears in the eye with the stick, douse self in whats left of the gasoline, light self on fire with the three matches, catch on fire and hopefully burn to death with the bears running away.
Mission Accomplished
you need to use the other stuff
you're on the right track though
I'd hook the hook onto the rope and swing the rope around my head hoping to hit the bears.
I'd also take the knife to do stuff.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
I'd hook the hook onto the rope and swing the rope around my head hoping to hit the bears.
I'd also take the knife to do stuff.
use the other stuff god damn it
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 07:14:40 PM
use the other stuff god damn it
I'd use hthe knife to cut my shirt to extend the rope
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 07:16:13 PM
I'd use hthe knife to cut my shirt to extend the rope
You can't use your shirt.
Draw a line with the gasoline between you and the bears.
Use the match to light it on fire, making a barrier.
Throw the cellphone at one of the bears to taunt them.
Do the same with the hook and rope.
If the bears go around the barrier, use another match and Off! to make a flamethrower and burn one of the bears with it.
Use the knife to stab one of the bears somewhere where they'll die.
Poke the last one to death.
Do I win?
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 07:16:57 PM
You can't use your shirt.
Can I kill the first bear, skin it and use the bear?
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on February 26, 2008, 07:17:08 PM
Draw a line with the gasoline between you and the bears.
Use the match to light it on fire, making a barrier.
Throw the cellphone at one of the bears to taunt them.
Do the same with the hook and rope.
If the bears go around the barrier, use another match and Off! to make a flamethrower and burn one of the bears with it.
Use the knife to stab one of the bears somewhere where they'll die.
Poke the last one to death.
Do I win?
Sure, although it seems like it'd be very difficult to poke the last one to death. At least you're the first one to actually follow the rules.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 07:17:28 PM
Can I kill the first bear, skin it and use the bear?
Uh...sure, after you kill them all following the rules.
Make a lasso, swing it around my head and whistle Wild Wild West as I light the can of Off into a flamethrower.
Duh.
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 07:19:40 PM
Uh...sure, after you kill them all following the rules.
i am following rules
- Douse the rope and can of spray in gasoline
- Sharpen the stick with the knife... douse that end in gasoline and use it as a torch
- Destroy the phone, use the wires to tie the knife and hook to the can
When the bears approach close enough, light the rope, which will lead to the can, and explode, spraying shrapnel over the bears, possibly killing one of them or two if you're jesus. Then use the torch to frighten the bear slightly, and use the sharpened stick to possibly stab at the bear, or at least light it on fire, which would now be easier because residue from the bug spray would still be in the air
Do I win?
Quote from: Soup on February 26, 2008, 07:20:01 PM
Make a lasso, swing it around my head and whistle Wild Wild West as I light the can of Off into a flamethrower.
Duh.
you forgot the knife and the stick and the phone
Pour the gas onto one of the bears. Then light the stick on fire using a match and use the Off! to create a flamethrower. Light the gas-covered on fire using the flamethrower. Use the hook and rope and hook one of the bears in the eye, then cut it up with the knife.
THEN I'D LIGHT THE PHONE'S BATTERY ON FIRE AND THROW IT AT THE OTHER BEAR
badass
OH WAIT YOU CAN USE MORE THAN 3 ITEMS?
Use match to set Jessica on fire.
Stick Jessica up my butt.
Bears die from laughing.
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 07:22:03 PM
you forgot the knife and the stick and the phone
uh ok. I throw everything else at their burning carcases.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 07:22:50 PM
OH WAIT YOU CAN USE MORE THAN 3 ITEMS?
...yes. You're supposed to use each one once, except that you don't have to use all three matches...just at least one.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 26, 2008, 07:22:36 PM
Pour the gas onto one of the bears. Then light the stick on fire using a match and use the Off! to create a flamethrower. Light the gas-covered on fire using the flamethrower. Use the hook and rope and hook one of the bears in the eye, then cut it up with the knife.
THEN I'D LIGHT THE PHONE'S BATTERY ON FIRE AND THROW IT AT THE OTHER BEAR
badass
I don't think that last action would kill the last bear, but at least you followed the rules.
GUYS COME ON BE MORE CREATIVE.
Quote from: Soup on February 26, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
uh ok. I throw everything else at their burning carcases.
lol k
I demand recognition for my amazing strategy baddood;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 26, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
I demand recognition for my amazing strategy baddood;
Yours was obviously the best thus far.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 26, 2008, 07:21:39 PM
- Douse the rope and can of spray in gasoline
- Sharpen the stick with the knife... douse that end in gasoline and use it as a torch
- Destroy the phone, use the wires to tie the knife and hook to the can
When the bears approach close enough, light the rope, which will lead to the can, and explode, spraying shrapnel over the bears, possibly killing one of them or two if you're jesus. Then use the torch to frighten the bear slightly, and use the sharpened stick to possibly stab at the bear, or at least light it on fire, which would now be easier because residue from the bug spray would still be in the air
Do I win?
Yours is the coolest so far.
ok redo
Throw the cellphone at the first bear, then it'll come running after me and straight into my knife.
Connect the rope to the hook and aim it t the 2nd bear's eye. While it's rolling around in pain, continue to stab it with the hook.
Cover the can of Off! in gasoline, throw it at one bear, and then light the stick on fre and throw it at the can. THE CAN EXPLODES AND BEAR #3 IS BREAD-A-DEAD badass
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 26, 2008, 07:40:30 PM
ok redo
Throw the cellphone at the first bear, then it'll come running after me and straight into my knife.
Connect the rope to the hook and aim it t the 2nd bear's eye. While it's rolling around in pain, continue to stab it with the hook.
Cover the can of Off! in gasoline, throw it at one bear, and then light the stick on fre and throw it at the can. THE CAN EXPLODES AND BEAR #3 IS BREAD-A-DEAD badass
cool but you should try being more badass and resourceful and make some crazy contraptions or methods of killing that we wouldn't expect
I would take the rope, and wrap it around the top of the stick. Drench the rope in gasoline, and light it on fire with a match, to essentially create a torch. I would use take any of the left over gasoline and try to splash it onto the bears, or make a little trail of gasoline leading to them. Then, grab the can of Off, and attempt to set all three bears on fire with my makeshift flamethrower.
whatever it works for me
screw the other things
-make the phone work, go on myspace, and tell my friends "i'm about to die, LOL."
-get high off of off
-cover the stick with gas
-light the stick on fire and cry "Goodbye, Jessica..."
-tie the hook to the rope for no reason
-make a noose out of the rope, put it over my neck
-keep one hand ready to pull the rope and the other ready to stab myself in the heart w/ the knife
-choke and stab myself simultaneously
Quote from: Co-Z on February 26, 2008, 10:35:44 PM
-make the phone work, go on myspace, and tell my friends "i'm about to die, LOL."
-get high off of off
-cover the stick with gas
-light the stick on fire and cry "Goodbye, Jessica..."
-tie the hook to the rope for no reason
-make a noose out of the rope, put it over my neck
-keep one hand ready to pull the rope and the other ready to stab myself in the heart w/ the knife
-choke and stab myself simultaneously
awesome, except that doesn't kill the bears
unless they die of shock
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 10:40:22 PM
awesome, except that doesn't kill the bears
unless they die of shock
well, two steps after dat.
1) dey eet me, lol.
2) either dey
a) somehow get sick from eatin me n die (it's a TRAP, lol) or
b) my frends on myspac get pisd so dey cal blackwatr n blackwatr kiks da bares in da ass, lol.
Quote from: steal on February 26, 2008, 11:49:01 PM
use off bugspray to protect myself from annoying mosquitoes
douse the rope in the gasoline and create a circle around myself
light circle with matches
somehow enjoy a last meal of useless stick hook and cellphone
use the knife to spill my guts before finally becoming engulfed in circle of flame
become bear food
i'm not macgyver
Sounds like a sacrifice.
Quote from: Kazarus on February 26, 2008, 11:54:07 PM
Sounds like a sacrifice.
Chalchihuitlicue would be pleased.
Throw this at them...
(http://www.multiplesoutlet.com/members/701515/uploaded/baby_oneseis.jpg)
I don't like hippies, and I'm pretty sure bears don't either.
Quote from: Socks on February 27, 2008, 08:42:47 AM
Throw this at them...
I don't like hippies, and I'm pretty sure bears don't either.
What? Hippies eat those things.
Stick the stick about halfway in the dirt and yank it out after it's a bit dusty, light it with a match, hold it in front of the Off and use it as a flamethrower to either scare them or burn them if they come close enough. I'd also bind the knife and hook on opposite ends and swing them to take out the bears. Hook=club, knife=knife.
First, I would spread what little gas there is on the ground. Next, I would take the Off in one hand, the matches in another. Once they get close, I would spray the off and hold a lit match to the spray, creating a flamethrower. If that fails, I would lure them to the gas and light it. If that fails, I would try to knife them to the death.
Maybe somewhere in there, I would attach the hook to the rope and swing it around. Also maybe make a torch out of the stick and a bit of gas and a match.
You can't use a spray like that as a blow torch with just a match, the match would just go out, I know what you've seen in movies but reality is different. As for lighting a thick stick with one or three matches, good luck, might want to pour some gas on it first.
Quote from: Socks on February 27, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Shut up.
I'm going to get some hippies to eat you, tell 'em you're laced with LSD.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 27, 2008, 02:45:16 PM
I'm going to get some hippies to eat you, tell 'em you're laced with LSD.
but now that he knows, he can put some lsd in his pocket and throw it at da hippies to distract them while he runs awaaai.