So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.
Welllllll....anywho, I went to church thing for teens. After sermon I was on my way out the door, and some chick stops me. "Hey hows it going?" and I remember who it is. I said hey and it was kinda awkward for awhile because I didn't call her like I said I would. Then I was like bye and I left.
The Ironic part: [spoiler]The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]
ITT irony in your life.
I'm black but don't act as such.
Who am I?
1 time i ated a pizza that turned out to b a pie i was all "wtf lol??"
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Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:05:42 PM
So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 07:09:08 PM
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
you jerk baddood;
Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:05:42 PM
The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]
A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:11:29 PM
A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.
That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex
Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:21:21 PM
That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex
It's all some sort of sexual action.
If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.
Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 07:09:08 PM
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
lol, you've had some nice burns today doodella;
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 07:45:59 PM
It's all some sort of sexual action.
If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.
If you get one are you still a virgin.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 07:45:59 PM
It's all some sort of sexual action.
If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.
That makes no sense, she might not be "clean", "pure" or "innocent" or whatever moronic phrases people use but she is still a virgin, her cherry has not been broken. As far as that speaker, he probably fingers choir boys during his lunch break so I wouldn't take it too seriouslyââ,¬Â¦
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 07:47:17 PM
lol, you've had some nice burns today doodella;
huh?
I guess I'm in somewhat of a bad mood tonight. befuddlement
Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 07:09:08 PM
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
lol
i like em feisty doodella;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 07:48:19 PM
If you get one are you still a virgin.
Yup, before you know it the threshold for virginity will continue to go down...
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:50:28 PM
That makes no sense, she might not be "clean", "pure" or "innocent" or whatever moronic phrases people use but she is still a virgin, her cherry has not been broken. As far as that speaker, he probably fingers choir boys during his lunch break so I wouldn't take it too seriouslyââ,¬Â¦
Some people consider any sort of voluntary sexual action to be the loss of virginity.
And even if a priest does make love to little boys, it doesn't change the definition for some people.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 07:54:06 PM
Some people consider any sort of voluntary sexual action to be the loss of virginity.
Well some people are wrong then.
quit lying baddood;