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Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, February 20, 2008, 07:05:42 PM

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.

Welllllll....anywho, I went to church thing for teens. After sermon I was on my way out the door, and some chick stops me. "Hey hows it going?" and I remember who it is. I said hey and it was kinda awkward for awhile because I didn't call her like I said I would. Then I was like bye and I left.

The Ironic part: [spoiler]The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]

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Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:05:42 PM
So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 07:09:08 PM
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
you jerk  baddood;

Socks

Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:05:42 PM
The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]


A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.

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Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:11:29 PM
A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.

That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:21:21 PM
That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex
It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 07:09:08 PM
I don't see a post in the dreams board about it doodthing;
lol, you've had some nice burns today doodella;

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Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 07:45:59 PM
It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.
If you get one are you still a virgin.

Socks

Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 07:45:59 PM
It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.


That makes no sense, she might not be "clean", "pure" or "innocent" or whatever moronic phrases people use but she is still a virgin, her cherry has not been broken.  As far as that speaker, he probably fingers choir boys during his lunch break so I wouldn't take it too seriouslyĆ¢ā,¬Ā¦

bluaki

Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 07:47:17 PM
lol, you've had some nice burns today doodella;
huh?
I guess I'm in somewhat of a bad mood tonight. befuddlement

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