Today during lunch, I had nothing to talk about so I played with a ketchup packet in my hands. Everyone else was silent, so my friend and I put little pieces of pretzels on one end of the ketchup packets and launched them into the air, being careful so as to not hit the negroids. I developed a perfect method of launching them high into the air and far across the room. spam;
Well, as time went on, we got bored with that so I just continued to squeeze the ketchup. I pushed one corner in and stuck my pinky in the dent. Right as the bell rang, the packet exploded and I just thought,"...shhhhhhiiiittt...." I thought the kethcup had squirted on Meagan or Kelsey's light shirts. I scanned the area quickly and noticed there was nothing on them, but everyone at my table was staring at me. I rubbed my fingers and before I could laugh, I felt the ketchup on my hands. It was a thick, goopy layer of an orange substance that felt like soft, warm shit. I yelled "AHH, DAMN" and everyone proceeded to laugh.
There were no napkins around, so I had to slowly walk to the bathroom behind the slow-ass negroids. I had to keep my hands clenched and suffer the horrible goopiness in order to avoid embarrassment with "WTF NIGGA" responses. If I ran, they'd think I shat myself. If I walked normally, they'd see it drip and it might possibly rub on my clothes.
It felt wonderful to get it off, but the stench is still there.
Either +10 awesome points for doing something insanely funny, or -20 for possibly embarrassing myself. caterpie;
I did something like that today
I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants gonk;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:18:02 PM
Today during lunch, I had nothing to talk about so I played with a ketchup packet in my hands. Everyone else was silent, so my friend and I put little pieces of pretzels on one end of the ketchup packets and launched them into the air, being careful so as to not hit the negroids. I developed a perfect method of launching them high into the air and far across the room. spam;
Well, as time went on, we got bored with that so I just continued to squeeze the ketchup. I pushed one corner in and stuck my pinky in the dent. Right as the bell rang, the packet exploded and I just thought,"...shhhhhhiiiittt...." I thought the kethcup had squirted on Meagan or Kelsey's light shirts. I scanned the area quickly and noticed there was nothing on them, but everyone at my table was staring at me. I rubbed my fingers and before I could laugh, I felt the ketchup on my hands. It was a thick, goopy layer of an orange substance that felt like soft, warm shit. I yelled "AHH, DAMN" and everyone proceeded to laugh.
There were no napkins around, so I had to slowly walk to the bathroom behind the slow-ass negroids. I had to keep my hands clenched and suffer the horrible goopiness in order to avoid embarrassment with "WTF NIGGA" responses. If I ran, they'd think I shat myself. If I walked normally, they'd see it drip and it might possibly rub on my clothes.
It felt wonderful to get it off, but the stench is still there.
Either +10 awesome points for doing something insanely funny, or -20 for possibly embarrassing myself. caterpie;
Who plays with Ketchup packets? Loser. powerofone; I just throw them at crowded hallways and see what happens when someone steps on them. <3
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:19:44 PM
I did something like that today
I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants gonk;
During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:20:45 PM
Who plays with Ketchup packets? Loser. powerofone; I just throw them at crowded hallways and see what happens when someone steps on them. <3
We loosen the caps on our drinks (with the liquid still inside) and fire them at negroids. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:21:10 PM
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:19:44 PM
I did something like that today
I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants gonk;
During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;
I bet you totally got some puss that day ness;
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:21:10 PM
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:19:44 PM
I did something like that today
I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants gonk;
During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;
I bet you totally got some puss that day ness;
Meagan laughed at the mess, but helped me clean it up. Everyone at the table is pretty cool, but my friend Josh is starting to be a dick towards me for no reason. The only time he ever says anything to me is when he asks "Are you gettng lunch today?" (I usually bring a few dollars and split a lunch, which I have him purchase) caterpie;
Pictures of Meagan please burned;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:24:28 PM
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:21:10 PM
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:19:44 PM
I did something like that today
I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants gonk;
During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;
I bet you totally got some puss that day ness;
Meagan laughed at the mess, but helped me clean it up. Everyone at the table is pretty cool, but my friend Josh is starting to be a dick towards me for no reason. The only time he ever says anything to me is when he asks "Are you gettng lunch today?" (I usually bring a few dollars and split a lunch, which I have him purchase) caterpie;
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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
Split your lunch with Meagan, then split your dick with her magician;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
lol @ bbc outsid of quot
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
Split your lunch with Meagan, then split your dick with her magician;
I'm not Lawlz. gonk;
Quote from: Eminem on April 18, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
lol @ bbc outsid of quot
o sry, wut wil u do 2 me
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
I'm not Lawlz. gonk;
So what, get to Meagan before Lawlz does, since you're bi pseudo;
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
I'm not Lawlz. gonk;
So what, get to Meagan before Lawlz does, since you're bi pseudo;
I'm not a bi like DemonPrince. caterpie;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
o sry, wut wil u do 2 me
I'm going to take you to the folks at SMF for not reading ?action=help.
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
Quote from: Eminem on April 18, 2007, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
o sry, wut wil u do 2 me
I'm going to take you to the folks at SMF for not reading ?action=help.
Then to ?action=rape. magician;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:33:30 PM
Then to ?action=rape. magician;
http://forum.boyah.net/index.php?action=rape
u 4got 2 instll dat mod nub :|
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were
alone? caterpie;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were alone? caterpie;
He was only in my Algebra class last year. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were alone? caterpie;
He was only in my Algebra class last year. powerofone;
Was it love at first sight? caterpie;
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were alone? caterpie;
He was only in my Algebra class last year. powerofone;
Was it love at first sight? caterpie;
No. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were alone? caterpie;
He was only in my Algebra class last year. powerofone;
Was it love at first sight? caterpie;
No. powerofone;
Love at first kiss? caterpie;
Quote from: xfollowthereaperx on April 18, 2007, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 18, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 18, 2007, 05:27:32 PM
You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? psyduck;
We used to talk all the time, but now that's the only thing he ever says to me. gonk;
The past three days I haven't given him anything, though. magician;
I know what you did in the boy's locker room. argh;
Gym was done and over with last year. powerofone;
Are you trying to say you two were alone? caterpie;
He was only in my Algebra class last year. powerofone;
Was it love at first sight? caterpie;
No. powerofone;
Love at first kiss? caterpie;
Yes. powerofone;
I was expecting Bel-Air or prengate.
Because semi-long post is semi-long. v;