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[ncba93ivyase]

Today during lunch, I had nothing to talk about so I played with a ketchup packet in my hands. Everyone else was silent, so my friend and I put little pieces of pretzels on one end of the ketchup packets and launched them into the air, being careful so as to not hit the negroids. I developed a perfect method of launching them high into the air and far across the room.

Well, as time went on, we got bored with that so I just continued to squeeze the ketchup. I pushed one corner in and stuck my pinky in the dent. Right as the bell rang, the packet exploded and I just thought,"...shhhhhhiiiittt...." I thought the kethcup had squirted on Meagan or Kelsey's light shirts. I scanned the area quickly and noticed there was nothing on them, but everyone at my table was staring at me. I rubbed my fingers and before I could laugh, I felt the ketchup on my hands. It was a thick, goopy layer of an orange substance that felt like soft, warm shit. I yelled "AHH, DAMN" and everyone proceeded to laugh.

There were no napkins around, so I had to slowly walk to the bathroom behind the slow-ass negroids. I had to keep my hands clenched and suffer the horrible goopiness in order to avoid embarrassment with "WTF NIGGA" responses. If I ran, they'd think I shat myself. If I walked normally, they'd see it drip and it might possibly rub on my clothes.

It felt wonderful to get it off, but the stench is still there.

Either +10 awesome points for doing something insanely funny, or -20 for possibly embarrassing myself. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

I did something like that today

I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants

[superclucky]

Today during lunch, I had nothing to talk about so I played with a ketchup packet in my hands. Everyone else was silent, so my friend and I put little pieces of pretzels on one end of the ketchup packets and launched them into the air, being careful so as to not hit the negroids. I developed a perfect method of launching them high into the air and far across the room.

Well, as time went on, we got bored with that so I just continued to squeeze the ketchup. I pushed one corner in and stuck my pinky in the dent. Right as the bell rang, the packet exploded and I just thought,"...shhhhhhiiiittt...." I thought the kethcup had squirted on Meagan or Kelsey's light shirts. I scanned the area quickly and noticed there was nothing on them, but everyone at my table was staring at me. I rubbed my fingers and before I could laugh, I felt the ketchup on my hands. It was a thick, goopy layer of an orange substance that felt like soft, warm shit. I yelled "AHH, DAMN" and everyone proceeded to laugh.

There were no napkins around, so I had to slowly walk to the bathroom behind the slow-ass negroids. I had to keep my hands clenched and suffer the horrible goopiness in order to avoid embarrassment with "WTF NIGGA" responses. If I ran, they'd think I shat myself. If I walked normally, they'd see it drip and it might possibly rub on my clothes.

It felt wonderful to get it off, but the stench is still there.

Either +10 awesome points for doing something insanely funny, or -20 for possibly embarrassing myself. caterpie;

Who plays with Ketchup packets? Loser.  I just throw them at crowded hallways and see what happens when someone steps on them. <3

[ncba93ivyase]

I did something like that today

I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants

During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;

[ncba93ivyase]

Who plays with Ketchup packets? Loser.  I just throw them at crowded hallways and see what happens when someone steps on them. <3

We loosen the caps on our drinks (with the liquid still inside) and fire them at negroids. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

I did something like that today

I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants

During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;

I bet you totally got some puss that day  ness;

[ncba93ivyase]

I did something like that today

I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants

During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;

I bet you totally got some puss that day  ness;

Meagan laughed at the mess, but helped me clean it up. Everyone at the table is pretty cool, but my friend Josh is starting to be a dick towards me for no reason. The only time he ever says anything to me is when he asks "Are you gettng lunch today?" (I usually bring a few dollars and split a lunch, which I have him purchase) caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

Pictures of Meagan please  burned;

[superclucky]

I did something like that today

I was eating cock-o smell in my car and tripped some nacho sauce on my pants

During my first week at that table, when I didn't know any of the girls, I spilt nacho cheese all over the table. caterpie;

I bet you totally got some puss that day  ness;

Meagan laughed at the mess, but helped me clean it up. Everyone at the table is pretty cool, but my friend Josh is starting to be a dick towards me for no reason. The only time he ever says anything to me is when he asks "Are you gettng lunch today?" (I usually bring a few dollars and split a lunch, which I have him purchase) caterpie;

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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? 

[The artist formally known]

You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? 

Split your lunch with Meagan, then split your dick with her  magician;

[Feynman]

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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? 

lol @ bbc outsid of quot

[superclucky]

You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? 

Split your lunch with Meagan, then split your dick with her  magician;

I'm not Lawlz. 

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You split your lunch with a guy that barely talks to you? 

lol @ bbc outsid of quot

o sry, wut wil u do 2 me

[The artist formally known]

I'm not Lawlz. 

So what, get to Meagan before Lawlz does, since you're bi  pseudo;

[superclucky]

I'm not Lawlz. 

So what, get to Meagan before Lawlz does, since you're bi  pseudo;

I'm not a bi like DemonPrince.  caterpie;

[Feynman]

o sry, wut wil u do 2 me

I'm going to take you to the folks at SMF for not reading ?action=help.