My brother has this annoying habit of blasting music in the morning, and sometimes singing with it.
I try to sleep and all I hear is Nickelback, Soulja Boy, or T-Pain. It's so fucking annoying since I need to wait for him to gtfo the house so I can go to sleep.
LIVE
My mom eavesdrops on my life(personal and school.)
Step dad always sides with my mother even if she's wrong.
Oldest nephew doesn't shut the fuck up.
Sister is an idort
My brother chews his food so fucking loudly, and makes as much noise as possible when eating/drinking. God it pisses me off so much. baddood;
I do something similar. When one of my cousins is sleeping, i take a pictures of him/her making weird faces. Like i just pull on his/her face until he/she looks really funny.lol They always get pissy and try to get back at me. gonk;
Just some of them:
1. Call me by my nicknames (I don't like them edumacate;)
2. Wait until the time I'd normally be on the computer to use it, and block my TV while using the computer (because the chair is positioned to be able to just rotate 90* from computer screen to TV for when I multitask)
3. Take me to some stupid place just about every single weekend when I hate almost all of the places
4. Bug me about getting a boyfriend
5. Believe things from FOX news and whatnot and tell me I shouldn't be on the computer much because of stalkers
6. Say that I don't get enough sun
7. Play the most retarded songs ever at booming volume in the car
My sisters keep turning on GHIII as soon as they get up on the weekends and that stupid ultra-loud noise that plays when you click on the disc channel when GHIII is in and wakes me up. ;-;
Quote from: bluaki on January 14, 2008, 03:21:27 PM
Just some of them:
4. Bug me about getting a boyfriend
Don't they know you like the vagoo?
My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."
He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."
My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."
My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.
Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 14, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."
He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."
My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."
My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.
Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.
Kill him baddood;
Quote from: Lawlz on January 14, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
My father always has the Mac running, and as we all know, Macs overheat like hell and it's stpid to leave a computer running for 5 hours if you only use it for 5 minutes and it takes 10 seconds to boot up. He always says "I'M GOING TO GET ON IT, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING COMPUTER."
He also likes to crank the TV up so loud that I can hear it from either of my rooms with the door closed and a TV on with the volume around a good 8 or 9. If I say anything, he tells me to go to my "fucking room."
My father backs my mother in everything. e.g. "Oh, you made feces for dinner? I love your feces." I say, "The food could use a little salt and it's rather bland." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE DID NOT FUCKING ASK YOU. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN GO FUCKING HUNGRY AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FUCKING COOKING IS GREAT." "It came from a box and I simply said it needs some sa--" "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN AND LET YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING COOK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY COOKING A FUCKING DINNER AROUND HERE SOME FUCKING TIME?" "I cook for myself, and you refuse to try any of my home made food." "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN."
My father likes horrible movies like Epic Movie and cranks the volume up to max when he watches it. Same goes for Larry the Cable Guy. He also thinks Democrats are all idiots and says Giuliani and Fred Thompson are excellent guys and would be "damn good" presidents.
Father says I need a job, and that I can't live in his house at 18 unless I pay all the bills. Says I better have a job before 18 because he won't support me with anything.
"stpid" and "cook" made this post amazing.
Anyway, my siblings/parents constantly bug me about getting/having a girlfriend.
"Ooooh, is that teddy bear for your giiiiiiiiiirlfriend? idort"
and then i feel bad because i dont have one emo;
Sister yelling for no reason. Take this for example, it happened not more than 10 minutes ago:
Me: "I'm taking your Ipod out of the USB. It's in the way of my leg."
Sister: "No leave it in!"
Me: "It's done charging..."
Sister: "YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO ANNOY ME. STOP MAKING ME YELL"
Near exact words.
1. I get teased about my boy friends. They make kissing noises when I'm on the phone with them.
2. Everytime I pick a guy character my brother teases me. He blares his music. He chews so fucking loudly. He doesnt put the seat down or flush. And he farts in my room. He has a mental problem where he cries and screams about the simplest things.
3. My sister tries to copy me. She tries to hang out with my friends. She wants to dye her hair like me. She ALWAYS takes my stuff.
4. My older brother is always visiting us and it's annoying.
5. My older sister takes advantage of my mom a lot. Because shes the attention whore of the family.
6. My Grandma tells stories describing every little detail which is about 3 hours.
7. My Grandpa takes up my room, eats all my food, drinks 15 beers a night, is a lazy ass, and thinks he's 21.
Whistle. It pisses me off.
Quote from: Lonely Rolling Star on January 14, 2008, 05:42:17 PM
Whistle. It pisses me off.
OH GOD MY BROTHER DOES THAT
lawlz, i have almost the opposite of your father
my brother will text me random raps...all day.
Quote from: V on January 14, 2008, 07:25:03 PM
my brother will text me random raps...all day.
yo yo yo check it josh
i send you raps like eminem's mosh
i use txt language in the text
it be coming up next
oh fuck yeah seaking
my penis is leaking
i think i have syphilis
My dad thinks every possible thing I do that he can't, will give the computer a virus. That's quite a lot, considering the fact that he needs my help for navigating literally everything he doesn't have bookmarked. He has about 7 bookmarks, and guess who marked them in the first place?
My sister has to argue every GOSH DAMN THING! Anything I say, she retaliates, and it pisses me off, because she is wrong almost every time. That bitch needs to fucking listen to me, shes so stupid too, I'm like when you get to HS people are gonna think you're a hoe and you're gonna get a rep. She's like "No...."
And she gets whatever the fuck she wants from my parents. If I want something it takes months of working up to it, she'll just be like "Mom can you buy me that new iHome?" Even though already just got a brand new stereo..? And my mom will be like "Sure hun." And I'm thinking unfair much.
My parents play favorites.
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on January 14, 2008, 07:42:12 PM
My sister has to argue every GOSH DAMN THING! Anything I say, she retaliates, and it pisses me off, because she is wrong almost every time. That bitch needs to fucking listen to me, shes so stupid too, I'm like when you get to HS people are gonna think you're a hoe and you're gonna get a rep. She's like "No...."
And she gets whatever the fuck she wants from my parents. If I want something it takes months of working up to it, she'll just be like "Mom can you buy me that new iHome?" Even though already just got a brand new stereo..? And my mom will be like "Sure hun." And I'm thinking unfair much.
My parents play favorites.
Just let her spiral out of control, then laugh at her.
Quote from: Trini on January 14, 2008, 07:44:03 PM
Just let her spiral out of control, then laugh at her.
Eh, I'm the older brother I feel protective though. I don't want her to make an ass out of herself. But at home I just stop saying anything and she just keeps going and I walk out of the room to get food.
The only thing I don't like is that my parents let my little sister do whatever she wants. She's almost 4 and she can't share anything without crying and almost shattering my eardrums.
I guess not having a kid for 11 years made my parents lose their parental skills because me and my older siblings never acted like that.
I have a huge, fat, piece of shit for a brother that's a waste of resources. He never leaves anyone alone, insults the hell out of anyone but gets pissed if you insult him back, and has anger issues.
That's about it, with the exception of my brother, no one in my family really does anything specific that annoys me.
My mom will crank the tv up real loud and try to have a conversation with you while she's in the kitchen washing dishes.
Quote from: steal on January 14, 2008, 11:33:31 PM
words
Seriously, dropkick your mother in the fucking throat. psyduck;
Today my brother decided it was a good idea to wake me up to ask if he could go through my closet and see if his basketball jersey was in there. I was pissed but I went back to sleep. He came back in about half an hour later with his iPod blasting some Drowning Pool and was like "HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY AXE LEFT?" and i was like "Jesus christ yes, go away" He then proceeded to spray it for about 30 seconds and then left my room.
By the time this happened I was annoyed and my room smelled like Axe so I couldn't go back to sleep. It wasn't very pleasurable. doodthing;
My older sister used to make my life miserable when I was little, and now if I tell her to stop being a bitch, she whines, "Why are you so mean all the time?" And whenever she's in an argument with anybody, she brings up the past, even if it's not relevant. For example, I asked her to please stop eating all my yogurt, and she's like, "YOU USED TO EAT MY CEREAL." And she still eats my yogurt, so I have to hide it. doodthing;
Oh, and she's always yelling at my dog for no reason, other than she's a bitch.
Quote from: Pyrate on January 15, 2008, 12:10:52 PM
Oh, and she's always yelling at my dog for no reason, other than she's a bitch.
the dog or your sister? caterpie;
WHEN EITHER OF MY PARENTS GRAB THE EXTRA CHAIR, UNFOLD IT, AND SIT NEXT TO ME WATCHING ME ON THE COMPUTER WHILE I DO THE TASK THEY ASK ME TO PERFORM
"hey use that magic goggle thing and find me some nice medical syringes"
IT'S SO ANNOYING
Aside from that, nothing. My sisters are scared of me and my parents are pretty bearable unlike most parents.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 15, 2008, 02:01:33 PM
WHEN EITHER OF MY PARENTS GRAB THE EXTRA CHAIR, UNFOLD IT, AND SIT NEXT TO ME WATCHING ME ON THE COMPUTER WHILE I DO THE TASK THEY ASK ME TO PERFORM
"hey use that magic goggle thing and find me some nice medical syringes"
IT'S SO ANNOYING
Aside from that, nothing. My sisters are scared of me and my parents are pretty bearable unlike most parents.
Yeah, I can't stand people watching over my shoulder. Doesn't matter if I'm on the computer, playing a game, or even eating. baddood;
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
Yeah, I can't stand people watching over my shoulder. Doesn't matter if I'm on the computer, playing a game, or even eating. baddood;
I hate it when people do that while im masturbating, ughh!!
Parents and brother are completely incompetent. It surprised the hell out of me when he got into every college he applied to. My parents can't remember something I explain to them for more than 5 minutes, even the most basic things, such as checking email or using their cell phones. My brother is the biggest wannabe ever, he always has to do what the "cool" kids do, even if he has previously bashed on the activity/whatever. My parents and my brother always have to know what I'm doing at every single minute, I swear I'd think that the apocalypse was coming If I ever got a moment of privacy when they're home.
Leave closet doors open, leave drink caps open, etc.
Seriously, how hard is it to close something? psyduck;