For some reason, women love my fluffy golden locks. No woman can resist running her fingers through it and complimenting it for its softness and cleanness.
Probably my greatest stroking session was the last day of ninth grade. I was in the gym, just sitting on the bench beside a couple of friends. Some fair looking nigress sat behind me and was like "OHH, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY. Would you mind if I touch it?" Of course, I said "Go ahead. :|" So I sat there from about 9:30 to lunch, getting my head scratched and stroked like an adorable little kitten. All my muscles were relaxed, and it was greater than any sex any person ever has had or ever could possibly have. That was the greatest feeling I had ever experienced.
This year, my hair looks a bit better compared to two years ago since it's gotten even softer, so it attracts more attention than ever. A fair looking girl in my history class often rubs it and braids it, but just rubbing my fingers through it will restore it to its adorable state. A girl in my geometry class strokes my hair about once a week, and it feels fairly amazing when she uses her pencil. Just yesterday, a decent looking half asian babe got behind me in English and was like "OH RONALD, I AM JUST IN LOVE WITH YOUR HAIR." For the first five minutes of class, she was just rubbing it, and it was absolutely phantasmagorical. It was the second best strokin' session ever, and the only reason the other one beats it was solely because it was 20 times longer. If they were done for an equal amount of time, Jade's would have been the greatest time ever in my life. :|
Also, for some reason or another, nigresses tend to love my hair.
DO WOMEN/MEN EVER COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR HAIR OR HAVE THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO TOUCH IT? powerofone;
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No, never.
Also, what's up with the sound at the end of your post?
Quote from: bluaki on January 11, 2008, 03:38:50 AM
No, never.
Also, what's up with the sound at the end of your post?
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT.
And it compliments the topic. :|
All the girls complimented my hair when it was at my shoulders, and when I decided to cut it short they were like "OMG Y DID U CUT UR HAIR IT WAS SO AWESOME"
Girls used to touch my hair and be like, "omg ur hair is SOOO curly i wish mine was leik that." They also liked to touch each other's legs to compare smoothness, so they were probably bluakis.
Well yeah, in high school. Now I'm in college and I don't know any of the girls, so it doesn't happen anymore.
Okay I lol'd
Yes, I have had my head stroked ;_;
this one girl in my math class says i have a cute head
and this other girl in my french class runs her hand through my hair at the begginingg of class
i also had her legs on my lap once.
but i dont like her. |:
I'd be lucky to even be accidentally touched by a woman.
No, my hair sucks.
Quote from: reefer on January 11, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
Okay I lol'd
Yes, I have had my head stroked ;_;
why so sad
I kinda like it. It makes me purr. :3
Nope, I've never had that happened.
Quote from: Kaz on January 11, 2008, 11:57:02 AM
why so sad
I kinda like it. It makes me purr. :3
My head has been strokeless since 2005 or so ;_;
Quote from: reefer on January 11, 2008, 11:59:47 AM
My head has been strokeless since 2005 or so ;_;
oh lol
My head has been strokeless since not way too long ago. A month maybe? Doesn't happen in school though.
yeah girls do that to me once in a while
i love it <3
People always want to touch it, but I really hate it.
Yep, they like it because it's soft and curly. girl;
If somebody touched my hair i would punch them, or not even that because my hair would get all messed up.
My hair used to be really straight which i loved!!! I hate curly hair its so ugly. Anyways now its like wavy, i think it has to do with the fact that one time i cut it really short and from that point on it became wavy.D:
Maybe the sun had something to do with it and many other things like hair products...
Back in elementary school girls would rub their fingers through my fuzz all the time.
Don't know what happened befuddlement
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 03:47:28 AM
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT.
Huh
How does hair have anything to do with that?
It's probably gender. The only time I've seen any girls at my school stroke another girl's hair was when they're best friends, otherwise it's just guys.
Quote from: Caz on January 11, 2008, 12:34:37 PM
If somebody touched my hair i would punch them, or not even that because my hair would get all messed up.
My hair used to be really straight which i loved!!! I hate curly hair its so ugly. Anyways now its like wavy, i think it has to do with the fact that one time i cut it really short and from that point on it became wavy.D:
Maybe the sun had something to do with it and many other things like hair products...
I think a day of sloppy, delicious hair is worth 30 seconds of strokin'.
yes. i stroke my penis head almost daily
as for my head head, i would not like anyone touching my beautiful hair that moves with the wind. they would get it oily and nasty
A few times. This one girl on the bus says my hair is so soft. She doesn't stroke it though, just kinda feels it.
There was another occasion I can't remember.
And I have an irresistible urge to touch my hair.
sometimes
one time i got a haircut and a girl wanted to feel it and i was like ok and she was like it feels like a cat james and i felt her thigh
Quote from: JMV290 on January 11, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
sometimes
one time i got a haircut and a girl wanted to feel it and i was like ok and she was like it feels like a cat james and i felt her thigh
i think you had sex
Quote from: WrenchNinja on January 11, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
i think you had sex
i probably would have if we weren't in school.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 01:02:55 PM
I think a day of sloppy, delicious hair is worth 30 seconds of strokin'.
Are you saying my hair is sloppy?
Yes, this one girl who used to sit behind me in Geography last year obsesses over it.
Yeah. All the time. gonk;
wtf these girls are like moths, instead of being attracted to light they're attracted to hair
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 03:29:51 AM
For some reason, women love my fluffy golden locks. No woman can resist running her fingers through it and complimenting it for its softness and cleanness.
You have dreadlocks? psyduck;
Quote from: some_person on January 11, 2008, 03:44:15 PM
You have dreadlocks? psyduck;
fuckin lold
ronald has long skater hairs
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 11, 2008, 03:47:53 PM
fuckin lold
ronald has long skater hairs
But gold ones? Why was I not informed? Better yet, when did he get dreadlocks?
Quote from: some_person on January 11, 2008, 03:49:44 PM
But gold ones? Why was I not informed? Better yet, when did he get dreadlocks?
I love you.
No, but back in 7th grade rubbing their hands across my gentle cheeks was an epidemic.
Quote from: some_person on January 11, 2008, 03:49:44 PM
But gold ones? Why was I not informed? Better yet, when did he get dreadlocks?
are you retarded
No one likes me like that to even notice me.
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 11, 2008, 03:51:42 PM
are you retarded
No, but I saw Lawlz on stickam. He had no golden dreads gonk;
All the preppy girls ones loved braiding it. :|
Quote from: some_person on January 11, 2008, 05:35:12 PM
No, but I saw Lawlz on stickam. He had no golden dreads gonk;
MAGNETO
my girrlll be doin' that shit all tha timme
ITT some_idiot thinks dreadlocks = locks befuddlement
Nope. cook
Quote from: Lawlz on January 11, 2008, 06:43:33 PM
More like 5 months ago. cmongler;
Is that you? Cuz thats how i imagine you...
You're strange.
I have a similar dilemma; more than a few maidens have requested a session with its fine, soft fluffiness. I can't exactly say the feeling is better than any conceivable sex, though.
Quote from: Snorkel on January 11, 2008, 07:49:18 PM
You're strange.
I have a similar dilemma; more than a few maidens have requested a session with its fine, soft fluffiness. I can't exactly say the feeling is better than any conceivable sex, though.
You're strange.
MAYBE BECAUSE THEIR HANDS BECOME SNARLED IN YOUR MESS.
I'm apparently too physically intimidating for girls to stroke my hair, but I do get semi-frequent compliments.
Quote from: steal on January 11, 2008, 10:13:25 PM
That's C. Mongler.
Lawlz's hair is kind of smooth and straight, with just enough curve to give it that sexy swagger.
What? befuddlement
I wanna see it now...
My hair is pretty much always extremely soft, but not particularly fun to stroke because it's long and people would probably get their fingers stuck in it after awhile. Sometimes girls like to play with my hair like pit it in ugly cornrows or something, but I think the whole head stroke thing is mostly for girls. ne of my ex's used to do it though and yes, it does feel amazing.
My buddy Richard for some reason has the softest hair I have ever felt. It's not particularily attractive.. but petting his head is like petting a chinchilla.
my best friend R.W. plays with my hair a lot. The first time he did, i thought i was going to cream my pants, it felt so good. So now he does it quite often, or at least whenever i ask him to
a lot of people like touching it because its poofy
and half of the reason it's in my eyes is because they all are like "let me see your pretty eyes" and they move it out of the way for me and tuck it behind my ears.
awfully kinky i must say