Do You Ever Get Your Head Stroked?

[ncba93ivyase]

For some reason, women love my fluffy golden locks. No woman can resist running her fingers through it and complimenting it for its softness and cleanness.

Probably my greatest stroking session was the last day of ninth grade. I was in the gym, just sitting on the bench beside a couple of friends. Some fair looking nigress sat behind me and was like "OHH, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY. Would you mind if I touch it?" Of course, I said "Go ahead. " So I sat there from about 9:30 to lunch, getting my head scratched and stroked like an adorable little kitten. All my muscles were relaxed, and it was greater than any sex any person ever has had or ever could possibly have. That was the greatest feeling I had ever experienced.

This year, my hair looks a bit better compared to two years ago since it's gotten even softer, so it attracts more attention than ever. A fair looking girl in my history class often rubs it and braids it, but just rubbing my fingers through it will restore it to its adorable state. A girl in my geometry class strokes my hair about once a week, and it feels fairly amazing when she uses her pencil. Just yesterday, a decent looking half asian babe got behind me in English and was like "OH RONALD, I AM JUST IN LOVE WITH YOUR HAIR." For the first five minutes of class, she was just rubbing it, and it was absolutely phantasmagorical. It was the second best strokin' session ever, and the only reason the other one beats it was solely because it was 20 times longer. If they were done for an equal amount of time, Jade's would have been the greatest time ever in my life.

Also, for some reason or another, nigresses tend to love my hair.

DO WOMEN/MEN EVER COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR HAIR OR HAVE THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO TOUCH IT?

http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/media/Strokin.swf

[bluaki]

No, never.

Also, what's up with the sound at the end of your post?

[ncba93ivyase]

No, never.

Also, what's up with the sound at the end of your post?

BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT.

And it compliments the topic.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

All the girls complimented my hair when it was at my shoulders, and when I decided to cut it short they were like "OMG Y DID U CUT UR HAIR IT WAS SO "

[Pyrate]

Girls used to touch my hair and be like, "omg ur hair is SOOO curly i wish mine was leik that." They also liked to touch each other's legs to compare smoothness, so they were probably bluakis.

[Samus Aran]

Well yeah, in high school. Now I'm in college and I don't know any of the girls, so it doesn't happen anymore.

[The artist formally known]

Okay I lol'd

Yes, I have had my head stroked ;_;

[FullmetalGanon]

this one girl in my math class says i have a cute head
and this other girl in my french class runs her hand through my hair at the begginingg of class
i also had her legs on my lap once.
but i dont like her. |:

[KonohaShinobi]

I'd be lucky to even be accidentally touched by a woman.

No, my hair sucks.

[Samus Aran]

Okay I lol'd

Yes, I have had my head stroked ;_;

why so sad

I kinda like it. It makes me purr.

[ME##]

Nope, I've never had that happened.

[The artist formally known]

why so sad

I kinda like it. It makes me purr.

My head has been strokeless since 2005 or so ;_;

[Samus Aran]

My head has been strokeless since 2005 or so ;_;

oh lol

My head has been strokeless since not way too long ago. A month maybe? Doesn't happen in school though.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yeah girls do that to me once in a while
i love it <3

[Wrench]

People always want to touch it, but I really hate it.