why does santa have three gardens
WHY ELSE WOULD HE NEED THREE HOES
lolooolololol
Your turn. santa; (fk u kaz)
kaz took out santa; right before december? wtf
y is 8 afraid of 7
why did chicken cross the road :D
Quote from: No on December 02, 2007, 08:11:20 AM
kaz took out santa; right before december? wtf
y is 8 afraid of 7
I thought it was 'Why is six afraid of seven?' psyduck;
Quote from: ME86 on December 02, 2007, 08:12:30 AM
I thought it was 'Why is six afraid of seven?' psyduck;
it can be eight too.
... edumacate;
Quote from: No on December 02, 2007, 08:11:20 AM
kaz took out santa; right before december? wtf
y is 8 afraid of 7
because 7 is a nigger
Your sister is like school on a sunday.
no class.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on December 02, 2007, 08:12:07 AM
why did chicken cross the road :D
to get to the other side :D
http://www.youtube.com/v/l4YWOrQSss4
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
[spoiler]Because there all dead.[/spoiler]
Why did the women cross the road?
Anwser: Real question is why isnt she in the Kitchen (worst joke ever)
Heres another horrible joke.
Whats the diffrence between a pizza and black guy.
One can feed a family of four.
What's the difference between pizza and a Jew?
[spoiler]Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.[/spoiler]
lol thats fukd up
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on December 02, 2007, 01:25:25 PM
What's the difference between pizza and a Jew?
Not the difference, but a difference. psyduck;
My friend is all mixed up, his feet run and his nose smells
Quote from: reefer on December 02, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
My friend is all mixed up, his feet run and his nose smells
uhhh i think u told it wrong
Women's rights.
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on December 02, 2007, 01:25:25 PM
What's the difference between pizza and a Jew?
[spoiler]Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.[/spoiler]
lol thats fukd up
I lol'd
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
you would too if your name was saaluseoihheif
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
Santa, the Easter Bunny, and a smart blond on a sinking boat who survives?
None, they don't exist.
how do you catch a unique rabbit
[spoiler]u-nique up on him[/spoiler]
lmao lololollolo
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
[spoiler]I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
heard that from kaz a long time ago. something like that
gooncamp;[/spoiler]
There's an Indian/Native American sitting at a bar. A gay man walks up and sits by the Indian. The gay man sits there for a while, then asks the Indian if he wants a hand job or a blow job. Naturally, the Indian kicked his ass out of the bar.
The Indian sat back down, and the bartender asks "What the hell did he do?"
The Indian replies "That son of a bitch offered me a job"
[spoiler]the indian could be easily be replaced by a black guy
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so this guy has like chapped lips so he like rubs his face in this horse's ass and this other guy is like wtf man y u do that and so he responds so i don't lick my lips lol
psyduck;